Britney Goes on Foul-Mouthed Tirade  —  When asked by an "Extra" reporter in the hallway outside a Los Angeles Superior courtroom as to how she was doing, Britney Spears shouted out, ""Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!  " Spears walked back into the courtroom crying.  —  SHARE IT:

Owen Wilson Talks Monkeys and Movies on MySpace  —  In his first interview since his suicide attempt in August, Owen Wilson talks about movies, monkeys and malaria - but not about his recent trouble.  —  Sitting down with longtime friend and frequent collaborator Wes Anderson as part …

Renee Might Want to Consider Peoria  —  Renee Zellweger recently told People magazine that she was moving to New York to avoid paparazzi.  Well, so far, it hasn't worked.  —  Zellweger was in New York to shill for her new film, "Bee Movie," and was greeted by a snapstorm of shutters …

Did Paris throw a tantrum in a T.O. video store?  —  Employees at a Toronto adult video store claim Hollywood starlet Paris Hilton stormed into their establishment and demanded posters promoting her infamous sex tape be removed.  —  Hilton apparently entered the downtown store on Wednesday afternoon …

Spice Wars: Posh demands star billing as the bickering begins just weeks before their comeback tour  —  This is like patching a broken egg back together - a delicate operation which requires infinite reserves of patience, and loads and loads of glue.  —  But then it is not surprising …

Jive Records drops Kelis  —  First, former NSyncer JC Chasez decided to part ways with Jive Records, and now, EW has learned, Kelis has been dropped from the label that's home to Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and R. Kelly.  The R&B singer's 2003 album, Tasty, yielded the massive hit …

Justin Timberlake's $100K gift to Steve Irwin  —  US pop star Justin Timberlake has kicked off the Australian leg of his world tour at Brisbane's Boondall Entertainment Centre by making a $100,000 donation to the Irwin family's Australia Zoo.  —  Performing hit singles from his latest Future …

Daniel Dae Kim 'Deeply Ashamed' After DUI Arrest  —  Daniel Dae Kim, the Lost star arrested in Hawaii Thursday on a DUI charge, says he's sorry.  —  "I am deeply ashamed and embarrassed by the events of Thursday morning," the actor says in a statement to TMZ.

Lily Allen Pulls Out Of Producer's Big Show.  —  Lily Allen Pulls Out Of Producer's Big Show....  British singer Lily Allen has snubbed her producer Mark Ronson by skipping a gig where she was due to perform - to party with friends.  —  The Smile star - who is dating Chemical Brothers star Ed Simons …

KIM KARDASHIAN DOES 'PLAYBOY'  —  Kim Kardashian puts the ass into class in her new photo-shoot for the upcoming issue of Playboy magazine.  —  Despite a promise that she "will show one boob" just bare her famous budonkadonk, Kim goes full monty in her rauchy pictorial.

Jason Wahler Reports to Jail  —  Reality TV star Jason Wahler reported to jail Thursday in Issaquah, Wash., a law enforcement source confirms.  —  The former Hills star is serving a 30-day sentence for assault and a minor exhibiting signs of intoxication, both of which he plead guilty to on Wednesday.

Trick or Treat or TomKat  —  Halloween as far as I'm concerned is the highest and most important of the holidays.  How can you not have fun getting dressed up?  How?  Put on a wig or a crazy outfit and you've got instant fun.  It always works for me.  I imagine it would work for TomKat as well.

Cardinal Sin?  NFL Star Hit with Paternity Suit!  —  A former Raiderette cheerleader says Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald, Jr. is the father of her unborn child — and she's filed suit!  —  According to the court documents obtained by TMZ, Angela Nazario claims she and Fitzgerald …

Jackson Defaults On $23M Loan  —  Lender wants Neverland; singer has 90 days to pay up  —  Michael Jackson has defaulted on a $23 million loan and the holder has put him on notice.  Jackson has 90 days to pay the full amount owed—$23 million plus another $212,963.83 in interest—or he will lose his Neverland Ranch forever.

Bai Ling Topless Pictures from Photographie Magazine  —  It's not like we haven't seen Bai Ling's nipples more than we really need to, but here are some new Bai Ling topless pictures from Photographie magazine, in which we can truly appreciate just how ginormous Bai Ling's nipples really are.  Weird.

Some Wild Animal Is Attacking Sharon Stone!  —  That thing is HIDEOUS!  The blanket-coat-thing, not Sharon Stone.  It's so offensive, but why do I want to nuzzle all around it?  You can't tell me it's faux either, because she's at a Fendi event.  Poor animals gave their life to be worn by that tired old vagina!