Owen Wilson Attended Church Before Suicide Attempt  —  While Kate Hudson was reveling in her new romance with Dax Shepard (the two were photographed making out in an L.A. grocery store over the weekend), her ex Owen Wilson was hitting rock bottom.  —  A depressed Wilson visited St. Monica church …

Britney Tanks, Then Breaks the Law  —  It might be time for Britney Spears to hire a new driver!  —  With Sean Preston and Jayden James disapprovingly shaking their tiny little heads in the backseat of her brand new white Mercedes, the popwreck's lazy Tuesday came to a screeching halt …

When Condi went nuclear  —  Condoleezza Rice may be willing to compromise at a Middle East negotiating table - but not at a jewelry counter.  —  Coit Blacker, a Stanford professor who is one of the secretary of state's closest friends, recalls going into a shop where Rice asked to see earrings.

DAD TO SEE LINDSAY AT CLINIC  —  Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina, have decided to allow Michael Lohan to visit his eldest daughter at her Utah rehab.  "It was actually her older brother, Michael's, idea.  It's a part of the healing process," a friend said.

Dancing with the Stars Announces New Contestants  —  The dance cards for season five of ABC's Dancing with the Stars have officially been filled - with a Spice Girl, an Abercrombie & Fitch model, a boxer, a billionaire and a Las Vegas icon all part of the 12-person mix.

Angelina Visits Refugees And Troops In Syria And Iraq After Months Of Preparation  —  Angelina Jolie wrapped up a two-day trip to Syria and Iraq Tuesday in her role as a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.  Jolie took this trip to witness the hundreds …

Back for 'More'  —  Insiders involved with Britney Spears' upcoming CD say the first single, produced by Nate ''Danjahandz'' Hills, is an up-tempo club track that could drop as soon as next week  —  The first single from Britney Spears' long-awaited fifth studio album will debut as soon as next week …

Pete Doherty to play zombie?  —  Pete Doherty is being lined up to play a zombie in a spin-off of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.  —  Series creator Josh Whedon reportedly believes the Babyshambles frontman would make an ideal monster for new series Ripper, to be aired on the BBC next year.

SUPERBULLY  —  GEORGE Lopez is a jerk.  Our crack court reporter, Kati Cornell, was walking into the Regal E-Walk 13 on 42nd Street to see "Superbad" the other night when she accidentally came too close to the comic and his entourage.  "His bodyguard put his hand on my chest and pushed me out of the way," Cornell said.

Bridget's Baby Name Revenge  —  Tom Brady was mostly absent during Bridget Moynahan's pregnancy with their child (born August 22), and now that's not the only thing that's missing.  The actress, 36, decided not to include her ex's surname when naming her son.

Who?  Who?  And Who?  —  The new cast of "Dancing with the Stars" was revealed on GMA this morning.  The list is sort of like the one leaked a few days ago, but thankfully Gisele Bundchen is not part of the cast.  Neither is Tori Spelling.  I don't think I'd be able to watch if Tori was hopping around in anything backless.

Bam: Vito's the New Kobe  —  It's hard to be taken seriously when you've got a tattoo of two animals humping on your leg, but former "Jackass" star Bam Margera tried anyway.  —  TMZ caught the bad boy skateboarder outside of Koi last night, where he had a cute little dinner date with legend Tony Hawk.

Jacinda Barrett Welcomes a Baby Girl  —  Australian actress Jacinda Barrett and her husband Gabriel Macht have welcomed their first child, a baby girl, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Satine Anais Geraldine Macht was born Aug. 20 in Los Angeles.  —  "Mum and Satine are happy and healthy," says her publicist.

TARANTINO'S IN-FLIGHT SNIT  —  QUENTIN Tarantino made a nuisance of himself on a flight from the Philippines last week.  A passenger on the LAX-bound Philippines Airline Flight 544 from Manila told us the "Kill Bill" director and his traveling companion, D-list actress Tiffany Limos …

Silence Isn't Golden  —  Jessica Biel hosts a hotel opening in San Diego solo and gets lucky at the poker tables.  But the babe's so not in the mood to talk about anything...including her own charity!  Thank gawd you Awful readers are always ready to mouth off...it's mail time!  —  Bringin' Silent Back?