Chew on This  —  Scarlett Johansson is rumored to give Ryan Reynolds an oral present for his birthday...and it's so not what you're thinking!  Plus, Joaquin Phoenix has a new honey, and why are Jake and Reese so suddenly cozy for the cameras?  And who's to blame for the Iggy fiasco?  —  Love Bites?

$2M up magician David Copperfield's sleeve?  —  Nothing makes a problem disappear faster than money.  But did David Copperfield really offer a Seattle woman $2 million if she'd drop her rape charge against him?  —  The famed illusionist allegedly promised that much in cash to his accuser …

ELLEN AND PORTIA HEADED TO SPLITSVILLE?  —  Could it be?!  Are Star staffers and their anonymous sources right when they allege Ellen's breakdown last week stemmed from domestic havoc?  From the current issue, which hit stands today. … Our worlds are crumbling.

Natalie Portman: 'I Won't Do Nude Scenes Again'  —  Actress talks about her awkwardness while baring all for new film...  Natalie Portman has said she will never get naked again on the big screen after regretting a nude scene in her new short film Hotel Chevalier.

'Lost' actor Daniel Dae Kim accused of DUI  —  Daniel Dae Kim, who stars as Jin-Soo Kwon on ABC's hit TV series "Lost," was arrested early this morning on suspicion of drunken driving.  —  Details of his DUI arrest haven't been released yet, but police said he was arrested around 3 a.m …

City Attorney Refuses to Reduce Charge Against Britney Spears  —  The Los Angeles City Attorney refused to reduce misdemeanor charges against Britney Spears for driving without a valid California driver's license, Spears' lawyer, J. Michael Flanagan, tells Usmagazine.com outside the courthouse.

Diddy on J.Lo: "I Will Be Sending Expensive God-Daddy Gifts"  —  While Jennifer Lopez continues to keep mum about her pregnancy, ex-boyfriend Diddy is happy to talk to Usmagazine.com about it.  —  "She's going to make a great mother," he told Us Wednesday at a press conference promoting Ciroc Vodka.

A GOOD WEEK FOR RACHEL  —  Although we're only midway through the week, it's shaping up to be a pretty good one for designer Rachel Roy.  We caught up with her moments before the premiere of "Mr. Untouchable," the new film produced by her husband, Damon Dash, and just as she was about to head …

Britney Leaves Class, Teaches Paps A Lesson  —  After a long day at school, Britney Spears wasn't particularly pleased to see the paparazzi - especially the ones jumping out in front of her car!  Then again, given her automotive luck lately, we can't really blame her for calling …

Orlando Bloom's Model Gal  —  Orlando Bloom's love life sure is blooming!  —  In addition to his ­recent fling with Jessica Simpson, 27, the Pirates of the Caribbean hunk, 30, is on a fast-track romance with model Miranda Kerr, 24.  —  "They've been friends for a long time," a source tells Us Weekly.

Lindsay's Lookin' Smokin'!  —  To be fair, Lindsay's fineness is hardly news at this point - but this is one story we're always glad to revisit!  We spotted the Cirque Lodge's most famous graduate puffing away on a cigarette at Pit Fire Pizza after a long day of practicing at the Millennium Dance Studio yesterday afternoon.

EXCLUSIVE: Pamela Anderson Addicted to Cocaine  —  Question: Which star is addicted to the drugs: Crystal Meth, Cocaine, Marijuana, Pills and daily consumption of alcohol?  —  Answer: Pamela Anderson  —  Someone very close to Anderson spoke with me openly about her fears for Pamela's life.

Sophia Bush and Tony Romo Meet Up in Texas  —  Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo seems to have a new number-one fan: One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush.  —  On Monday night, the pair were spotted dining together at the N9NE Steakhouse in Dallas, along with several of Romo's teammates and their spouses and girlfriends.

Stars in demure mode at Frederick's lingerie show  —  HOLLYWOOD — Wednesday night's Frederick's of Hollywood 2008 Spring Collection fashion show unveiled an eye-popping display of ... high-maintenance divas!  —  Red carpet reporters standing outside the Hollywood Palladium were alerted …

Gay Hollywood: Out of Sight?  —  Almost two years after ''Brokeback Mountain'' raked in $178 million worldwide, no major studio has greenlit a single gay film.  What is keeping movies in the closet — and what should Hollywood be learning from TV?  —  In the weeks before the 78th annual Academy Awards …

An Eliza Doolittle Onstage as Well as on the Red Carpet  —  ACROSS the street from Madame Tussauds, on West 42nd Street, where visitors pose coyly with their favorite celebrity waxwork, the actress Claire Danes is appearing in "Pygmalion," George Bernard Shaw's variation on the legend of a statue come to life.

Jen & Violet's Mother-Daughter Momment  —  Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck share a special mother-daughter moment outside The Muffin Shop on Columbus Avenue in NYC on Wednesday.  —  The duo walked around their Upper West Side apartment and was joined by another mother and her son.

Rival authors 50 Cent & Lance Bass: It's on!  —  50 Cent versus Lance Bass: It's on!  —  The two singers launched competing books Tuesday night, and they were more than happy to talk some (tongue-in-cheek) smack about who was going to end up on top.  —  "He doesn't stand a chance," …

UNLIKELY BEATLE EX-WIFE  —  HEATHER Mills wants to be played by Reese Witherspoon in the movie of her life, but she wants an unknown to play Paul McCartney, 65.  Britain's Daily Mail reports Mills, 39, flew to L.A. this week for meetings on the biopic, which had been shelved while she was negotiating …