LAPD Investigating Orlando  —  TMZ has learned the LAPD is investigating the car crash involving Orlando Bloom, and cops are still looking at the possibility that he committed hit and run.  —  The accident occurred just after 2:00 AM Friday, after Bloom left a Hollywood club.

Fantasia Rocks A Two-Piece  —  HOT FUNKY ASS MESS!!!  —  Setting the Record Straight  —  YUCK!!  —  4Josiah  —  Bossip, why in the HELL would you think somebody wants to see this???  Horrible judgement & once again, a HOT FUNKY ASS MESS!!!

Heidi and Spencer — Always Thinking of Others  —  Normally, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag ask the paparazzi to follow them around while they do the most mundane things.  But today, they actually did something worthwhile!  Who'da thunk it?  —  The "couple" is lending their "fame" …

Don't Screw the Pooch!  —  Ellen DeGeneres has been attacked by a pet adoption agency for committing a cardinal sin — not getting approval before giving an abandoned dog to a loving family.  —  TMZ obtained this clip from tonight's taping of Ellen's show that will air tomorrow.

Suri: Scientology Means Tom and Katie Don't Say 'No'  —  Everyone knows that Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' adorable little daughter, leads a charmed existence but her upbringing as a Scientologist remains largely a mystery.  How does the religion started by L. Ron Hubbard influence Suri's life on a daily basis?

GERE EYES PINK PALACE MOVE  —  COULD Richard Gere be joining Bono as neighbors in Julian Schnabel's pricey, pink West Village building?  William J.B. Brady, co-chairman of global technology for Credit Suisse, snapped up one apartment at the West 12th Street address for $15.5 million last month.

Why Doesn't Brit Brit Cover Her Coochie Cat?  —  One of Britney Spears' longtime friends, Tuesday Knight, spoke to InTouch about why BS doesn't wear panties.  Wait...Tuesday Knight?!  The actress?!  That bitch was in one of the greatest short-lived shows of the 90s "2000 Malibu Road" with Drew Barrymore.

Kevin Federline's One Weed Hill  —  Kevin Federline has reportedly been smoking marijuana on the set of his new TV show.  —  The 29-year-old former backing dancer - who is filming a guest spot on hit US teenage basketball drama 'One Tree Hill' - stunned cast and crew on the North Carolina set …

Angelina's Dad on Feud: "I've Tried to Mend This Relationship"  —  After son James Haven's accusations of "mental abuse" in a recent magazine article, Jon Voight is speaking out.  The 68-year-old actor, who is also Angelina Jolie's dad, tells Usmagazine.com in a statement:

Brit's Mugshot  —  I really thought I was going to be able to go at least another week before I drew Britney.  That ended when I saw photos of Brit in a $2 hot pink wig from last night.  I'd like to think that she was trying costume looks for Halloween, but I doubt it.  Yesterday was a full one for the Britters.

The New (And Improved) Lindsay!  —  Well looky here!  We spotted our favorite rehabber, Lindsay Lohan, back in the city today.  The 21-year-old starlet was out and about on Robertson in Beverly Hills carrying a Vitamin Water - hey, it's better than the Voss bottle - and a script!

The Mayer Debate: Ron Paul or RuPaul?  —  John Mayer spent the night before his 30th birthday having dinner with a few friends and arguing about the Constitution, presidential hopeful Ron Paul and drag queen RuPaul.  Just your typical birthday conversation.

Police release Bollea crash report  —  CLEARWATER — The crash report for the Aug. 26 wreck involving Nick Bollea 17, the son of Hulk Hogan, and the driver of a Toyota Supra was released to the media today.  —  The report provides few new details, although it does say results of a drug and alcohol test are pending.

OK!  Exclusive: Down the Aisle With Pam & Rick  —  "I am finally fulfilled in my life in every area," Pamela Anderson told OK! following her Oct. 6 nuptials to Rick Salomon.  "I'm having the best time in my life."  —  And while the wedding was classic Pam — whimsical …

Curtains for Vanessa's High School Musical  —  Over a month after frisky nude photos of High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens hit the internet, OK! can exclusively report that Disney has made up its mind about what to do next and that the 18-year-old actress will not be asked to board the boat for the third HSM film.

Colin Farrell's son diagnosed with cerebral palsy  —  Hollywood star Colin Farrell has revealed that his young son struggles to walk, speak and learn because of a genetic illness.  —  Four-year-old James was diagnosed with the rare condition Angelman Syndrome before he reached his first birthday.