Heidi Montag on the Cheap  —  Usually, the sight of a bikini-clad sexy blonde writhing around in the wet sand is hot ... somehow, Heidi Montag makes it ... hilarious.  —  Heidi and her unlovable boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, filmed her new music video last week — with Spencer as sole cameraman to save money …

Owen Wilson's Lawn Mower Ride to Recovery  —  If laughter is the best medicine, Owen Wilson is well on his way to recovery.  —  The actor showed his comic side again, joining brothers Luke and Andrew along with Jessica Simpson, Willie Nelson, Woody Harrelson and Dan Rather for a lawn mower-riding competition in Texas.

Marie Osmond Passes Out on Dancing With the Stars  —  As always, OK! was backstage on Dancing With the Stars Monday night, and we were the first to update you when Marie Osmond suffered her shocking collapse while facing the judges.  Thankfully, the singer turned out to be okay …

CBS cancels 'Viva Laughlin'  —  Network axes show after two episodes  —  CBS is singing the blues over "Viva Laughlin," which has been officially canceled after just two episodes.  —  Emmy winner "The Amazing Race" will take "Laughlin's" place in the Sunday 8 p.m. slot - where the reality show resided last year - effective Nov. 4.

OK!  Exclusive: Criss Angel Opens Up About Britney  —  In the weeks leading up to Britney Spears' disastrous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, rock-star illusionist Criss Angel was not only linked romantically to the beleaguered pop star, he was supposed to be working with her to create …

Soap opera actor in hospital after allegedly attacking three  —  A soap opera star who plays a doctor on "One Life to Live" ended up in a real hospital after allegedly attacking three people in midtown and brawling with city cops.  —  Nathaniel Marston, 32, who plays Dr.Michael McBain on the ABC soap …

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Welcomes Twins  —  Actress Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon and husband Michael Nilon welcomed twin boys, her rep tells PEOPLE.  —  Jax Joseph Nilon was born at 8:30 p.m. Oct. 18 and weighed 4 lbs. 7 oz., and Jaid Thomas Nilon was born at 8:31 p.m. and weighed 4 lbs. 9 oz.

Celebrity Rehab Center Evacuated!  —  TMZ has learned that residents at Promises Treatment Center in Malibu have undergone precautionary evacuation because of potential fire danger.  —  A spokesperson for the Malibu Fire Department tells TMZ that clients at the famed rehab facility …

Reese and Jake's Film Flops  —  Josh Hartnett's vampire flick, 30 Days of Night, was number one at the box office with $16 million.  —  The horror film took the bite out of all the A-listers' buzzed-about dramas.  —  Ben Affleck's critically-acclaimed directorial debut, Gone Baby Gone …

Petra Nemcova unveils her provocative new lingerie campaign  —  Model Petra Nemcova, a former girlfriend of singer James Blunt, has stripped down to just skimpy lingerie for a raunchy new ad campaign.  —  The 28-year-old is the latest star to be named the face - and knock-out body - of lingerie company La Senza.

Lindsay And Riley, Sittin' In A Tree...  We thought we'd seen these two kids getting intimate before - but these new pix make it even clearer that they're seriously into each other!  Just check out their body language in these pix - it sure looks like love to us!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Girl About Town  —  From the neck down she looks like any normal NYC girl going to Daffy's on a Sunday afternoon.  It's strange seeing Amanda Lepore with normal clothes on.  S**t, it's weird seeing her with clothes on period!  —  If I squint my eyes she sort of looks like those crazy cholas defended my gay ass in junior high school.

O.J. Simpson bugged Nicole, says private investigator  —  O.J. Simpson apparently doesn't have enough to worry about with two co-defendants in his Vegas robbery case ready to testify against him.  Now a private eye who worked for Simpson is alleging that the disgraced gridiron star once hired …

Really?  —  We have reports that Vince Vaughn and Vanessa Williams are up to no good.  Sources say they've been tooling around together in secret.  Wow.  That's an interesting celebrity romance configuration.  Not a bad one.  Vanessa's boss (both literally and figuratively) on "Ugly Betty" …

Shakira Leaving DaSilvano Restaurant  —  The best hip shaker in Hollywood was spotted leaving DaSilvano Restaurant after a late dinner.  Shakira looks absolutely beautiful!!!  I need to take up belly dancing if this is the end result Belly dancing looks fun - any readers out there ever try it?

Gotta Keep The Swelling Down!  —  Britney Spears stopped by a local ice cream parlor in Malibu yesterday and picked up some delicious ice cream, probably to soothe the soreness of her newly inflated lips.