OWEN IN 'SUICIDE ATTEMPT'  —  'OD BID' AFTER TIFF WITH PAL  —  A distraught Owen Wilson was found bloodied and dazed after trying to commit suicide by overdosing on pills and slitting his wrist in the wake of a bitter blowup with a close pal, a source told The Post yesterday.

BATTLE OF BULGE  —  ASHANTI is having a rough summer.  The songbird gained so much weight, she refused to be photographed during the weekend opening of the Ivy Hotel in San Diego.  Having a better time was Jessica Biel, there with her family and a few girlfriends, who...

Cameron Diaz and Bradley Cooper Dating?  —  Be still my beating Bradley Cooper-loving heart.  —  Sources close to Bradley and Cameron Diaz tell me that the two have been dating the past couple weeks.  Pretty adorable, no?  —  Bradley's rep insists that it is "not true" that the two are dating.

'Ditzy Chick' did beauty pageants to improve communication  —  Miss South Carolina Teen USA claims she lost train of thought in TV meltdown  —  The 18-year-old beauty contestant who mesmerized the nation with her verbal "brilliance" at the Miss Teen USA pageant over the weekend originally entered …

Who's Behind the Britney Investigation?  — Plot Thickens  —  Sources tell TMZ the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services "abuse investigation" into Britney Spears does not involve physical mistreatment of her children.  —  Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations …

AT LAST, A BABY FOR KELLY AT 50  —  KELLY Klein is finally about to become a mother.  Childless through her 20-year marriage to fashion czar Calvin Klein, Kelly, at age 50, is having a baby.  —  Page Six has learned that Kelly is employing a surrogate mother in California to give birth …

BIMBO TRIO PASSES UP 'CHOICE'  —  THIS year's biggest headline makers - Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton - were shamed into skipping the Teen Choice Awards, which aired Sunday night on Fox.  "There was originally going to be a 'Newsmakers of the Year' award," said our insider.

Danny DeVito & The Contract  —  Please Join or to post comments savage likes to watch.  who knew?  —  YES!  I came to the site and saw this as the main video and of course I click and visit the actual page so that I can vote or whatever.  The Vote would have been funny, of course.  I saw "De Vito?

Silly Lily's dunk and disorderly  —  CRAZY LILY ALLEN shoved a reggae singer off stage at the Notting Hill Carnival yesterday — so he threw beer over her head.  —  After the scuffle in front of thousands of festival goers, the Smile singer ran off red-faced.

Madonna's Adoption of Malawi Boy Moving Forward  —  Madonna has caught a break in the saga hindering her and husband Guy Ritchie's successful adoption of young David Banda - a Malawi social worker was finally given permission to visit and assess the family.  —  "There has been a change …

Enrique Iglesias Offered $1 Million To Model Condoms  —  Latino pop hunk Enrique Iglesias has been offered $1 million to model condoms.  The Hero singer joked about the size of his penis in a recent interview, explaining, "I'd change my penis if I could.  It's way, way, way too small."

Jennifer Garner Talks Heat Stroke On Set Of 'The Kingdom'  —  Jennifer Garner is an actress committed to her craft.  —  So committed, in fact, that it proved hazardous to her health last August on the set of her upcoming action drama, "The Kingdom."  —  With the Arizona desert doubling …

Matt's Former Manager Wants Friendly Money!  —  TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed today by Camille Cerio, who says she's owed big bucks by Matt LeBlanc!  —  In the suit, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Cerio says she acted as LeBlanc's manager from 1994 to 1995.

Miss Teen USA contestant explains herself  —  Caitlin Upton botched the map question because she was 'overwhelmed'  —  The Miss Teen USA pageant contestant who became a YouTube sensation after butchering a question about why many Americans cannot find the U.S. on a world map says she was overwhelmed …

Don't Be Fooled By This Photo  —  What an obvious set-up this is.  She can't read!  Sources are saying that Lohan is acting the fool in rehab again.  I don't know how accurate these reports are, seeing as she looked fairly serene and happy during her wilderness walk of last week and she did release that statement.