Britney Spears comeback starts with sass  —  No one is going to accuse Britney Spears of being subtle.  —  The new dance track meant to resurrect the pop tart's stale career is out, and it begins with a defiant declaration: "It's Britney, b—h."  —  Featuring Brit's breathy vocals …

Vanessa Hudgens Nude Photos Scandal: Pics For Zac Efron Leaked?  —  Vanessa Hudgens nude photos taken for her boyfriend Zac Efron have been leaked the National Enquirer is reporting.  The magazine reports that pictures that star Vanessa Hudgens took were intended only for costar slash boyfriend Zac Efron …

Paris Hilton at the Airport  —  Seriously.  We're totally reporting that Paris Hilton went to the airport today.  She was on her way to Frankfurt, Germany to attend a charity event.  And, of course, she does raise a very important question with her outfit: Just because grown women can fit …

The Wonder Gyllenhaals  —  Maggie Gyllenhaal in another superhero flick?  Vom.  Maggie is currently dogging up the set of "The Dark Knight" where she has taken over for Katie Holmes as Batman's main love.  Anyway, MovieWeb reports that sources on TDK set say Maggie has been approached …

George Clooney is Short  —  Actors George Clooney and Tilda Swinton joke, pose and compare heights on Friday during the photocall for their upcoming film, Michael Clayton, at the 64th Annual Venice Film Festival.  —  Opening in theaters on October 5, Michael Clayton stars Clooney, 46 …

Supermodel Janice takes a tumble  —  Flamboyant TV star and former supermodel Janice Dickinson made a splash in more ways than she intended when she attended a bash in US gambling capital Las Vegas.  —  According to reports, Dickinson was doing her trademark catwalk thing at the edge …

Sienna gets sloshed  —  Tipsy actress Sienna Miller was literally falling out of her shoes drunk when we caught up with her following a fashion launch party in London last night.  Sienna was so smashed she was walking into walls and had to be held up by her friends.

David Schwimmer Slams British Cuisine  —  David Schwimmer was disgusted by British food during his recent stay in the country.  The former Friends star criticized the nation's cuisine after spending time in the country for his role in West End production Some Girl(s) in 2005 and directing …

Birkhead to Rita — Say That and I'll Sue You  —  Larry Birkhead tells TMZ he will go after Rita Cosby with a vengeance if the rumors about her upcoming book are true.  —  Cosby, formerly an anchor with MSNBC, has written what she says is a tell-all on the death of Anna Nicole Smith and the subsequent custody battle over Dannielynn.

Step Into Photoshop  —  Actually....Teri Snatcher still looks like a Skeletor.  With the flames behind her she totally looks like she's off to take over Greyskull and learn the secrets of Eternia!  —  It's sad that these ads are probably going to be hotter than the actual new season.

Rihanna In A Bra For The Finish  —  Let's kick off Labor Day weekend with some Rihanna hotness.  Here are some photos from her video "Hate That I Love You".  I have a feeling that this will be another huge hit for her and, if not, at least we can take comfort that Rihanna will be parading around in a bra for the most part.

Angelina Jolie & Shiloh at the Central Park Zoo today  —  Angelina Jolie visited the Children's Petting Zoo in Central Park with her children, Maddox, 6, Pax, 3, Zahara, 2 1/2 and Shiloh, 1.  Angelina seemed to be having a great time with the kids, and even helps Shiloh feed the goats.

Salma Hayek's Baby Shower  —  Bring on the booty!  Mom-to-be Salma Hayek, 41, cleaned up at the August 15 baby shower held at her home in the Hollywood Hills.  —  The nine-months-pregnant Hayek (dad is her fiancé, Francois-Henri Pinault, 45, CEO of luxury goods company PPR) …

New Jenna Jameson Photoshoot by Josh Ryan  —  source

Poor Anna Nicole  —  Yesterday evening was the premiere of the movie "Anna Nicole" which stars Willa Ford as the title character.  Willa didn't show, but other major A-listers did.  Bobby Trendy who plays himself in the film showed as did Chyna Doll and Mary Carey.  Get my sunglasses, I'm blind from all this star power.

OWEN BUDDY: DON'T BLAME ME  —  BRITISH actor Steve Coogan is back in the United States and trying desperately to salvage his career after being blamed for Owen Wilson's drug problems and attempted suicide earlier this week.  —  Coogan was put in the spotlight for Wilson's heroin …