K-Fed Wants Brit Caught on Tape — Commissioner Rules  —  The Britney AM hearing is over — it was all about videotaping Brit's deposition.  —  K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told the judge he wanted to videotape Spears' depo, because the way Britney speaks is as important as what she says.

D.A. Will Not Charge Orlando Bloom  —  TMZ has learned that the L.A. County District Attorney will not file charges against actor Orlando Bloom over the accident he was involved in on October 12th.  —  Story developing ...

LATE BLOOMER  —  LEONARDO DiCaprio wasn't always so smooth with the ladies.  He was still a virgin at 17, says Russell Crowe in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, on stands today.  "You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 17 on 'The Quick and the Dead [1995]...

Has ruddy-faced Renee Zellweger taken beauty treatments too far?  —  Judging by her latest red carpet appearance, Renee Zellweger's quest for flawless skin has completely back fired.  —  The usually radiant actress shocked onlookers as she stepped out at the premiere of her new film Bee Movie looking ruddy and red-faced.

Yes, It's True: Lynne Spears to Write Parenting Book  —  Britney Spears' mother Lynne Spears is writing a book on parenting for Christian publisher Thomas Nelson, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.  —  "We've signed her to a deal," a spokesman for Thomas Nelson tells Us.

'SMARTEST' MODEL GROPED ME: GAL  —  A male model currently starring on a VH1 reality show was busted yesterday for a sex attack in which he allegedly groped a 19-year-old actress during a fashion party at a posh downtown restaurant, authorities said.  —  Andre Birleanu, 25, of Manhattan …

Baby on the Way for Comedian David Allen Grier & His Wife  —  Actor-comedian David Allen Grier and wife Christine Kim, Associate Curator of the Studio Museum in Harlem, are expecting their first bundle of joy, a baby girl due after the new year, Kim tells PEOPLE.  —  "We're really excited.

Teresa Palmer, the new Wonder Woman?  —  The director of one of Actress Teresa Palmer's most recent movies dropped us a line to say the foxy blonde starlet has won the much coveted part of Wonder Woman in George Miller's "Justice League".  —  Palmer was one of a handful of actresses …

'DEVIL' BASH HEAVENLY  —  IT'S a sight we never thought we'd see - a stark naked Philip Seymour Hoffman in the very first frame of Sidney Lumet's latest, "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead."  The Oscar-winning actor and an equally nude Marisa Tomei kick off the harrowing thriller …

Hillary Clinton 60th birthday bash rocks all the way  —  Hillary Clinton's 60th birthday party rocked.  —  Democrats danced in the aisles of the Beacon Theatre Thursday night as Elvis Costello and the Wallflowers sang "Happy Birthday, Mrs. President" and asked the musical question, " …

Memorable Celebrity Quotes  —  "I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but couldn't because of my pop star thing.  So I said I couldn't sleep with her either because of the ugly thing."  British singer Robbie Williams hits out at the former Hole rocker.

Double Take  —  I don't think Jessica Alba has a sister, but she may have a decoy.  It's probably her cousin or something.  Maybe her daddy did it with her mommy's sister.  Ugh, why do I even care?  Anyway, I thought it was funny for like a second.  Now I can go back to watching Tyra Banks.

Owen Wilson Gives First Interview - on MySpace  —  Owen Wilson has given his first interview since his suicide attempt - to his longtime friend, director Wes Anderson.  —  In the interview, to be posted online Friday at midnight, Wilson talks with the director of his latest film …

Man arrested for eating jelly beans in store  —  Staff reports  —  A man was charged with petty theft after being caught on a surveillance camera taking jelly beans out of a bin and eating them before he got to the cash register.  —  The 34-year-old Fort Walton Beach man was buying groceries …

Dina Lohan's Reality TV Show Starts Filming Oct. 30  —  Get ready to see a lot more of the Lohans.  Filming is set to begin Oct. 30 on the untitled E! reality TV series primarily starring Dina Lohan, and her singer-actress daughter Ali, Dina Lohan tells PEOPLE.

Amy Winehouse: 'My Husband Saved Me'  —  Singer Amy Winehouse has admitted that her trouble with drugs almost killed her - and credits her husband with keeping her alive.  —  "I really thought that it was over for me then," she said, referring to being hospitalized in early August.