Britney's New Lyrics Reveal Heartbreak Over K-Fed  —  While the problems between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline play out in the courts, it appears the pop star plans to expose - very publicly - some of the frustration she felt in her former marriage.  —  A source tells PEOPLE that …

Model falls through hole during L.A. Fashion Week  —  A model fell through a hole in the runway during L.A. Fashion Week.  A performer created the hole during the opening performance when he did a front flip onto his back and broke the runway (yeah, you read that right).

Lindsay Lohan Has Sex on the Stairs  —  I love Lindsay Lohan.  Not because of her "talent," or her looks, or her breasts (well, maybe because of her breasts), but because she makes my job so much easier.  Lindsay's been out of rehab a week, and there's already so many ridiculous gossip stories about her.

EXCLUSIVE: Bad reception costs Britney her boys  —  Where are the Verizon network guys when you need them?  —  Britney Spears has lost the right to see her two sons — simply because her cell phone reception isn't good enough, In Touch has learned exclusively.

HOLY MOLY EXCLUSIVE: WINO ARRESTED IN NORWAY  —  HHRRRNNK!  —  The meltdown continues.  —  Sources close to Amy Winehouse have just called to let Holy Moly know that Amy Winehouse has been arrested whilst on tour in Bergen, Norway...  Watch this space - unconfirmed reports …

The Truth Or As Close As You Can Get On A Gossip Blog  —  If this were a self-promoting, hey look at me now kind of blog, I would probably have had headlines that said Exclusive, and been all breathless.  In all honesty, does it really matter?  Someone will probably copy and paste …

Rachel Bilson and Minka Kelly are Upskirt Twins  —  Here are Rachel Bilson and Minka Kelly both getting out of the same limo, both wearing black, both really cute, and both having upskirt moments.  And while Rachel was able to keep everything under control, Minka Kelly wasn't so lucky.

Skeletal Joely Richardson shows sign of strain in latest red carpet shock  —  When her teenage daughter was diagnosed with a rare medical condition, Joely Richardson announced she was quitting Hollywood to care for her.  —  One year on, and while daughter Daisy is on the mend …

Jessica Simpson Opens Up About Falling In (and Out of) Love  —  Love hasn't always been kind to Jessica Simpson - even since her divorce from Nick Lachey - but the singer and actress says there's something empowering about the disillusionment that comes with heartbreak.

Brit's Monitor Mishap  —  While out with the kids and a court-appointed monitor on Tuesday afternoon, Brit found herself facing a car crash (Brit was not involved) on PCH at Big Rock which forced traffic to the right of the accident scene.  Britney, however, got confused and went around on the left …

Sandra Oh's Divorce is Final  —  "Grey's Anatomy" star Sandra Oh is now officially single.  —  Her divorce to "Sideways" writer-director Alexander Payne was finalized today, according to court documents obtained by "Extra."  —  Sandra and Alexander split in March 2005 after two years of marriage.

Britney - Gorgeous in Green  —  Britney was looking happy and healthy in a green tank yesterday when we caught up with the pop tart shopping for clothes for Sean and Jayden and Antiques in Studio City.  Although she was wearing a dagger around her neck, Britney was nothing but smiles …

Mariah Carey-Janet Jackson-Madonna: A Diva Winter  —  Mariah-Janet-Madonna: A Diva Winter  —  Mariah Carey has postponed the release of her new album, previously scheduled for Dec. 4, until next February.  —  At that rate, the album, a follow-up to "The Emancipation of Mimi," will be bumping right into a new CD from Madonna.

Hot Lips!  —  Here Rebecca Romijn arriving at the Late Show with David Letterman last night.  And I think she looks adorable (even though she has WAY too much foundation on)!  I love how she looks like she stepped right out of the '50's!  Her hair, eyes and lips remind me of the classic TV mom from the '50's!

Truth behind Britney's bare assets  —  Plus: Owen Wilson may be back to boozing, Angie doesn't dig Brad's duds  —  As celebrity trends go, the crotch shot is so not hot.  Heck, even Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton started putting on panties two seasons ago.

Katie Holmes' rep says she's not pregnant  —  Despite a lot of internet speculation over an unfortunately poufy dress, it appears that Katie Holmes isn't pregnant after all.  At least according to her PR rep, who I have a policy of never believing.  I'm pretty sure they're just paid to come …