Judge to Brit — You're Too Chaotic, Custody Denied  —  The decision is in — Britney Spears has not regained custody of her kids.  —  Issuing his order today, Commissioner Scott Gordon gave Spears three visits per week, two from 12:00 Noon to 7:00 PM and one overnight visit.  The visits will be monitored.

SHE LIKES LANCE  —  ODD couple alert: Ashley Olsen has a new, older man.  The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36.  Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends.

Roberto Cavalli: How I Designed for J.Lo's Pregnancy  —  Designer Roberto Cavalli has officially confirmed what has been rumored for months: Yes, Jennifer Lopez is pregnant.  —  Asked what types of clothing he designs for his celebrity clients, he told PEOPLE exclusively on Tuesday …

Ugly Betty gets a makeover to glamorous cover girl  —  So this is what Betty Suarez has been hiding behind those red-rimmed glasses, thick fringe and that mouthful of metal.  —  The fashionistas who bully her could be silenced by just one glare from these sultry bedroom eyes.  —  Scroll down for more ...

Not What He Needs  —  Owen Wilson is barely getting over a traumatic experience and he's already getting into another horrendous nightmare.  —  Star Magazine reports that Owen Wilson is dating Jessica Simpson.  The two were seen having dinner at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica this past weekend.

'Suicidal' Heather Mills: I'm hated like Kate McCann  —  Heather Mills claimed today she had been driven to the brink of suicide after her break-up with Sir Paul McCartney and says she has been victim of a public hate campaign similar to that experienced by Kate McCann.

LOUSY BORDER  —  THERE'S more bad news for Jennifer Lopez.  Weeks after her new album tanked and her movie "El Cantante" fell flat, her next film is going straight to video.  "Bordertown" - where J. Lo plays a reporter probing the murders of female factory workers in...

Singer Robert Goulet Dies at 73  —  Award-winning singer-actor Robert Goulet died Tuesday in Los Angeles.  He was 73.  —  The popular performer passed away at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was awaiting a lung transplant, his spokesman Norm Johnson tells the Associated Press.

ANGEL BALL'S DEVILISH WIT  —  IVANA Trump delivered the best punch line at Denise Rich's Angel Ball.  After Petra Nemcova came onstage Monday holding her stilettos in her hand, and after Harper's Bazaar editrix Glenda Bailey was introduced by Joan Collins, Bailey said, "Unlike Petra, I'm not taking off my shoes.

NO AUTOGRAPHS  —  IF you have anything signed by Kiefer Sutherland, hang onto it.  Autograph collectors are reeling over the "24" star's decision to stop putting his signature on memorabilia in the wake of his Sept. 25 bust for DUI, when fans and paparazzi snapped footage of him stumbling …

OK!  Exclusive: Brit's Wild Night Out  —  Wearing only a skimpy pink and black, pirate-meets-French maid costume, Britney Spears staggered into the Hollywood hotspot Winston's Monday night with her cousin/gal pal Alli Sims and a slew of female friends — and OK! was there as they settled …

Celebrity Snippets  —  Little Miss Sunshine star Abigail Breslin has been named Glamour magazine's first "Girl Of The Year."  The 11-year-old, who was nominated for an Academy Award for her role in the hit comedy, will be honored at a ceremony at New York's Lincoln Center on November 5.

Oasis' Well Runs Dry  —  Oasis frontman Noel Gallagher has turned the focus of his band's newest album to its instrumentals - because he has run out of ideas for lyrics.  —  The British rocker, 40, reveals the band has been busy recording demos for their seventh album and is due to begin work …

Mekhi Phifer Welcomes a Son  —  ERs Mekhi Phifer and his fiancée Oni Souratha have welcomed their first child together, his rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Mekhi Thira Phifer was born in Los Angeles on Tuesday at 6:47 a.m., and weighed 5 lbs., 4 oz.  —  "We are really happy and excited," the couple tells PEOPLE.