Owen Wilson Gives First Interview - on MySpace  —  Owen Wilson has given his first interview since his suicide attempt - to his longtime friend, director Wes Anderson.  —  In the interview, to be posted online Friday at midnight, Wilson talks with the director of his latest film …

This Is As Good As The Weave's Going To Look  —  Brit Brit's weave still looks like the ratty seat on the rattan chair your mother probably has on her porch, but this is looking good for her.  At least she brushed the bottom.  She brought out more boots for us too!  Brit dressed up to buy playground furniture for her boys.

Iggy And The Stooges  —  E-mails tell tale of DeGeneres/de Rossi puppy adoption fiasco  —  For those of you closely following the saga of Iggy, the dog Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi adopted (and then gave away without notifying the animal rescue group that had entrusted the animal to them) …

'SMARTEST' MODEL GROPED ME: GAL  —  A male model currently starring on a VH1 reality show was busted yesterday for a sex attack in which he allegedly groped a 19-year-old actress during a fashion party at a posh downtown restaurant, authorities said.  —  Andre Birleanu, 25, of Manhattan …

Ageing Helena Christensen swaps glamour for geek chic  —  She shot to fame as one of the world's most popular supermodels, but these days Helena Christensen is looking worn out - and just a little bit geeky.  —  The 38-year-old stepped out in Hollywood yesterday sporting oversized reading glasses …

Paris's Trip to Rwanda Is Postponed  —  Paris Hilton's first major post-jail philanthropic effort - her planned trip to Rwanda - has been postponed by the foundation that organized it.  —  "Due to the restructuring of the Playing for Good Foundation, the philanthropic trip to Rwanda …

Jessica Simpson Forgets Her Bra And Panties!  —  Here's Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell at the Frederick's of Hollywood 2008 Spring Collection Fashion Show.  I'm definitely lovin' the just-got-out-of-bed hair she's got going on.  Unfortunately, for some reason Jessica is wearing a dress to the event.

Memorable Celebrity Quotes  —  "I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but couldn't because of my pop star thing.  So I said I couldn't sleep with her either because of the ugly thing."  British singer Robbie Williams hits out at the former Hole rocker.

NATALIE PORTMAN DOES 'PARADE'  —  Oscar-nominated actress (and now, Parade contributing writer) Natalie Portman shares her thoughts on the dangers of being a "pleaser," insight and inspiration she's gained from royalty, what she learned from a recent trip to Africa and more.

Brit Visits Pumpkin Patch With Her Boys Before Today's Hearing  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are expected today at L.A. Superior Court for another hearing in their ongoing custody battle.  —  According to court officials, all cell phones, recording devices and cameras will not be permitted …

Demi Spends Lunch with Bruce on the Phone  —  This whole Demi Moore/Bruce Willis/Ashton Kutcher love-fest has always seemed a bit suspicious to Us.  "Why should they be successful, attractive, and well-adjusted?" we had to wonder.  —  But here it is at last — conclusive proof that even Demi and Bruce are Just Like Us(!).

REALITY VICTIMS UNIT: Meet Gavin, My Friend Who Went On A Date With LC From The Hills  —  [EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Please credit Bestweekever.tv]  —  I don't normally watch MTV's pseudo-reality dope opera The Hills (because I'm not much of masochist), but when I heard Gavin Beasley …

Dina Lohan's Reality TV Show Starts Filming Oct. 30  —  Get ready to see a lot more of the Lohans.  Filming is set to begin Oct. 30 on the untitled E! reality TV series primarily starring Dina Lohan, and her singer-actress daughter Ali, Dina Lohan tells PEOPLE.

Nicole Richie: Loves to Dis Joel Madden's Ex  —  A source tells Us Weekly that Nicole Richie, 26, teases Joel Madden, 28, about his two-and-a-half-year relationship with singer-actress Hilary Duff, 20.  —  "She will ask if he's going to watch Lizzie McGuire DVDs or listen to Hilary's albums," says the source.

Larry Craig Scandal: EXCLUSIVE: "I Had Sex with Larry Craig!"  —  We've been having loads of fun with gay restroom goblin Larry Craig over the past couple of months, haven't we?  What we've been missing, though, is an on-the-record account from a source willing to come forward and tell …

OK!  Exclusive: Lynne Spears to Publish Tell-All Autobiography  —  Lynne Spears will publish an autobiography detailing the trials and tribulations of raising superstar children, OK! can exclusively confirm.  —  Set for a spring 2008 release, mama Spears' memoir will give readers and fans …