Owen Wilson Attended Church Before Suicide Attempt  —  While Kate Hudson was reveling in her new romance with Dax Shepard (the two were photographed making out in an L.A. grocery store over the weekend), her ex Owen Wilson was hitting rock bottom.  —  A depressed Wilson visited St. Monica church …

When Condi went nuclear  —  Condoleezza Rice may be willing to compromise at a Middle East negotiating table - but not at a jewelry counter.  —  Coit Blacker, a Stanford professor who is one of the secretary of state's closest friends, recalls going into a shop where Rice asked to see earrings.

Britney Tanks, Then Breaks the Law  —  It might be time for Britney Spears to hire a new driver!  —  With Sean Preston and Jayden James disapprovingly shaking their tiny little heads in the backseat of her brand new white Mercedes, the popwreck's lazy Tuesday came to a screeching halt …

DAD TO SEE LINDSAY AT CLINIC  —  Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina, have decided to allow Michael Lohan to visit his eldest daughter at her Utah rehab.  "It was actually her older brother, Michael's, idea.  It's a part of the healing process," a friend said.

Dancing with the Stars Announces New Contestants  —  The dance cards for season five of ABC's Dancing with the Stars have officially been filled - with a Spice Girl, an Abercrombie & Fitch model, a boxer, a billionaire and a Las Vegas icon all part of the 12-person mix.

Angelina Visits Refugees And Troops In Syria And Iraq After Months Of Preparation  —  Angelina Jolie wrapped up a two-day trip to Syria and Iraq Tuesday in her role as a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.  Jolie took this trip to witness the hundreds …

Britney Fashion Violation — The Inner Dialog  —  Gee willikers, it must be true what they say about blondses!  Ever since I reblondered my weave I'm just so frazzazzled!  First I forgot to put some pants on with this top, then I ran outta gas, then I got me a pucking farking ticket!

Yup, They're Dating!  —  This evening wasn't just some random night hanging out together!  —  Shia LeBeouf and Rihanna are officially a couple, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.  —  "It's all the talk of the Indiana Jones 4 set," says one insider on Shia's latest movie.

SUPERBULLY  —  GEORGE Lopez is a jerk.  Our crack court reporter, Kati Cornell, was walking into the Regal E-Walk 13 on 42nd Street to see "Superbad" the other night when she accidentally came too close to the comic and his entourage.  "His bodyguard put his hand on my chest and pushed me out of the way," Cornell said.

3 2 1 Contact  —  It can be quite an experience to find yourself eyeball to eyeball with Britney Spears - especially when she forgets to put one of her contacts in (check out that top pic)!  Yes, the pop princess accidentally left one of her lenses out before going shopping at Club Monaco …

Back for 'More'  —  Insiders involved with Britney Spears' upcoming CD say the first single, produced by Nate ''Danjahandz'' Hills, is an up-tempo club track that could drop as soon as next week  —  The first single from Britney Spears' long-awaited fifth studio album will debut as soon as next week …

Bridget's Baby Name Revenge  —  Tom Brady was mostly absent during Bridget Moynahan's pregnancy with their child (born August 22), and now that's not the only thing that's missing.  The actress, 36, decided not to include her ex's surname when naming her son.

Helmsley's Dog Gets $12 Million in Will  —  NEW YORK — Leona Helmsley's dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum.  But two of Helmsley's grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire's estate.

Who?  Who?  And Who?  —  The new cast of "Dancing with the Stars" was revealed on GMA this morning.  The list is sort of like the one leaked a few days ago, but thankfully Gisele Bundchen is not part of the cast.  Neither is Tori Spelling.  I don't think I'd be able to watch if Tori was hopping around in anything backless.