OWEN IN 'SUICIDE ATTEMPT'  —  'OD BID' AFTER TIFF WITH PAL  —  A distraught Owen Wilson was found bloodied and dazed after trying to commit suicide by overdosing on pills and slitting his wrist in the wake of a bitter blowup with a close pal, a source told The Post yesterday.

Angelina Jolie Goes to Iraq  —  Angelina Jolie is in Iraq to witness firsthand the humanitarian crisis there, the United Nations Refugee Agency UNHCR has announced.  —  The actress and UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador, 32, flew from New York to Syria on Monday.  In Damascus, she visited …

Isabella and Connor Cruise are away at brainwash camp  —  You know how you used to see photos of Tom Cruise's kids, Isabella and Connor, all the time before baby Suri made her triumphant but long overdue debut?  Tom and Katie seemed to be attending a sports game for one of the preteens every week …

Looks Like K-Fed's Definitely The One Who Sicced The Social Workers On Britney  —  More details are coming to light concerning the child abuse allegations against our poor little lamb.  It's been revealed that the L.A. County Department of Family and Children Services isn't investigating any physical mistreatment of JJ and SPF.

Alyssa Milano's Hairy Arms Are A Mystery  —  Here are the latest pictures of Alyssa Milano promoting her women's baseball line Touch.  As usual, Alyssa looks great, but the mystery remains: why does she refuse to wax the hair off her arms!?  Does she want to keep in touch with her Italian heritage …

Bridget's Baby Name Revenge  —  Tom Brady was mostly absent during Bridget Moynahan's pregnancy with their child (born August 22), and now that's not the only thing that's missing.  The actress, 36, decided not to include her ex's surname when naming her son.

Father-in-law: Boycott Winehouse albums  —  LONDON - Amy Winehouse's father-in law says fans should stop buying her records to force the singer to seek help for what he called a drug addiction.  —  Giles Fielder-Civil said he believed Winehouse and his son, Blake Fielder-Civil, had used cocaine …

Jason Wahler — Engaged!  —  Someone's movin' on!  Fresh from rehab and a jail stint, former "Laguna Beach" cast member Jason Wahler is making another positive change — he's getting married!  —  Wahler's rep confirms to TMZ that Jason proposed last weekend to his USC tennis star girlfriend, Katja Decker-Sadowski.

Lily Allen has Guinness poured over her  —  Lily Allen had a pint of Guinness poured over head by reggae singer Bobby Kray at the weekend's Notting Hill Carnival.  —  The 'Smile' singer invaded the stage during the performer's gig at the annual London event, pushing the star off the stage after wrestling the microphone off him.

Paris Hilton Topless (and Showing Nipple) in GQ Germany  —  It's not everyday you see Paris Hilton's nipples on display, well, actually it kind of is, but I guess it's not every day you see Paris Hilton's nipples in a national magazine.  But Paris Hilton got topless for GQ magazine in Germany …

BATTLE OF BULGE  —  ASHANTI is having a rough summer.  The songbird gained so much weight, she refused to be photographed during the weekend opening of the Ivy Hotel in San Diego.  Having a better time was Jessica Biel, there with her family and a few girlfriends, who...

'Lost' Scoop: Jeff Fahey Joins Cast  —  The star of the cult flick ''The Lawnmower Man,'' most recently seen in ''Grindhouse,'' has ''exactly the right sensibilities'' for the island, say Lindelof and Cuse  —  The new season of Lost is still over five months away (arrrrggggh!!!) …

Amy Winehouse's Caribbean Holiday  —  How do you follow a hospitalization for "exhaustion," and cutting yourself and your husband in a bloody brawl?  Why, with an island getaway second honeymoon, that's how!  —  The collapsed, beehived singer let her hair down at a swank resort where she's relaxing with bloodied hubby Blake.

Jenna Jameson Uses Her Tongue  —  Jenna Jameson was at one time the biggest porn star in the world, but now she's not.  And we're thankful.  After seeing Jenna Jameson bikini pictures in which she looks like an anorexic Simpson's cartoon version of herself, we had already lost any appreciation we might have had for the once sexy star.

Kimberly Stewart was so photoshopped in these photos  —  Whoever airbrushed these pictures of Kimberly Stewart needs an award.  BTW she is modeling Ultimo here, the same company her stepmother Rachel Hunter also modeled for...talk about keeping it in the family.