UPDATE: WORLD EXCLUSIVE DETAILS ON OWEN WILSON'S SUICIDE ATTEMPT!  —  Actor Owen Wilson was hospitalized after attempting suicide, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  —  The ENQUIRER broke the story yesterday of Wilson's tragic cry for help.  The actor was transported …

Britney Targeted in Child Abuse Investigation  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears is being investigated for possible child abuse.  —  An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court.  Present — Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan …

Passing Fluids  —  Just a few seconda ago, Cameron Diaz was dating John Mayer.  Just a few seconds before that it was Criss Angel and then before that was Kelly Slater.  Well, this week she's apparently dating Bradley Cooper.  —  E! Online says they've been dating for the past couple …

Jake Gyllenhaal is Gay and Having a Baby  —  Former Hollywood publicist Jonathan Jaxson says that Jake Gyllenhaal is planning to come out some time by the end of next month.  Jake is reportedly ready to come out because he and his boyfriend of several years (rumored to be actor Austin Nichols …

Dancing With the Stars — Spoilers!  —  Aaron Carter — best known for taking his dates to the beach.  He should be dancing with the dermatologist!  —  if this is the lineup, then I'm not watching!  What a waste of airtime..ABC's got a good think going, and just like American Idol …

For The Love Of.....  I love you....I really, really do, but I can't love you when you're flashing your Cinnabon with extra frosting.  I just can't!  I know you're out there doing your thing, but please!  I'm also happy that you wore panties, but next time triple up or bust out the Body Glove biker shorts.

Blowing Chunks With Fergie  —  Fergie Fug performed at the Minnesota State Fair on Saturday night and a Dlisted reader caught FF blowing chunks all over the Big Slide.  Glamorous.  —  Here's what my reader said: … What is wrong with that girl?!  Can't she keep her insides to herself.

FIRST LOOK: Whoopi's New View Cast Photo  —  The New View: Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Whoopi Goldberg, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar  —  PEOPLE got a sneak preview of the first official shots of the new cast of The View - minus one Rosie, and plus one Whoopi.  —  Print ads for the new season …

Danny DeVito & The Contract  —  Please Join or to post comments savage likes to watch.  who knew?  —  YES!  I came to the site and saw this as the main video and of course I click and visit the actual page so that I can vote or whatever.  The Vote would have been funny, of course.  I saw "De Vito?

Nick's Mom Issues a Statement  —  TMZ has obtained a statement from the Linda Hogan, wife of Hulk and mother of Nick.  Her son was involved in a serious car accident in Florida on Sunday:  —  "My son Nick and a friend were involved in a car accident last night.

Nick & Vanessa Like Playing The Field  —  Nick and Vanessa headed to Washington this weekend to support the Tacoma Rainiers (Nick's Triple A baseball team) and for a celebrity charity softball game.  Nick showed up for some batting practice but it looked like he spent more time making …

Jessica Alba Tells Schoolyard Crush to 'Look at Me Now'  —  High School Musical 2 stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens took home a bevy of surfboards at Sunday night's Teen Choice awards, but Jessica Alba had the last laugh on her own grade-school tormentor.  —  "I would like to dedicate …

Ben Gets Some Quality Time With Violet  —  Violet Affleck got to be Daddy's little girl running some errands with Ben Sunday morning in LA. It looks like she even tried out a new side ponytail look, which is super cute but still no match for Level 4 pigtails.