BERRY NOSE BETTER THAN THAT  —  HALLE Berry was apologizing last night after she'd made an apparent anti-Semitic joke while taping "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" Friday afternoon.  —  The Oscar-winning star, on the show to promote her movie "Things We Lost in the Fire," …

Parenting Coach to Brit — I'm Not A Potted Plant!  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears' parenting coach has submitted her report to the court, and it ain't pretty.  —  Sources say the two-and-a-half page report says Britney totally ignored the coach — didn't even acknowledge her presence.

Reese and Jake Spotted Kissing  —  Are they making it official?  —  Dressed in matching black T-shirts and jeans, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal strolled hand-in-hand and smooched at Los Angeles International Airport October 22, new photos of the on-again duo reveal.

J.LO LATE PAYING FOR LIMOS  —  JENNIFER Lopez racked up more than $16,000 in limousine charges during the July premiere of her Spanish-language movie "El Cantante," and now she's fighting the limo company over the bill.  While being chauffeured around New York for a week, Lopez …

Mariah's 'moustache' gets special attention  —  Mariah Carey is notorious for her diva behaviour and moments before appearing on a U.S. TV show, she didn't disappoint.  —  She called on one of her many assistants to perform the unenviable task of patting down her sweaty upper lip and chin.

FOXY SLAMMED WITH SOLITARY  —  HIP-HOP DIVA TO GO SOLO  —  Jailed rap star Foxy Brown has dug herself deeper into "the hole."  —  The down-and-out diva, whose real name is Inga Marchand, was removed from the general population and locked away in a segregated cell for 76 days beginning Oct. 16 …

Wildfires Threaten Tori and Dean's B&B  —  The raging wildfires in Southern California are threatening thousands of homes: among them, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's newly renovated bed and breakfast, Chateau La Rue, in Fallbrook, Calif., about 100 miles southeast of Los Angeles.

LAST-MINUTE AX  —  THOSE old "creative differences" are to blame for director Peter Jackson's firing of Ryan Gosling from "Lovely Bones."  "Peter couldn't stand Ryan," said one source.  Though Variety reported that Gosling had "stepped down" and was replaced by Mark Wahlberg, our source said …

Oprah Reveals a Dark Secret from Her Past  —  Ooh, I love it when Oprah casually just lets a doozy slip out on her show.  On last Friday's episode of the Oprah Show, she had on guests who were the other women in the relationship—women who had been involved in affairs with married men.

J.Lo's Ex Confirms Pregnancy  —  Jennifer Lopez may be keeping silent about her pregnancy, but her ex-husband Cris Judd can't quite contain his excitement.  —  "I am very happy for her that she is pregnant," Judd, 38, gushed to Usmagazine.com October 22 at the Hollywood Film Festival's Hollywood Awards …

Nicole Kidman is deeply in love, but not happy  —  Nicole Kidman says she's "deeply in love" with her new husband country music star Keith Urban, but stops short of describing their marriage as "happy".  —  The pair married in Sydney in June of last year but their newlywed bliss was short lived …

Heather Mills wants Reese Witherspoon to play her in her tell-all life story  —  Heather Mills has flown to the US to plan a Hollywood film about her life - and she wants Oscar-winner Reese Witherspoon to take the starring role.  —  She went there after the deadline she set …

VIDEO: Marie Osmond Collapses on DWTS  —  Before a stunned television audience, Marie Osmond collapsed after her samba routine at Dancing with the Stars on Monday, but recovered enough to get her scores and apologize.  —  "This happens sometimes when I get winded," a visibly embarrassed Osmond, 48, told co-host Samantha Harris.

LeAnn Rimes Sacrifices Her Health for a Sexy Video Shoot  —  It's not easy being sexy, but someone's gotta do it.  And it was country singer LeAnn Rimes's job to sacrifice her own health to get a music video shot with Jon Bon Jovi.  —  "We stayed up to 6 a.m. I was in a nightie in the middle of the street.

Jane Seymour Homeless  —  The devastating fires raging around Malibu caused Jane Seymour to flee her home just hours before performing live on Monday's Dancing With the Stars.  —  "I haven't dared think about it or talk about 'til now," Jane, who lives in Malibu with husband James Keach and their twin sons …

Boycotting Britney  —  Some former Britney Spears' pals are calling for a blackout on Blackout—at least until the singer cleans up her act.  —  "Our message is simple," says one of the organizers of the Be Proactive to Help Website.  "Don't buy her stuff until she's better."