SHE LIKES LANCE  —  ODD couple alert: Ashley Olsen has a new, older man.  The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36.  Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends.

Exclusive!  Brit's Assistant Tells All: Spears Tried to Get Kevin Back, Hung Wedding Dress on Her Bedroom Wall  —  For three of the most turbulent months of the pop star's life, Kalie Machado was a constant by Britney Spears' side.  —  Plucked from a hairdresser's assistant gig in December 2006 …

Roberto Cavalli: How I Designed for J.Lo's Pregnancy  —  Designer Roberto Cavalli has officially confirmed what has been rumored for months: Yes, Jennifer Lopez is pregnant.  —  Asked what types of clothing he designs for his celebrity clients, he told PEOPLE exclusively on Tuesday …

Ugly Betty gets a makeover to glamorous cover girl  —  So this is what Betty Suarez has been hiding behind those red-rimmed glasses, thick fringe and that mouthful of metal.  —  The fashionistas who bully her could be silenced by just one glare from these sultry bedroom eyes.  —  Scroll down for more ...

Not What He Needs  —  Owen Wilson is barely getting over a traumatic experience and he's already getting into another horrendous nightmare.  —  Star Magazine reports that Owen Wilson is dating Jessica Simpson.  The two were seen having dinner at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica this past weekend.

'Suicidal' Heather Mills: I'm hated like Kate McCann  —  Heather Mills claimed today she had been driven to the brink of suicide after her break-up with Sir Paul McCartney and says she has been victim of a public hate campaign similar to that experienced by Kate McCann.

Label giving up on getting Britney Spears to promote album  —  Jive Records is throwing in the towel because Britney Spears can't "gimme more."  —  The singer's label has officially given up on getting the troubled pop tart more involved in marketing her own album, "Blackout," sources tell us.

ANGEL BALL'S DEVILISH WIT  —  IVANA Trump delivered the best punch line at Denise Rich's Angel Ball.  After Petra Nemcova came onstage Monday holding her stilettos in her hand, and after Harper's Bazaar editrix Glenda Bailey was introduced by Joan Collins, Bailey said, "Unlike Petra, I'm not taking off my shoes.

NO AUTOGRAPHS  —  IF you have anything signed by Kiefer Sutherland, hang onto it.  Autograph collectors are reeling over the "24" star's decision to stop putting his signature on memorabilia in the wake of his Sept. 25 bust for DUI, when fans and paparazzi snapped footage of him stumbling …

Celebrity Snippets  —  Little Miss Sunshine star Abigail Breslin has been named Glamour magazine's first "Girl Of The Year."  The 11-year-old, who was nominated for an Academy Award for her role in the hit comedy, will be honored at a ceremony at New York's Lincoln Center on November 5.

Pierce Brosnan accused of hitting LA photographer  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Former James Bond actor Pierce Brosnan is being investigated on possible assault charges against a photographer, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's department said on Tuesday.  —  Spokesman Steve Whitmore told Reuters …

Lauren: The Worst Pick-Up Lines She's Ever Heard  —  Ever think that Hills star Lauren Conrad is too picky about guys?  Maybe it's due to the awful passes she's been subjected to!  —  "Pickup lines have become so cheesy, people hear them as a joke now," Conrad, 21, says in the new issue of Us Weekly.

FREE FROM BILL  —  DON'T mess with Karrine "Superhead" Steffans.  The former girlfriend of television pundit Bill Maher spits fire at her ex in next month's Vibe.  She says, "Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you're an idiot.

Tony Romo Laughs Off Rumors He's With Britney Spears  —  One-time Carrie Underwood love Tony Romo says that rumors linking him to Britney Spears aren't true.  Cowboys quarterback Romo, who just signed a six-year, $67 million dollar contract with the Dallas team, tells Entertainment Tonight that talk is just another part of the job.