AGENCY BARKS BACK AT ELLEN  —  ELLEN DeGeneres may be crying in public over the dog she gave up, but her flack, Kelly Bush, is doing the TV host's dirty work behind the scenes.  —  Yesterday on her show, DeGeneres bawled over Iggy, the mutt she adopted a month ago, then passed off …

Suri: Scientology Means Tom and Katie Don't Say 'No'  —  Everyone knows that Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' adorable little daughter, leads a charmed existence but her upbringing as a Scientologist remains largely a mystery.  How does the religion started by L. Ron Hubbard influence Suri's life on a daily basis?

OK!  Exclusive: Down the Aisle With Pam & Rick  —  "I am finally fulfilled in my life in every area," Pamela Anderson told OK! following her Oct. 6 nuptials to Rick Salomon.  "I'm having the best time in my life."  —  And while the wedding was classic Pam — whimsical …

Heidi and Spencer — Always Thinking of Others  —  Normally, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag ask the paparazzi to follow them around while they do the most mundane things.  But today, they actually did something worthwhile!  Who'da thunk it?  —  The "couple" is lending their "fame" …

Fantasia Rocks A Two-Piece  —  HOT FUNKY ASS MESS!!!  —  Setting the Record Straight  —  YUCK!!  —  4Josiah  —  Bossip, why in the HELL would you think somebody wants to see this???  Horrible judgement & once again, a HOT FUNKY ASS MESS!!!

Angelina's Dad on Feud: "I've Tried to Mend This Relationship"  —  After son James Haven's accusations of "mental abuse" in a recent magazine article, Jon Voight is speaking out.  The 68-year-old actor, who is also Angelina Jolie's dad, tells Usmagazine.com in a statement:

Why Doesn't Brit Brit Cover Her Coochie Cat?  —  One of Britney Spears' longtime friends, Tuesday Knight, spoke to InTouch about why BS doesn't wear panties.  Wait...Tuesday Knight?!  The actress?!  That bitch was in one of the greatest short-lived shows of the 90s "2000 Malibu Road" with Drew Barrymore.

Curtains for Vanessa's High School Musical  —  Over a month after frisky nude photos of High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens hit the internet, OK! can exclusively report that Disney has made up its mind about what to do next and that the 18-year-old actress will not be asked to board the boat for the third HSM film.

LAPD Investigating Orlando  —  TMZ has learned the LAPD is investigating the car crash involving Orlando Bloom, and cops are still looking at the possibility that he committed hit and run.  —  The accident occurred just after 2:00 AM Friday, after Bloom left a Hollywood club.

Lindsay Lohan's Boy Trouble  —  Lindsay Lohan recently gushed, "I am seeing someone.  His name is Riley.  I am really happy."  —  However, Us has learned that her new beau, Riley Giles — a snowboarder she met during her two-month stay at the Cirque Lodge treatment center in Utah — has a messy past.

Kevin Federline's One Weed Hill  —  Kevin Federline has reportedly been smoking marijuana on the set of his new TV show.  —  The 29-year-old former backing dancer - who is filming a guest spot on hit US teenage basketball drama 'One Tree Hill' - stunned cast and crew on the North Carolina set …

The New (And Improved) Lindsay!  —  Well looky here!  We spotted our favorite rehabber, Lindsay Lohan, back in the city today.  The 21-year-old starlet was out and about on Robertson in Beverly Hills carrying a Vitamin Water - hey, it's better than the Voss bottle - and a script!

Brit's Mugshot  —  I really thought I was going to be able to go at least another week before I drew Britney.  That ended when I saw photos of Brit in a $2 hot pink wig from last night.  I'd like to think that she was trying costume looks for Halloween, but I doubt it.  Yesterday was a full one for the Britters.

GERE EYES PINK PALACE MOVE  —  COULD Richard Gere be joining Bono as neighbors in Julian Schnabel's pricey, pink West Village building?  William J.B. Brady, co-chairman of global technology for Credit Suisse, snapped up one apartment at the West 12th Street address for $15.5 million last month.