OWEN IN 'SUICIDE ATTEMPT'  —  'OD BID' AFTER TIFF WITH PAL  —  A distraught Owen Wilson was found bloodied and dazed after trying to commit suicide by overdosing on pills and slitting his wrist in the wake of a bitter blowup with a close pal, a source told The Post yesterday.

BATTLE OF BULGE  —  ASHANTI is having a rough summer.  The songbird gained so much weight, she refused to be photographed during the weekend opening of the Ivy Hotel in San Diego.  Having a better time was Jessica Biel, there with her family and a few girlfriends, who...

Who's Behind the Britney Investigation?  — Plot Thickens  —  Sources tell TMZ the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services "abuse investigation" into Britney Spears does not involve physical mistreatment of her children.  —  Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations …

Cameron Diaz and Bradley Cooper Dating?  —  Be still my beating Bradley Cooper-loving heart.  —  Sources close to Bradley and Cameron Diaz tell me that the two have been dating the past couple weeks.  Pretty adorable, no?  —  Bradley's rep insists that it is "not true" that the two are dating.

Lily Allen has Guinness poured over her  —  Lily Allen had a pint of Guinness poured over head by reggae singer Bobby Kray at the weekend's Notting Hill Carnival.  —  The 'Smile' singer invaded the stage during the performer's gig at the annual London event, pushing the star off the stage after wrestling the microphone off him.

'Ditzy Chick' did beauty pageants to improve communication  —  Miss South Carolina Teen USA claims she lost train of thought in TV meltdown  —  The 18-year-old beauty contestant who mesmerized the nation with her verbal "brilliance" at the Miss Teen USA pageant over the weekend originally entered …

Father-in-law: Boycott Winehouse albums  —  LONDON - Amy Winehouse's father-in law says fans should stop buying her records to force the singer to seek help for what he called a drug addiction.  —  Giles Fielder-Civil said he believed Winehouse and his son, Blake Fielder-Civil, had used cocaine …

Oliver Hudson's Baby Boy  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Rules of Engagement star Oliver Hudson is getting acquainted with the rules of parenthood.  —  Kate Hudson's big bro welcomed a baby boy named Wilder Thursday, his first child with wife Erinn Bartlett, E! News has learned exclusively.

AT LAST, A BABY FOR KELLY AT 50  —  KELLY Klein is finally about to become a mother.  Childless through her 20-year marriage to fashion czar Calvin Klein, Kelly, at age 50, is having a baby.  —  Page Six has learned that Kelly is employing a surrogate mother in California to give birth …

Don't Be Fooled By This Photo  —  What an obvious set-up this is.  She can't read!  Sources are saying that Lohan is acting the fool in rehab again.  I don't know how accurate these reports are, seeing as she looked fairly serene and happy during her wilderness walk of last week and she did release that statement.

BIMBO TRIO PASSES UP 'CHOICE'  —  THIS year's biggest headline makers - Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton - were shamed into skipping the Teen Choice Awards, which aired Sunday night on Fox.  "There was originally going to be a 'Newsmakers of the Year' award," said our insider.

Danny DeVito & The Contract  —  Please Join or to post comments savage likes to watch.  who knew?  —  YES!  I came to the site and saw this as the main video and of course I click and visit the actual page so that I can vote or whatever.  The Vote would have been funny, of course.  I saw "De Vito?

Enrique Iglesias Offered $1 Million To Model Condoms  —  Latino pop hunk Enrique Iglesias has been offered $1 million to model condoms.  The Hero singer joked about the size of his penis in a recent interview, explaining, "I'd change my penis if I could.  It's way, way, way too small."

Jennifer Garner Talks Heat Stroke On Set Of 'The Kingdom'  —  Jennifer Garner is an actress committed to her craft.  —  So committed, in fact, that it proved hazardous to her health last August on the set of her upcoming action drama, "The Kingdom."  —  With the Arizona desert doubling …

Matt's Former Manager Wants Friendly Money!  —  TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed today by Camille Cerio, who says she's owed big bucks by Matt LeBlanc!  —  In the suit, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Cerio says she acted as LeBlanc's manager from 1994 to 1995.