Brit Visits Pumpkin Patch With Her Boys Before Today's Hearing  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are expected today at L.A. Superior Court for another hearing in their ongoing custody battle.  —  According to court officials, all cell phones, recording devices and cameras will not be permitted …

Owen Wilson Gives First Interview - on MySpace  —  Owen Wilson has given his first interview since his suicide attempt - to his longtime friend, director Wes Anderson.  —  In the interview, to be posted online Friday at midnight, Wilson talks with the director of his latest film …

'SMARTEST' MODEL GROPED ME: GAL  —  A male model currently starring on a VH1 reality show was busted yesterday for a sex attack in which he allegedly groped a 19-year-old actress during a fashion party at a posh downtown restaurant, authorities said.  —  Andre Birleanu, 25, of Manhattan …

This Is As Good As The Weave's Going To Look  —  Brit Brit's weave still looks like the ratty seat on the rattan chair your mother probably has on her porch, but this is looking good for her.  At least she brushed the bottom.  She brought out more boots for us too!  Brit dressed up to buy playground furniture for her boys.

Iggy And The Stooges  —  E-mails tell tale of DeGeneres/de Rossi puppy adoption fiasco  —  For those of you closely following the saga of Iggy, the dog Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi adopted (and then gave away without notifying the animal rescue group that had entrusted the animal to them) …

Dina Lohan's Reality TV Show Starts Filming Oct. 30  —  Get ready to see a lot more of the Lohans.  Filming is set to begin Oct. 30 on the untitled E! reality TV series primarily starring Dina Lohan, and her singer-actress daughter Ali, Dina Lohan tells PEOPLE.

Memorable Celebrity Quotes  —  "I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but couldn't because of my pop star thing.  So I said I couldn't sleep with her either because of the ugly thing."  British singer Robbie Williams hits out at the former Hole rocker.

LATE BLOOMER  —  LEONARDO DiCaprio wasn't always so smooth with the ladies.  He was still a virgin at 17, says Russell Crowe in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, on stands today.  "You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 17 on 'The Quick and the Dead [1995]...

K-Fed Wants Brit Caught on Tape — Commissioner Rules  —  The Britney AM hearing is over — it was all about videotaping Brit's deposition.  —  K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told the judge he wanted to videotape Spears' depo, because the way Britney speaks is as important as what she says.

Yes, It's True: Lynne Spears to Write Parenting Book  —  Britney Spears' mother Lynne Spears is writing a book on parenting for Christian publisher Thomas Nelson, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.  —  "We've signed her to a deal," a spokesman for Thomas Nelson tells Us.

PORN'S RED HOT, ROCK IS NOT  —  FORMER rocker Dave Navarro is biting the hand that fed him for so many years, dismissing the music industry as shallow and predictable.  In Michael Grecco's new book, "Naked Ambition: An R-rated Look at an X-rated Industry," the former Red Hot Chili Peppers …

'DEVIL' BASH HEAVENLY  —  IT'S a sight we never thought we'd see - a stark naked Philip Seymour Hoffman in the very first frame of Sidney Lumet's latest, "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead."  The Oscar-winning actor and an equally nude Marisa Tomei kick off the harrowing thriller …

Has ruddy-faced Renee Zellweger taken beauty treatments too far?  —  Judging by her latest red carpet appearance, Renee Zellweger's quest for flawless skin has completely back fired.  —  The usually radiant actress shocked onlookers as she stepped out at the premiere of her new film Bee Movie looking ruddy and red-faced.

Ageing Helena Christensen swaps glamour for geek chic  —  She shot to fame as one of the world's most popular supermodels, but these days Helena Christensen is looking worn out - and just a little bit geeky.  —  The 38-year-old stepped out in Hollywood yesterday sporting oversized reading glasses …

Last Tango In Hollywood  —  Lindsay Lohan finally took a vacation from the Millennium Dance Studios - but, of course, that hardly means she took a vacation from work!  We spotted the starlet attempting to sneak into a dance studio in Hollywood yesterday afternoon for some tango lessons …

Paris's Trip to Rwanda Is Postponed  —  Paris Hilton's first major post-jail philanthropic effort - her planned trip to Rwanda - has been postponed by the foundation that organized it.  —  "Due to the restructuring of the Playing for Good Foundation, the philanthropic trip to Rwanda …

Jessica Simpson Forgets Her Bra And Panties!  —  Here's Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell at the Frederick's of Hollywood 2008 Spring Collection Fashion Show.  I'm definitely lovin' the just-got-out-of-bed hair she's got going on.  Unfortunately, for some reason Jessica is wearing a dress to the event.