I dread the call telling me she's killed our children  —  THE ex-husband of drug-addled pop diva Britney Spears lives in terror that she will KILL herself and their young sons.  —  VIDEO: K-Fed's lover reveals his torment over Britney's lifestyle  —  Kevin Federline, who is battling …

Did Paris throw a tantrum in a T.O. video store?  —  Employees at a Toronto adult video store claim Hollywood starlet Paris Hilton stormed into their establishment and demanded posters promoting her infamous sex tape be removed.  —  Hilton apparently entered the downtown store on Wednesday afternoon …

Jive Records drops Kelis  —  First, former NSyncer JC Chasez decided to part ways with Jive Records, and now, EW has learned, Kelis has been dropped from the label that's home to Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and R. Kelly.  The R&B singer's 2003 album, Tasty, yielded the massive hit …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Parties With Avril!  —  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  Queen B held court at Les Deux last night — kicking off the evening at 10:15, just after the club opened, and lasting until 1:30 am!  —  Brit arrived with Alli and and a mystery guy who chauffeured them in a black BMW …

Scummy mum-to-be Kerry's three-hour bender  —  PREGNANT Kerry Katona sucks hard on a cigarette during a THREE-HOUR drinking session ...regardless of the harm cigs and booze can do to her unborn child.  —  Kerry, twice Celebrity Mum of the Year, downed FOUR MARTINIS and a slug of VODKA in a pub with pals …

KIM KARDASHIAN DOES 'PLAYBOY'  —  Kim Kardashian puts the ass into class in her new photo-shoot for the upcoming issue of Playboy magazine.  —  Despite a promise that she "will show one boob" just bare her famous budonkadonk, Kim goes full monty in her rauchy pictorial.

Posh, back in the (brunette) routine  —  She has changed her hairstyle as often as her couture outfits since the Spice Girls split.  —  But now Victoria Beckham appears to have returned to the look that first made her famous.  —  She was spotted yesterday entering a salon in Los Angeles sporting …

Spice Wars: Posh demands star billing as the bickering begins just weeks before their comeback tour  —  This is like patching a broken egg back together - a delicate operation which requires infinite reserves of patience, and loads and loads of glue.  —  But then it is not surprising …

Pushing Out A Wet One  —  In the post below I posted some pictures from Kim Kardashian's December Playboy spread.  It wouldn't be Christmas without our favorite STD baked ham!  HO...yeah just a HO....no need for three.  —  Here's the cover and bitch looks like she's trying to push out a doody bubble and you know her s**t is rancid.

Brangelina This Year's Most Popular Celeb Costume  —  In a Captain Morgan/Kelton Research survey of six hundred Americans, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were named 2007's most popular celebrity costume.  —  But since few of us have four children we can borrow for a night out on the town …

Britney Goes on Foul-Mouthed Tirade  —  When asked by an "Extra" reporter in the hallway outside a Los Angeles Superior courtroom as to how she was doing, Britney Spears shouted out, ""Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!  " Spears walked back into the courtroom crying.  —  SHARE IT:

Renee Might Want to Consider Peoria  —  Renee Zellweger recently told People magazine that she was moving to New York to avoid paparazzi.  Well, so far, it hasn't worked.  —  Zellweger was in New York to shill for her new film, "Bee Movie," and was greeted by a snapstorm of shutters …

Owen Wilson Talks Monkeys and Movies on MySpace  —  In his first interview since his suicide attempt in August, Owen Wilson talks about movies, monkeys and malaria - but not about his recent trouble.  —  Sitting down with longtime friend and frequent collaborator Wes Anderson as part …

Natalie Portman Compiles Album For Charity  —  Natalie Portman has compiled an album of 16 of her favorite songs to raise money for charity.  The star has selected tracks by artists including Norah Jones, Devendra Banhart and The Shins for the disc, the proceeds from which will go to FINCA International …

Justin Timberlake's $100K gift to Steve Irwin  —  US pop star Justin Timberlake has kicked off the Australian leg of his world tour at Brisbane's Boondall Entertainment Centre by making a $100,000 donation to the Irwin family's Australia Zoo.  —  Performing hit singles from his latest Future …

Lily Allen Pulls Out Of Producer's Big Show.  —  Lily Allen Pulls Out Of Producer's Big Show....  British singer Lily Allen has snubbed her producer Mark Ronson by skipping a gig where she was due to perform - to party with friends.  —  The Smile star - who is dating Chemical Brothers star Ed Simons …