K-Fed Wants Brit Caught on Tape — Commissioner Rules  —  The Britney AM hearing is over — it was all about videotaping Brit's deposition.  —  K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told the judge he wanted to videotape Spears' depo, because the way Britney speaks is as important as what she says.

D.A. Will Not Charge Orlando Bloom  —  TMZ has learned that the L.A. County District Attorney will not file charges against actor Orlando Bloom over the accident he was involved in on October 12th.  —  Story developing ...

Has ruddy-faced Renee Zellweger taken beauty treatments too far?  —  Judging by her latest red carpet appearance, Renee Zellweger's quest for flawless skin has completely back fired.  —  The usually radiant actress shocked onlookers as she stepped out at the premiere of her new film Bee Movie looking ruddy and red-faced.

LATE BLOOMER  —  LEONARDO DiCaprio wasn't always so smooth with the ladies.  He was still a virgin at 17, says Russell Crowe in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, on stands today.  "You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 17 on 'The Quick and the Dead [1995]...

Yes, It's True: Lynne Spears to Write Parenting Book  —  Britney Spears' mother Lynne Spears is writing a book on parenting for Christian publisher Thomas Nelson, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.  —  "We've signed her to a deal," a spokesman for Thomas Nelson tells Us.

'SMARTEST' MODEL GROPED ME: GAL  —  A male model currently starring on a VH1 reality show was busted yesterday for a sex attack in which he allegedly groped a 19-year-old actress during a fashion party at a posh downtown restaurant, authorities said.  —  Andre Birleanu, 25, of Manhattan …

Baby on the Way for Comedian David Allen Grier & His Wife  —  Actor-comedian David Allen Grier and wife Christine Kim, Associate Curator of the Studio Museum in Harlem, are expecting their first bundle of joy, a baby girl due after the new year, Kim tells PEOPLE.  —  "We're really excited.

Owen Wilson Gives First Interview - on MySpace  —  Owen Wilson has given his first interview since his suicide attempt - to his longtime friend, director Wes Anderson.  —  In the interview, to be posted online Friday at midnight, Wilson talks with the director of his latest film …

'DEVIL' BASH HEAVENLY  —  IT'S a sight we never thought we'd see - a stark naked Philip Seymour Hoffman in the very first frame of Sidney Lumet's latest, "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead."  The Oscar-winning actor and an equally nude Marisa Tomei kick off the harrowing thriller …

Memorable Celebrity Quotes  —  "I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but couldn't because of my pop star thing.  So I said I couldn't sleep with her either because of the ugly thing."  British singer Robbie Williams hits out at the former Hole rocker.

Dina Lohan's Reality TV Show Starts Filming Oct. 30  —  Get ready to see a lot more of the Lohans.  Filming is set to begin Oct. 30 on the untitled E! reality TV series primarily starring Dina Lohan, and her singer-actress daughter Ali, Dina Lohan tells PEOPLE.

Amy Winehouse: 'My Husband Saved Me'  —  Singer Amy Winehouse has admitted that her trouble with drugs almost killed her - and credits her husband with keeping her alive.  —  "I really thought that it was over for me then," she said, referring to being hospitalized in early August.

Tina Fey Takes Two Year-Old Daughter to First Movie Premiere  —  Roll out the red carpet!  —  Tina Fey took her two-year-old daughter Alice to her first movie: Jerry Seinfeld's new toon Bee Movie.  (He recently had a cameo on Fey's NBC sitcom 30 Rock.)  —  "This is the first big movie …

LIFE & STYLE EXCLUSIVE: Jason Wahler in jail!  —  Life & Style can exclusively report that former Laguna Beach star Jason Wahler, 20, is currently serving time in a Seattle jail stemming from an April 8 charge of assault, criminal trespass and underage drinking.

PORN'S RED HOT, ROCK IS NOT  —  FORMER rocker Dave Navarro is biting the hand that fed him for so many years, dismissing the music industry as shallow and predictable.  In Michael Grecco's new book, "Naked Ambition: An R-rated Look at an X-rated Industry," the former Red Hot Chili Peppers …

Teresa Palmer, the new Wonder Woman?  —  The director of one of Actress Teresa Palmer's most recent movies dropped us a line to say the foxy blonde starlet has won the much coveted part of Wonder Woman in George Miller's "Justice League".  —  Palmer was one of a handful of actresses …

TEARS SCORE BIG  —  LOOKS like Ellen DeGeneres' doggy dealings have been a positive thing for the talk queen after all.  Ratings for "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" were up almost 10 percent in the overnight Nielsens for the two days following her emotional breakdown over...