SHE LIKES LANCE  —  ODD couple alert: Ashley Olsen has a new, older man.  The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36.  Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends.

Exclusive!  Brit's Assistant Tells All: Spears Tried to Get Kevin Back, Hung Wedding Dress on Her Bedroom Wall  —  For three of the most turbulent months of the pop star's life, Kalie Machado was a constant by Britney Spears' side.  —  Plucked from a hairdresser's assistant gig in December 2006 …

Roberto Cavalli: How I Designed for J.Lo's Pregnancy  —  Designer Roberto Cavalli has officially confirmed what has been rumored for months: Yes, Jennifer Lopez is pregnant.  —  Asked what types of clothing he designs for his celebrity clients, he told PEOPLE exclusively on Tuesday …

Not What He Needs  —  Owen Wilson is barely getting over a traumatic experience and he's already getting into another horrendous nightmare.  —  Star Magazine reports that Owen Wilson is dating Jessica Simpson.  The two were seen having dinner at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica this past weekend.

Ugly Betty gets a makeover to glamorous cover girl  —  So this is what Betty Suarez has been hiding behind those red-rimmed glasses, thick fringe and that mouthful of metal.  —  The fashionistas who bully her could be silenced by just one glare from these sultry bedroom eyes.  —  Scroll down for more ...

Mills breaks down over media smears  —  Heather Mills broke down during a television interview this morning and claimed that the media has been smearing her name and treating her in the same way as Princess Diana and Kate McCann.  —  The estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney accused a …

Tony Romo, Alli Sims Clear the Air on Britney Spears  —  Spears and Romo  —  Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo credits his football position for the public interest in his companions.  —  Asked at a team press conference, "How do you respond to reports that you were with Britney Spears this weekend?"

Tom Cruise's equal love  —  Tom Cruise doesn't treat his biological daughter any differently to his adopted children.  —  The 'Lions for Lambs' actor has an 18-month-old biological daughter, Suri, with his wife Katie Holmes, and two adopted children - 14-year-old Isabella and 12-year-old Connor …

JACKO VISIT  —  MICHAEL Jackson paid a recent undercover visit to Brooklyn, where he spent the day shooting a cover for Ebony magazine's issue celebrating the 25th anniversary of "Thriller."  He acted "sweet" and was curious about everyone on the crew, asking...

Label giving up on getting Britney Spears to promote album  —  Jive Records is throwing in the towel because Britney Spears can't "gimme more."  —  The singer's label has officially given up on getting the troubled pop tart more involved in marketing her own album, "Blackout," sources tell us.

ANGEL BALL'S DEVILISH WIT  —  IVANA Trump delivered the best punch line at Denise Rich's Angel Ball.  After Petra Nemcova came onstage Monday holding her stilettos in her hand, and after Harper's Bazaar editrix Glenda Bailey was introduced by Joan Collins, Bailey said, "Unlike Petra, I'm not taking off my shoes.

NO AUTOGRAPHS  —  IF you have anything signed by Kiefer Sutherland, hang onto it.  Autograph collectors are reeling over the "24" star's decision to stop putting his signature on memorabilia in the wake of his Sept. 25 bust for DUI, when fans and paparazzi snapped footage of him stumbling …

Celebrity Snippets  —  Little Miss Sunshine star Abigail Breslin has been named Glamour magazine's first "Girl Of The Year."  The 11-year-old, who was nominated for an Academy Award for her role in the hit comedy, will be honored at a ceremony at New York's Lincoln Center on November 5.