HOLY MOLY EXCLUSIVE: WINO ARRESTED IN NORWAY  —  HHRRRNNK!  —  The meltdown continues.  —  Sources close to Amy Winehouse have just called to let Holy Moly know that Amy Winehouse has been arrested whilst on tour in Bergen, Norway...  Watch this space - unconfirmed reports …

EXCLUSIVE: Bad reception costs Britney her boys  —  Where are the Verizon network guys when you need them?  —  Britney Spears has lost the right to see her two sons — simply because her cell phone reception isn't good enough, In Touch has learned exclusively.

Britney's New Lyrics Reveal Heartbreak Over K-Fed  —  While the problems between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline play out in the courts, it appears the pop star plans to expose - very publicly - some of the frustration she felt in her former marriage.  —  A source tells PEOPLE that …

Model falls through hole during L.A. Fashion Week  —  A model fell through a hole in the runway during L.A. Fashion Week.  A performer created the hole during the opening performance when he did a front flip onto his back and broke the runway (yeah, you read that right).

Rachel Bilson and Minka Kelly are Upskirt Twins  —  Here are Rachel Bilson and Minka Kelly both getting out of the same limo, both wearing black, both really cute, and both having upskirt moments.  And while Rachel was able to keep everything under control, Minka Kelly wasn't so lucky.

The Truth Or As Close As You Can Get On A Gossip Blog  —  If this were a self-promoting, hey look at me now kind of blog, I would probably have had headlines that said Exclusive, and been all breathless.  In all honesty, does it really matter?  Someone will probably copy and paste …

Lohan ENGAGED????  Don't Believe It!  —  OK! magazine is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to her new boyfriend, Ryan Giles, the snowboarder that's been arrested a bunch of times whom she met in rehab.  —  The bad boy reportedly proposed to Lindsay about a week ago, just after she checked out of rehab.

OK!  Exclusive: J.Lo & Marc Go Shopping For Baby!  —  Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony still aren't speaking about their pregnancy, but their shopping is doing all the talking for them!  —  The parents-to-be visited Petit Tresor, the baby boutique to the stars, Wednesday afternoon to iron …

Hugh Gives Rides, Belts It Out for Viva Laughlin  —  Hugh Jackman was an equal opportunity shoulder ride-giver in Sydney with his kids over the weekend.  Ava and Oscar are utterly adorable getting the bird's eye view thanks to their strong daddy.  Hugh is certainly enjoying his family …

Jessica Simpson Opens Up About Falling In (and Out of) Love  —  Love hasn't always been kind to Jessica Simpson - even since her divorce from Nick Lachey - but the singer and actress says there's something empowering about the disillusionment that comes with heartbreak.

Ellen Cancels Show Tapings  —  After a week fraught with controversy over a little dog named Iggy, ELLEN DeGENERES has canceled two tapings of her TV show today.  —  On the web site for "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," a statement was posted today that reads, "Ellen is taking a long weekend and will be back with a new show on Tuesday."

An Embarrassment Of Riches  —  Loony inmate litigant sues Perez Hilton, Isiah Thomas, Steinbrenner  —  Celebrity blogger/litigation magnet Perez Hilton has again been sued in federal court.  But the latest complaint has nothing to do with alleged copyright infringement, defamation, or leaked Britney Spears songs.

Uma Thurman shocks at Prince Charles gala by revealing too much cleavage  —  Uma Thurman startled onlookers at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks event with an outfit which left little to the imagination.  —  The actress's impressive cleavage was clearly visible as she arrived on the red carpet …

Donald Trump On Angelina Jolie: 'She's Not Beauty'  —  Donald Trump is many things.  But one thing he's never been mistaken for is someone afraid to speak his mind.  —  Whether Rosie, Meredith Vieira, Martha Stewart, Mark Cuban or even Merv Griffin, The Donald has never been shy about taking a shot at a fellow celebrity.

Hot Lips!  —  Here Rebecca Romijn arriving at the Late Show with David Letterman last night.  And I think she looks adorable (even though she has WAY too much foundation on)!  I love how she looks like she stepped right out of the '50's!  Her hair, eyes and lips remind me of the classic TV mom from the '50's!

Truth behind Britney's bare assets  —  Plus: Owen Wilson may be back to boozing, Angie doesn't dig Brad's duds  —  As celebrity trends go, the crotch shot is so not hot.  Heck, even Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton started putting on panties two seasons ago.

Skeletal Joely Richardson shows sign of strain in latest red carpet shock  —  When her teenage daughter was diagnosed with a rare medical condition, Joely Richardson announced she was quitting Hollywood to care for her.  —  One year on, and while daughter Daisy is on the mend …

Katie Holmes' rep says she's not pregnant  —  Despite a lot of internet speculation over an unfortunately poufy dress, it appears that Katie Holmes isn't pregnant after all.  At least according to her PR rep, who I have a policy of never believing.  I'm pretty sure they're just paid to come …