Parenting Coach to Brit — I'm Not A Potted Plant!  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears' parenting coach has submitted her report to the court, and it ain't pretty.  —  Sources say the two-and-a-half page report says Britney totally ignored the coach — didn't even acknowledge her presence.

Reese and Jake Spotted Kissing  —  Are they making it official?  —  Dressed in matching black T-shirts and jeans, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal strolled hand-in-hand and smooched at Los Angeles International Airport October 22, new photos of the on-again duo reveal.

BERRY NOSE BETTER THAN THAT  —  HALLE Berry was apologizing last night after she'd made an apparent anti-Semitic joke while taping "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" Friday afternoon.  —  The Oscar-winning star, on the show to promote her movie "Things We Lost in the Fire," …

J.LO LATE PAYING FOR LIMOS  —  JENNIFER Lopez racked up more than $16,000 in limousine charges during the July premiere of her Spanish-language movie "El Cantante," and now she's fighting the limo company over the bill.  While being chauffeured around New York for a week, Lopez …

Oprah Reveals a Dark Secret from Her Past  —  Ooh, I love it when Oprah casually just lets a doozy slip out on her show.  On last Friday's episode of the Oprah Show, she had on guests who were the other women in the relationship—women who had been involved in affairs with married men.

Why FBI May Have Seized Copperfield's Stuff  —  David Copperfield is under the FBI microscope, and now TMZ may know why.  —  Last week, the FBI raided Copperfield's Las Vegas warehouse and seized digital camera equipment and a hard drive to a computer — this, after a Seattle woman accused Copperfield …

FOXY SLAMMED WITH SOLITARY  —  HIP-HOP DIVA TO GO SOLO  —  Jailed rap star Foxy Brown has dug herself deeper into "the hole."  —  The down-and-out diva, whose real name is Inga Marchand, was removed from the general population and locked away in a segregated cell for 76 days beginning Oct. 16 …

Wildfires Threaten Tori and Dean's B&B  —  The raging wildfires in Southern California are threatening thousands of homes: among them, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's newly renovated bed and breakfast, Chateau La Rue, in Fallbrook, Calif., about 100 miles southeast of Los Angeles.

Nicole Kidman is deeply in love, but not happy  —  Nicole Kidman says she's "deeply in love" with her new husband country music star Keith Urban, but stops short of describing their marriage as "happy".  —  The pair married in Sydney in June of last year but their newlywed bliss was short lived …

Tom Cruise Plans Adventurous Pick-Me-Up for David Beckham  —  Tom Cruise (left) and David Beckham  —  If David Beckham feels the need - the need for speed - he has an offer on the table from his good pal Tom Cruise.  —  The British soccer star's season with the Los Angeles Galaxy ended Sunday night …

Heather Mills wants Reese Witherspoon to play her in her tell-all life story  —  Heather Mills has flown to the US to plan a Hollywood film about her life - and she wants Oscar-winner Reese Witherspoon to take the starring role.  —  She went there after the deadline she set …

J.Lo's Ex Confirms Pregnancy  —  Jennifer Lopez may be keeping silent about her pregnancy, but her ex-husband Cris Judd can't quite contain his excitement.  —  "I am very happy for her that she is pregnant," Judd, 38, gushed to Usmagazine.com October 22 at the Hollywood Film Festival's Hollywood Awards …

Not Safe For ANYONE  —  New York getting her toes sucked by The Entertainer on last night's "I Love New York 2 has ruined me for lunch.  I'm bringing you down with me!  —  Imagine the cheese, peanut butter and jelly that comes from those toes!  That's like some Smucker's Goober s**t!

Robert Goulet in Critical Condition  —  The stage and screen veteran is awaiting a lung transplant to save his life.  —  ROBERT GOULET is in critical condition, awaiting a lung transplant.  —  According to a news release issued to BroadwayWorld.com, the singer/actor has been hospitalized …

Marie Osmond Talks About Her TV Collapse  —  The "Dancing" hopeful talks about her "DWTS" incident.  —  MARIE OSMOND opens up to ET's MARY HART about her shocking collapse after performing the Samba on Monday night's 'Dancing with the Stars.'  —  "It's nuts," she says.  "I feel bad that it happened!"

LAST-MINUTE AX  —  THOSE old "creative differences" are to blame for director Peter Jackson's firing of Ryan Gosling from "Lovely Bones."  "Peter couldn't stand Ryan," said one source.  Though Variety reported that Gosling had "stepped down" and was replaced by Mark Wahlberg, our source said …