Ryan Seacrest: Britney Gave Tony Romo A Lap Dance  —  Ryan Seacrest - who was at Hollywood club Les Deux October 26 when Britney Spears mingled with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo — said he saw the singer give him a lap dance.  —  "I spoke to her for a minute.

Tearful Oprah begs forgiveness  —  Henley-on-Klip - TV talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey had tears in her eyes as she asked parents to forgive her for alleged abuse at her girls' school here.  —  "I've disappointed you.  I'm so sorry.  I'm so sorry," Oprah told parents at an emergency meeting …

SMOKING STARLET SPOTTED IN N.Y.C.  —  MOMMY-to-be Nicole Richie.  3:30 p.m. Pony tail, black jeans, waistcoat.  Exits DaSilvano with one young girl, one middle-age lady.  On the sidewalk, after checking who's at which outdoor tables, she lights up.  They jump into a waiting black Caddy Escalade, Nicole into the front seat.

Who's the Scary Clown?  —  For once, Britney Spears is not the one wearing hideous hair and makeup!  Can you guess what celeb donned this frightening getup?

Nicole Kidman leaves little to the imagination in a daring see-through dress  —  It was meant to be Keith Urban's night to shine, but it was his wife Nicole Kidman who really stole the spotlight at Australia's music industry awards.  —  Wearing a skin-tight and see-through black dress …

Shpritzney Spears  —  Britney Spears has a new tactic for dealing with paparazzi — spraying them with windshield wiper fluid!  —  The travelin' popwreck and her sidekick, Sam Lutfi, were spotted yesterday at — where else? — a gas station, where Brit stayed in her car as Sam pumped the gas — isn't that the a paparazzo's job?

Casting Brad Pitt As the Unabomber  —  Mr. Jolie in hoodie, shades?  —  W  —  ould Brad Pitt be a convincing Unabomber?  His production company, Plan B, is considering a biopic about Ted Kaczynski, the Harvard-educated, manifesto-scribbling, beard-sporting, imprisoned-for-life terrorist …

Brooke Shields's Daughter: Jealous of Hannah Montana  —  Miley Cyrus (left) and Brooke Shields with her daughter, Rowan  —  Like most little girls, Brooke Shields's 4-year-old daughter, Rowan Henchy, "is obsessed with Hannah Montana," her mom tells PEOPLE.

Kevin Fears Britney May Kill Children  —  Kevin Federline is afraid that Britney Spears might kill their children.  —  He reportedly told his girlfriend Nicole Narain, … Nicole also claims that K Fed told her that the last straw was catching Britney breast-feeding Jayden while wasted on vodka.

Chris Kirkpatrick: 'Awesome' Lance Thought I Was Gay  —  Chris Kirkpatrick doesn't mind that fellow 'N Sync star Lance Bass thought he was gay when they were younger.  —  "I think it's awesome that Lance thought I was gay while we were in the band together," Kirkpatrick told PEOPLE Friday …

What Did You Call It?  —  THIS is the story of how a silly-sounding word reached the ear of a powerful television producer, and in only seconds of air time, expanded the vocabularies — for better or worse — of legions of women.  —  It began on Feb. 12, 2006, when viewers of the ABC series …

Britney Not Ready for Her Closeup  —  Britney Spears must sit for a deposition in her ongoing custody battle, but it will not be videotaped.  —  L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon has just released his order from last Friday, rejecting the request of Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's lawyer, to tape the depo.

LONELY HOUSE  —  FAMED Brooklyn resident Michelle Williams may be leaving her outer-borough followers in the dust.  Williams was recently overheard telling friends she was considering a move to Manhattan, now that her cad of an ex, Heath Ledger, the father of her...

Kim Kardashian's Baby Sisters Continue To Be Sexual, Age Inappropriate [Flashing With The Kardashians]  —  On last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and momager Kris all headed down to Joe Francis' multi-million dollar vacation home in Puerto Vallarta …

Hollywood goes Halloween: It's Paris Hilton in Wonderland  —  Partygirl Paris Hilton led the Hollywood party pack in the fancy dress stakes as she donned two different similarly saucy outfits for a weekend of Halloween shindigs.  —  First up was a nautical theme, as Paris stepped …

George Clooney installs intruder egg-throwing machine at his estate  —  Prankster George Clooney helped design a special egg-throwing machine at his Lake Como estate that will send raw eggs in the direction of intruders that cross an infrared sensor.  He asks his staff to tell him if people get egged …