Heidi Montag on the Cheap  —  Usually, the sight of a bikini-clad sexy blonde writhing around in the wet sand is hot ... somehow, Heidi Montag makes it ... hilarious.  —  Heidi and her unlovable boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, filmed her new music video last week — with Spencer as sole cameraman to save money …

CBS cancels 'Viva Laughlin'  —  Network axes show after two episodes  —  CBS is singing the blues over "Viva Laughlin," which has been officially canceled after just two episodes.  —  Emmy winner "The Amazing Race" will take "Laughlin's" place in the Sunday 8 p.m. slot - where the reality show resided last year - effective Nov. 4.

Owen Wilson's Lawn Mower Ride to Recovery  —  If laughter is the best medicine, Owen Wilson is well on his way to recovery.  —  The actor showed his comic side again, joining brothers Luke and Andrew along with Jessica Simpson, Willie Nelson, Woody Harrelson and Dan Rather for a lawn mower-riding competition in Texas.

Soap opera actor in hospital after allegedly attacking three  —  A soap opera star who plays a doctor on "One Life to Live" ended up in a real hospital after allegedly attacking three people in midtown and brawling with city cops.  —  Nathaniel Marston, 32, who plays Dr.Michael McBain on the ABC soap …

Celebrity Rehab Center Evacuated!  —  TMZ has learned that residents at Promises Treatment Center in Malibu have undergone precautionary evacuation because of potential fire danger.  —  A spokesperson for the Malibu Fire Department tells TMZ that clients at the famed rehab facility …

'ELLEN DUMPED MY DOG, TOO'  —  ELLEN DeGeneres' latest doggy dealing wasn't the first time she'd passed along a pup she'd adopted, says a Los Angeles producer who gave the talk-show queen a pooch she quickly got rid of.  —  Kerri Randles says she gave DeGeneres a male mutt named Stormy two years ago …

Reese and Jake's Film Flops  —  Josh Hartnett's vampire flick, 30 Days of Night, was number one at the box office with $16 million.  —  The horror film took the bite out of all the A-listers' buzzed-about dramas.  —  Ben Affleck's critically-acclaimed directorial debut, Gone Baby Gone …

O.J. Simpson bugged Nicole, says private investigator  —  O.J. Simpson apparently doesn't have enough to worry about with two co-defendants in his Vegas robbery case ready to testify against him.  Now a private eye who worked for Simpson is alleging that the disgraced gridiron star once hired …

'I tend to over-analyze things,' says Jake Gyllenhaal  —  Actor Jake Gyllenhaal was practically weaned into showbiz.  His Swedish father is a director and his mother a screenwriter; big sister Maggie is also an actress; God-mother is Jamie Lee Curtis and Paul Newman would pop over to the family home for dinner.

Marie Osmond Passes Out on Dancing With the Stars  —  Marie Osmond passed out during a live taping of ABC's Dancing with the Stars.  The singer had just finished her dance — a high energy samba — and was standing with her professional partner Jonathan Roberts getting their critique from the judges when she collapsed to the floor.

Lindsay And Riley, Sittin' In A Tree...  We thought we'd seen these two kids getting intimate before - but these new pix make it even clearer that they're seriously into each other!  Just check out their body language in these pix - it sure looks like love to us!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

OK!  Exclusive: Criss Angel Opens Up About Britney  —  In the weeks leading up to Britney Spears' disastrous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, rock-star illusionist Criss Angel was not only linked romantically to the beleaguered pop star, he was supposed to be working with her to create …

'Superman' writers won't return  —  Dougherty, Harris will not pen sequel  —  Superman needs some ideas for what his next adventure might be.  —  "Superman Returns" scribes Michael Dougherty and Dan Harris have opted not to come back and pen a sequel to the 2006 summer pic that would have reunited them with helmer Bryan Singer.

Petra Nemcova unveils her provocative new lingerie campaign  —  Model Petra Nemcova, a former girlfriend of singer James Blunt, has stripped down to just skimpy lingerie for a raunchy new ad campaign.  —  The 28-year-old is the latest star to be named the face - and knock-out body - of lingerie company La Senza.

Renée Zellweger: I'm OK Being Single  —  Renée Zellweger has had her share of Hollywood heartthrobs, but her love life hasn't been a Cinderella story.  After being linked to Jim Carrey and George Clooney, she found bliss, wedding country singer Kenny Chesney in 2005, only to have the marriage annulled four months later.

Girl About Town  —  From the neck down she looks like any normal NYC girl going to Daffy's on a Sunday afternoon.  It's strange seeing Amanda Lepore with normal clothes on.  S**t, it's weird seeing her with clothes on period!  —  If I squint my eyes she sort of looks like those crazy cholas defended my gay ass in junior high school.

Britney Spears Got Fake Lips?  —  Britney Spears has left fans open-mouthed after getting plastic surgery to pump up her lips.  The troubled singer went to a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon at the weekend and emerged from the clinic covering her mouth.  —  Source