UPDATE: WORLD EXCLUSIVE DETAILS ON OWEN WILSON'S SUICIDE ATTEMPT!  —  Actor Owen Wilson was hospitalized after attempting suicide, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  —  The ENQUIRER broke the story yesterday of Wilson's tragic cry for help.  The actor was transported …

Britney Targeted in Child Abuse Investigation  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears is being investigated for possible child abuse.  —  An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court.  Present — Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan …

Cameron Diaz and Bradley Cooper Dating?  —  Be still my beating Bradley Cooper-loving heart.  —  Sources close to Bradley and Cameron Diaz tell me that the two have been dating the past couple weeks.  Pretty adorable, no?  —  Bradley's rep insists that it is "not true" that the two are dating.

BATTLE OF BULGE  —  ASHANTI is having a rough summer.  The songbird gained so much weight, she refused to be photographed during the weekend opening of the Ivy Hotel in San Diego.  Having a better time was Jessica Biel, there with her family and a few girlfriends, who...

'Ditzy Chick' did beauty pageants to improve communication  —  Miss South Carolina Teen USA claims she lost train of thought in TV meltdown  —  The 18-year-old beauty contestant who mesmerized the nation with her verbal "brilliance" at the Miss Teen USA pageant over the weekend originally entered …

Oliver Hudson's Baby Boy  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Rules of Engagement star Oliver Hudson is getting acquainted with the rules of parenthood.  —  Kate Hudson's big bro welcomed a baby boy named Wilder Thursday, his first child with wife Erinn Bartlett, E! News has learned exclusively.

Jennifer Garner Talks Heat Stroke On Set Of 'The Kingdom'  —  Jennifer Garner is an actress committed to her craft.  —  So committed, in fact, that it proved hazardous to her health last August on the set of her upcoming action drama, "The Kingdom."  —  With the Arizona desert doubling …

Jake Gyllenhaal is Gay and Having a Baby  —  Former Hollywood publicist Jonathan Jaxson says that Jake Gyllenhaal is planning to come out some time by the end of next month.  Jake is reportedly ready to come out because he and his boyfriend of several years (rumored to be actor Austin Nichols …

Matt's Former Manager Wants Friendly Money!  —  TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed today by Camille Cerio, who says she's owed big bucks by Matt LeBlanc!  —  In the suit, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Cerio says she acted as LeBlanc's manager from 1994 to 1995.

For The Love Of.....  I love you....I really, really do, but I can't love you when you're flashing your Cinnabon with extra frosting.  I just can't!  I know you're out there doing your thing, but please!  I'm also happy that you wore panties, but next time triple up or bust out the Body Glove biker shorts.

Blowing Chunks With Fergie  —  Fergie Fug performed at the Minnesota State Fair on Saturday night and a Dlisted reader caught FF blowing chunks all over the Big Slide.  Glamorous.  —  Here's what my reader said: … What is wrong with that girl?!  Can't she keep her insides to herself.

BIMBO TRIO PASSES UP 'CHOICE'  —  THIS year's biggest headline makers - Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton - were shamed into skipping the Teen Choice Awards, which aired Sunday night on Fox.  "There was originally going to be a 'Newsmakers of the Year' award," said our insider.

Enrique Iglesias Offered $1 Million To Model Condoms  —  Latino pop hunk Enrique Iglesias has been offered $1 million to model condoms.  The Hero singer joked about the size of his penis in a recent interview, explaining, "I'd change my penis if I could.  It's way, way, way too small."