Tearful Oprah begs forgiveness  —  Henley-on-Klip - TV talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey had tears in her eyes as she asked parents to forgive her for alleged abuse at her girls' school here.  —  "I've disappointed you.  I'm so sorry.  I'm so sorry," Oprah told parents at an emergency meeting …

SMOKING STARLET SPOTTED IN N.Y.C.  —  MOMMY-to-be Nicole Richie.  3:30 p.m. Pony tail, black jeans, waistcoat.  Exits DaSilvano with one young girl, one middle-age lady.  On the sidewalk, after checking who's at which outdoor tables, she lights up.  They jump into a waiting black Caddy Escalade, Nicole into the front seat.

Seacrest: Brit Gave Tony Romo A Lap Dance  —  Ryan Seacrest - who was at Hollywood club Les Deux October 26 when Britney Spears mingled with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo — said he saw the singer give him a lap dance.  —  "I spoke to her for a minute.

Nicole Kidman leaves little to the imagination in a daring see-through dress  —  It was meant to be Keith Urban's night to shine, but it was his wife Nicole Kidman who really stole the spotlight at Australia's music industry awards.  —  Wearing a skin-tight and see-through black dress …

Shpritzney Spears  —  Britney Spears has a new tactic for dealing with paparazzi — spraying them with windshield wiper fluid!  —  The travelin' popwreck and her sidekick, Sam Lutfi, were spotted yesterday at — where else? — a gas station, where Brit stayed in her car as Sam pumped the gas — isn't that the a paparazzo's job?

Britney Not Ready for Her Closeup  —  Britney Spears must sit for a deposition in her ongoing custody battle, but it will not be videotaped.  —  L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon has just released his order from last Friday, rejecting the request of Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's lawyer, to tape the depo.

Whose butt am I?  —  This Oz actress was left a bit red-faced when told her skin-tight dress left little to the imagination.  She soon covered up her blushes with a jacket.  But who had her G-string on show for the world to see?  Click the picture and find out

Hollywood goes Halloween: It's Paris Hilton in Wonderland  —  Partygirl Paris Hilton led the Hollywood party pack in the fancy dress stakes as she donned two different similarly saucy outfits for a weekend of Halloween shindigs.  —  First up was a nautical theme, as Paris stepped …

Who's the Scary Clown?  —  For once, Britney Spears is not the one wearing hideous hair and makeup!  Can you guess what celeb donned this frightening getup?

Who rocked this costume?  —  Last night at the PLAYBOY MANSION Halloween Party in Beverly Hills  —  Easy..I know.  Her friend reminds me of Lindsay (pre-wreck)  —  Source

Jessica Simpson To Launch Fragrance Line  —  Jessica Simpson has become the latest in a long line of female celebrities to launch her own perfume.  The star, 27, has signed a deal with Parlux fragrances - the company behind Paris Hilton's scent range - with Simpson joining the likes of Britney Spears …

LONELY HOUSE  —  FAMED Brooklyn resident Michelle Williams may be leaving her outer-borough followers in the dust.  Williams was recently overheard telling friends she was considering a move to Manhattan, now that her cad of an ex, Heath Ledger, the father of her...

RUGGED STYLE  —  BEARDED and puffy Ryan Gosling is really taking his lumberjack look to the next level.  Gosling, who was recently axed from Peter Jackson's "Lovely Bones," was spotted at the West 14th Street Urban Outfitters the other day "stocking up on flannel shirts."

Another Woman Creeped Out by Copperfield  —  TMZ TV found yet another woman claiming David Copperfield made a move on her during his Vegas show — using his previously identified M.O. to try and seal the deal.  —  Calling him both "creepy" and "weird," the woman gave a phone interview …