Britney Loaded — Documents Reveal  —  TMZ has obtained documents from the Britney/K-Fed hearing last Monday, where it was revealed the popwreck rakes in an average of $737,868 a month.  —  K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, claims in a declaration filed last Monday that Britney "is clearly the 'monied party' in this case."

It Ain't OK With Larry B  —  OK! magazine just pulled the plug on its first birthday photo shoot with Dannielynn Birkhead and her daddy Larry.  OK! issued a statement saying it has moral issues pushing Birkhead, because the mag has uncovered "shocking and potentially incriminating" info.

This Is Britney's Comeback Single!!!!!  —  OMG, you guys!!  —  Britney's new single, Gimme More, has finally dropped!!!!  —  It's not bad.  It's not amazing.  But it is very good, considering our girl's a little rusty.  —  We're kinda welling up with tears.

Heather, 32  —  Heather is the leader of the A-Team, the alpha girls of the house.  Her group parties, strips and drinks hard — they reek of Sunset Strip madness circa 1986.  Heather is also known as a strong-minded stripper who rats on the other girls to Bret — she says she's just looking out for "his best interests."

Daniel Craig Engaged  —  Looks like Daniel Craig has been shaken and stirred by his girlfriend that he has asked her to marry him according to reports.  —  The British actor reportedly proposed to film producer Satsuki Mitchell during a romantic break in Italy.

REYNOLDS: 'I'VE NO PLANS TO ADOPT'  —  Canadian actor RYAN REYNOLDS has no plans to adopt an African orphan because he's certain he'd be such a terrible father the child would want to return home.  The Smokin' Aces star recently travelled to Malawi to help build an orphanage, but insists he isn't a suitable candidate for adopting.

Pop Tarts: Britney's Booty: Why She Won't Stop Parading Her Privates  —  LOS ANGELES — Somebody send Britney Spears some underwear!  —  No surprises here — Spears hit up Hollywood's hottest shops earlier this week but once again forgot the importance of some cotton covering.

High school crush with teen favourite Zac Efron  —  Meet Zac, the most famous star you've never heard of...unless you've got a child under 16.  We join the adoring mob as the phenomenon that is High School Musical hits Britain  —  Like ravenous caged animals, they are jostling for position …

Jessica Alba's smokin' hot  —  Jessica Alba and her pet pooch Bowie - named after singer David - took a trailer break from filming earlier today from work on her upcoming film, The Love Guru.  Jessica puffed on a Marlboro, while Bowie howled his owner a rendition of 'Ashes to Ashes.'

Charlize Theron 'Addicted' to Deal or No Deal  —  Charlize Theron is addicted - to Howie Mandel's game show Deal or No Deal, according to the actress's director, Paul Haggis.  —  While shooting their new film, In the Valley of Elah, on location in Albuquerque, N.M., "I went to Charlize's trailer …

Paris Parties With NASCAR, Too  —  Rihanna wasn't the only celebrity out indulging her secret love for NASCAR last night, Paris came out in her Easter best (pastel, flowers, you know) to catch the party while DJ AM took a turn behind the tables.  Though, only Paris didn't have her turn …

Has injury ruined David Beckham's £125m American dream?  —  David Beckham crashes out of an LA Galaxy match with yet another injury - and suddenly the £125 million he was paid to go over to the US looks an even more expensive deal than anyone first thought.

Wilson's Sydney ex stunned  —  Decrease Increase -  —  Submit comment:  —  THE Sydney based ex-girlfriend of recovering Hollywood star Owen Wilson has revealed her despair over the comedian's suicide attempt this week.  —  Prominent fashion designer Stephanie Conley dated the Wedding Crashers star …

Jessica Simpson Jealous of John and Cameron  —  Jessica Simpson's new color is green.  —  A source close to the singer tells Us Simpson is "really jealous" that ex John Mayer is seeing Cameron Diaz.  "She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out," says the source.  "She just freaked."

It's Not Just Miss South Carolina  —  Caitlin Upton should feel very proud today.  It seems she's not the only young person in America who appears to be a little less than informed.  Christian activist and author Mark Dice dropped by San Diego State University to see how many of tomorrow's leaders know what year 9/11 happened.

Madonna's Clothes Encounter  —  I just had dinner with a stylist from a high-end fashion magazine who was given the assignment every gay would give his left testicle for: running a rack of clothes round to Madonna's London townhouse to get personal feedback from her Madgesty for an upcoming shoot.