SHE LIKES LANCE  —  ODD couple alert: Ashley Olsen has a new, older man.  The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36.  Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends.

Exclusive!  Brit's Assistant Tells All: Spears Tried to Get Kevin Back, Hung Wedding Dress on Her Bedroom Wall  —  For three of the most turbulent months of the pop star's life, Kalie Machado was a constant by Britney Spears' side.  —  Plucked from a hairdresser's assistant gig in December 2006 …

Roberto Cavalli: How I Designed for J.Lo's Pregnancy  —  Designer Roberto Cavalli has officially confirmed what has been rumored for months: Yes, Jennifer Lopez is pregnant.  —  Asked what types of clothing he designs for his celebrity clients, he told PEOPLE exclusively on Tuesday …

'Suicidal' Heather Mills: I'm hated like Kate McCann  —  Heather Mills claimed today she had been driven to the brink of suicide after her break-up with Sir Paul McCartney and says she has been victim of a public hate campaign similar to that experienced by Kate McCann.

Not What He Needs  —  Owen Wilson is barely getting over a traumatic experience and he's already getting into another horrendous nightmare.  —  Star Magazine reports that Owen Wilson is dating Jessica Simpson.  The two were seen having dinner at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica this past weekend.

Label giving up on getting Britney Spears to promote album  —  Jive Records is throwing in the towel because Britney Spears can't "gimme more."  —  The singer's label has officially given up on getting the troubled pop tart more involved in marketing her own album, "Blackout," sources tell us.

Ugly Betty gets a makeover to glamorous cover girl  —  So this is what Betty Suarez has been hiding behind those red-rimmed glasses, thick fringe and that mouthful of metal.  —  The fashionistas who bully her could be silenced by just one glare from these sultry bedroom eyes.  —  Scroll down for more ...

JACKO VISIT  —  MICHAEL Jackson paid a recent undercover visit to Brooklyn, where he spent the day shooting a cover for Ebony magazine's issue celebrating the 25th anniversary of "Thriller."  He acted "sweet" and was curious about everyone on the crew, asking...

Tony Romo, Alli Sims Clear the Air on Britney Spears  —  Spears and Romo  —  Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo credits his football position for the public interest in his companions.  —  Asked at a team press conference, "How do you respond to reports that you were with Britney Spears this weekend?"

FREE FROM BILL  —  DON'T mess with Karrine "Superhead" Steffans.  The former girlfriend of television pundit Bill Maher spits fire at her ex in next month's Vibe.  She says, "Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you're an idiot.

Britney Stops Interview ... To Take a Shower!  —  Britney Spears called in to KIIS-FM's "On Air with Ryan Seacrest" this morning ... but apparently that didn't fit into her morning routine.  In the middle of the interview Brit Brit handed the phone to her cousin/assistant/professional friend Alli, and jumped in the shower!

Tom Cruise's equal love  —  Tom Cruise doesn't treat his biological daughter any differently to his adopted children.  —  The 'Lions for Lambs' actor has an 18-month-old biological daughter, Suri, with his wife Katie Holmes, and two adopted children - 14-year-old Isabella and 12-year-old Connor …

For Owen Wilson, Jessica Simpson's just what doc ordered  —  Jessica Simpson sure makes a great anti-depressant.  —  She and Owen Wilson have been spotted on a date in Los Angeles, according to the new issue of Star magazine.  —  The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before retiring to his Malibu home.

Adoptive mums Angelina and Meg join forces at media awards  —  When organisers for the International Women's Media Foundation awards were looking for two inspirational, high profile women to act as presenters this week they couldn't have done better than turn to Angelina Jolie and Meg Ryan.