Ryan Seacrest: Britney Gave Tony Romo A Lap Dance  —  Ryan Seacrest - who was at Hollywood club Les Deux October 26 when Britney Spears mingled with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo — said he saw the singer give him a lap dance.  —  "I spoke to her for a minute.

Tearful Oprah begs forgiveness  —  Henley-on-Klip - TV talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey had tears in her eyes as she asked parents to forgive her for alleged abuse at her girls' school here.  —  "I've disappointed you.  I'm so sorry.  I'm so sorry," Oprah told parents at an emergency meeting …

SMOKING STARLET SPOTTED IN N.Y.C.  —  MOMMY-to-be Nicole Richie.  3:30 p.m. Pony tail, black jeans, waistcoat.  Exits DaSilvano with one young girl, one middle-age lady.  On the sidewalk, after checking who's at which outdoor tables, she lights up.  They jump into a waiting black Caddy Escalade, Nicole into the front seat.

Kim Kardashian's Baby Sisters Continue To Be Sexual, Age Inappropriate [Flashing With The Kardashians]  —  On last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and momager Kris all headed down to Joe Francis' multi-million dollar vacation home in Puerto Vallarta …

Lohan Backs out of Party, Wants to "Focus on Sobriety"  —  For the second time this year, Lindsay Lohan has backed out of hosting a party in Las Vegas.  —  As recently as last week, 21-year-old Lohan was scheduled to attend a New Year's Eve blowout at Vegas nightclub LAX …

Who's the Scary Clown?  —  For once, Britney Spears is not the one wearing hideous hair and makeup!  Can you guess what celeb donned this frightening getup?

Nicole Kidman leaves little to the imagination in a daring see-through dress  —  It was meant to be Keith Urban's night to shine, but it was his wife Nicole Kidman who really stole the spotlight at Australia's music industry awards.  —  Wearing a skin-tight and see-through black dress …

Chris Kirkpatrick: 'Awesome' Lance Thought I Was Gay  —  Chris Kirkpatrick doesn't mind that fellow 'N Sync star Lance Bass thought he was gay when they were younger.  —  "I think it's awesome that Lance thought I was gay while we were in the band together," Kirkpatrick told PEOPLE Friday …

Casting Brad Pitt As the Unabomber  —  Mr. Jolie in hoodie, shades?  —  W  —  ould Brad Pitt be a convincing Unabomber?  His production company, Plan B, is considering a biopic about Ted Kaczynski, the Harvard-educated, manifesto-scribbling, beard-sporting, imprisoned-for-life terrorist …

Shpritzney Spears  —  Britney Spears has a new tactic for dealing with paparazzi — spraying them with windshield wiper fluid!  —  The travelin' popwreck and her sidekick, Sam Lutfi, were spotted yesterday at — where else? — a gas station, where Brit stayed in her car as Sam pumped the gas — isn't that the a paparazzo's job?

Caption Justin Timberlake  —  More photos of Justin strutting his stuff are after the jump.

Winehouse and her bulimia fight  —  Amy Winehouse's father has revealed that his daughter still suffers from bulimia.  —  In a candid interview on This Morning programme, he says the singer started using hard drugs after wedding her bad boy husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.

More Halle Berry Boobage  —  Halle Berry has definitely embraced her new pregnant physique, and is taking every opportunity to show off her growing breasts.  But can you really blame her?  It's not everyday you go up a cup size, or seven.  Add to that a healthy glow, and Halle Berry is maxing out the hotness scale.

Brooke Shields's Daughter: Jealous of Hannah Montana  —  Miley Cyrus (left) and Brooke Shields with her daughter, Rowan  —  Like most little girls, Brooke Shields's 4-year-old daughter, Rowan Henchy, "is obsessed with Hannah Montana," her mom tells PEOPLE.

Elizabeth Hurley Is A MILF In A Bikini  —  It's official!  Elizabeth Hurley is the hottest MILF out there.  Now I've always known this but like Liz, I'm old and have a bad memory, so it's a good thing she reminded me by wearing a skimpy bikini.  Thanks Liz.  You're too kind.  —  Related Articles:

Jessica Simpson's Country Cleavage  —  Jessica Simpson was at the Country Music awards because she's supposedly putting out a Country music album.  I think that's the worst idea anyone has ever had in the history of ever, but at least we got some Jessica Simpson cleavage out of the deal.

George Clooney installs intruder egg-throwing machine at his estate  —  Prankster George Clooney helped design a special egg-throwing machine at his Lake Como estate that will send raw eggs in the direction of intruders that cross an infrared sensor.  He asks his staff to tell him if people get egged …