OWEN IN 'SUICIDE ATTEMPT'  —  'OD BID' AFTER TIFF WITH PAL  —  A distraught Owen Wilson was found bloodied and dazed after trying to commit suicide by overdosing on pills and slitting his wrist in the wake of a bitter blowup with a close pal, a source told The Post yesterday.

BATTLE OF BULGE  —  ASHANTI is having a rough summer.  The songbird gained so much weight, she refused to be photographed during the weekend opening of the Ivy Hotel in San Diego.  Having a better time was Jessica Biel, there with her family and a few girlfriends, who...

Cameron Diaz and Bradley Cooper Dating?  —  Be still my beating Bradley Cooper-loving heart.  —  Sources close to Bradley and Cameron Diaz tell me that the two have been dating the past couple weeks.  Pretty adorable, no?  —  Bradley's rep insists that it is "not true" that the two are dating.

'Ditzy Chick' did beauty pageants to improve communication  —  Miss South Carolina Teen USA claims she lost train of thought in TV meltdown  —  The 18-year-old beauty contestant who mesmerized the nation with her verbal "brilliance" at the Miss Teen USA pageant over the weekend originally entered …

Who's Behind the Britney Investigation?  — Plot Thickens  —  Sources tell TMZ the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services "abuse investigation" into Britney Spears does not involve physical mistreatment of her children.  —  Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations …

Silly Lily's dunk and disorderly  —  CRAZY LILY ALLEN shoved a reggae singer off stage at the Notting Hill Carnival yesterday — so he threw beer over her head.  —  After the scuffle in front of thousands of festival goers, the Smile singer ran off red-faced.

AT LAST, A BABY FOR KELLY AT 50  —  KELLY Klein is finally about to become a mother.  Childless through her 20-year marriage to fashion czar Calvin Klein, Kelly, at age 50, is having a baby.  —  Page Six has learned that Kelly is employing a surrogate mother in California to give birth …

BIMBO TRIO PASSES UP 'CHOICE'  —  THIS year's biggest headline makers - Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton - were shamed into skipping the Teen Choice Awards, which aired Sunday night on Fox.  "There was originally going to be a 'Newsmakers of the Year' award," said our insider.

Oliver Hudson's Baby Boy  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Rules of Engagement star Oliver Hudson is getting acquainted with the rules of parenthood.  —  Kate Hudson's big bro welcomed a baby boy named Wilder Thursday, his first child with wife Erinn Bartlett, E! News has learned exclusively.

Danny DeVito & The Contract  —  Please Join or to post comments savage likes to watch.  who knew?  —  YES!  I came to the site and saw this as the main video and of course I click and visit the actual page so that I can vote or whatever.  The Vote would have been funny, of course.  I saw "De Vito?

Madonna's Adoption of Malawi Boy Moving Forward  —  Madonna has caught a break in the saga hindering her and husband Guy Ritchie's successful adoption of young David Banda - a Malawi social worker was finally given permission to visit and assess the family.  —  "There has been a change …

Jennifer Garner Talks Heat Stroke On Set Of 'The Kingdom'  —  Jennifer Garner is an actress committed to her craft.  —  So committed, in fact, that it proved hazardous to her health last August on the set of her upcoming action drama, "The Kingdom."  —  With the Arizona desert doubling …

Matt's Former Manager Wants Friendly Money!  —  TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed today by Camille Cerio, who says she's owed big bucks by Matt LeBlanc!  —  In the suit, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Cerio says she acted as LeBlanc's manager from 1994 to 1995.

Enrique Iglesias Offered $1 Million To Model Condoms  —  Latino pop hunk Enrique Iglesias has been offered $1 million to model condoms.  The Hero singer joked about the size of his penis in a recent interview, explaining, "I'd change my penis if I could.  It's way, way, way too small."

Don't Be Fooled By This Photo  —  What an obvious set-up this is.  She can't read!  Sources are saying that Lohan is acting the fool in rehab again.  I don't know how accurate these reports are, seeing as she looked fairly serene and happy during her wilderness walk of last week and she did release that statement.

Opening Pandora's Box on the lower East Side  —  Lower East Side neighbors of The Box, New York's hippest nightspot, tell us they are taking action to have the club closed down.  "They lied," says Chrystie St. resident Alexandria Cohen.  "They told us that The Box was to be a cultural institution.