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9:40 AM ET, August 31, 2007

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TMZ.com:
Britney Loaded — Documents Reveal  —  TMZ has obtained documents from the Britney/K-Fed hearing last Monday, where it was revealed the popwreck rakes in an average of $737,868 a month.  —  K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, claims in a declaration filed last Monday that Britney "is clearly the 'monied party' in this case."
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NY Daily News:
Britney Spears comeback starts with sass  —  No one is going to accuse Britney Spears of being subtle.  —  The new dance track meant to resurrect the pop tart's stale career is out, and it begins with a defiant declaration: "It's Britney, b—h."  —  Featuring Brit's breathy vocals …
Discussion: Dlisted and TMZ.com
Perez Hilton:
He's Just Been Served!!!  —  Despite his best effort to remain in hiding, Britney Spears's former manager, Larry Rudolph, was subpoenaed Thursday morning, PerezHilton.com can exclusively reveal.  —  He was handed a summons to appear in court in the ongoing baby battle between the former pop star and Kevin Federline.
Perez Hilton:
This Is Britney's Comeback Single!!!!!  —  OMG, you guys!!  —  Britney's new single, Gimme More, has finally dropped!!!!  —  It's not bad.  It's not amazing.  But it is very good, considering our girl's a little rusty.  —  We're kinda welling up with tears.
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TMZ.com:
New Britney Songs?  —  TMZ has obtained two songs purportedly by Britney Spears.  Are they or aren't they?
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
TMZ.com:
It Ain't OK With Larry B  —  OK! magazine just pulled the plug on its first birthday photo shoot with Dannielynn Birkhead and her daddy Larry.  OK! issued a statement saying it has moral issues pushing Birkhead, because the mag has uncovered "shocking and potentially incriminating" info.
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FemaleFirst:
Daniel Craig Engaged  —  Looks like Daniel Craig has been shaken and stirred by his girlfriend that he has asked her to marry him according to reports.  —  The British actor reportedly proposed to film producer Satsuki Mitchell during a romantic break in Italy.
Discussion: Cele|bitchy
New York Post:
SHE'S A PARKING TERROR  —  HEATHER Mills has been hell on wheels in East Hampton.  Paul McCartney's estranged wife, who's renting Nora Ephron and Nick Pileggi's mansion in the Georgica Pond area, has been racking up parking tickets in her rented Bentley convertible.  "She's...
Discussion: Lifeline Live and Celebrity Mound
Karen Nickel Anhalt / People.com:
Tom Cruise Breaks Silence Over German Film  —  Tom Cruise has broken his silence and is defending his controversial role as the German colonel famous for a failed attempt to kill Adolf Hitler.  —  "All I can say is, 'Save your comments until you see the movie,' " Cruise, 49, tells the German weekly …
Discussion: Dlisted
Jeffrey Slonim / People.com:
Charlize Theron 'Addicted' to Deal or No Deal  —  Charlize Theron is addicted - to Howie Mandel's game show Deal or No Deal, according to the actress's director, Paul Haggis.  —  While shooting their new film, In the Valley of Elah, on location in Albuquerque, N.M., "I went to Charlize's trailer …
Discussion: Defamer
Contactmusic.com:
REYNOLDS: 'I'VE NO PLANS TO ADOPT'  —  Canadian actor RYAN REYNOLDS has no plans to adopt an African orphan because he's certain he'd be such a terrible father the child would want to return home.  The Smokin' Aces star recently travelled to Malawi to help build an orphanage, but insists he isn't a suitable candidate for adopting.
Nerve:
Heather, 32  —  Heather is the leader of the A-Team, the alpha girls of the house.  Her group parties, strips and drinks hard — they reek of Sunset Strip madness circa 1986.  Heather is also known as a strong-minded stripper who rats on the other girls to Bret — she says she's just looking out for "his best interests."
Discussion: Jezebel, Dlisted and Felt Up
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Paris Hilton is Still a Bitch  —  Apparently since nobody wants to hang out with her, Paris Hilton reportedly called her ex-friend Mischa Barton wanting to mend their relationship.  It turned out exactly the way you imagined: … Yeah, that has to be it.  Mischa Barton is just jealous.
Chris / INF Daily:
Jessica Alba's smokin' hot  —  Jessica Alba and her pet pooch Bowie - named after singer David - took a trailer break from filming earlier today from work on her upcoming film, The Love Guru.  Jessica puffed on a Marlboro, while Bowie howled his owner a rendition of 'Ashes to Ashes.'
MTV:
T-Pain Talks About Recording With Britney Spears: 'She Was About Her Business'  —  VMA performer also chats about remix contest, reveals why he'll only give R. Kelly and Chris Brown permission to use voice enhancer.  —  NEW YORK — Besides the paparazzi flashing bulbs while they were camped outside …
Discussion: Lifeline Live and Celebrity Smack!
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People.com:
Britney Spears's Former Manager Served in Custody Fight
Discussion: Celebrity Baby Blog
Marc Malkin / E! Online:
Timberlake Won't Hide His "Dick"  —  Justin Timberlake doesn't want to cover up his "Dick" at the Emmys.  —  As I first reported, Timberlake and Andy Samberg are said to be in talks to perform their Saturday Night Live skit "Dick in a Box" at the Primetime Emmys Sept. 16.
Discussion: Cele|bitchy
Lisa Stewards / Daily Mail:
High school crush with teen favourite Zac Efron  —  Meet Zac, the most famous star you've never heard of...unless you've got a child under 16.  We join the adoring mob as the phenomenon that is High School Musical hits Britain  —  Like ravenous caged animals, they are jostling for position …
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
Molly / POPSUGAR:
Paris Parties With NASCAR, Too  —  Rihanna wasn't the only celebrity out indulging her secret love for NASCAR last night, Paris came out in her Easter best (pastel, flowers, you know) to catch the party while DJ AM took a turn behind the tables.  Though, only Paris didn't have her turn …
Discussion: Lifeline Live
Tim Nudd / People.com:
Jennifer Garner's 'Down and Dirty' Fight Scenes  —  While filming The Kingdom Jennifer Garner learned that working with director Peter Berg on a fight scene can be a grueling experience.  —  "It was so down and dirty that [I] had scratch marks that we had to cover up on my face for the next few days …
 
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popbytes:
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Michael K / Dlisted:
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Daily Mail:
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A Socialite's Life:
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