Paris Laughs at Herself; Dresses As Prisoner for Halloween  —  Turns out, Paris Hilton can laugh at herself after all.  —  After recently getting irked at David Letterman for drilling her about her infamous stint in the slammer, the heiress, 26, got the last laugh, dressing as a sexy prisoner …

Party animal Britney leads Hollywood stars dressed up for Hallowe'en  —  Leave it to Britney Spears to find a truly jaw-dropping Hallowe'en outfit.  —  The troubled singer stepped out in a hot pink animal print leotard with a cut out centre which exposed her cleavage and midriff.

Blah...Blah...Blah...Blah....  Dog Chapman has released a statement after the National Enquirer released tapes of Dog using racist remarks to his son about his son's girlfriend who is black.  —  Dog is on damage control: … Taken out of context my ass!  Bitch is just sorry he got caught.

Britney's New Album to Take No. 1  —  Britney Spears' controversy-crammed life may have weakened her public image, but it hasn't necessarily hurt her career.  —  Blackout sold an estimated 124,000 albums the first day of its release Tuesday and is set to become Spears' fifth consecutive number one album …

Da Brat Da Busted!  —  Rapper and Mariah Carey BFF Da Brat was arrested outside of Atlanta, after allegedly busting a waitress in the face with a bottle of rum at Jermaine Dupri's Studio 72 nightclub around 1:15 AM today.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Brat (real name: Shawntae Harris) …

HOT AND HOTTER  —  LANCE Armstrong, 36, and Ashley Olsen, 21, are turning the heat up on their unlikely relationship.  Page Six's ever-alert observers spotted the duo enjoying a romantic dinner at Graydon Carter's Waverly Inn on Tuesday night.  The night before...

Lance Bass: The Gay Divorcé  —  Of all the members of 'N Sync, who would have guessed that Lance Bass was the first to take the marital plunge?  —  But the former boy-bander has revealed exclusively to E! News that back in "like, '99, 2000," owing to "one of those crazy moments," …

Jake Takes Reese's Kids Trick or Treating  —  Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon had another PDA-packed public date Wednesday, taking Witherspoon's two children, Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4, trick or treating in L.A.'s Brentwood neighborhood.  —  Witherspoon, 31, dressed as a witch; Gyllenhaal, 26, an ape.

Heather Mills Caught in New Press Backlash  —  Note to Heather Mills: It may be time to enroll in PR 101.  One day after the former model accused the British press of engaging in a "hate campaign" against her - a sentiment she loudly echoed on Thursday's Today show - Paul McCartney's ex …

Hayden Panettiere cries at failing to save dolphins from slaughter  —  Hayden Panettiere went to Japan to try and physically save some bottle-nosed dolphins from slaughter.  She was with a group of surfers from Australia and the US who paddled out on surfboards while dolphins were being corralled into a cove where they would be killed.

Best News Ever!  Joss Whedon Spills Exclusive Deets on His New Series  —  Hear that?  It's the sound of Joss Whedon fans around the world freaking the frak out.  (And I am one of them!)  —  I'm thrilled to tell you that just this afternoon, Joss Whedon rang me up to break the news that after a long …

EXCLUSIVE!  THE CLOVERFIELD TRAILER - SEEN!  —  I have seen the trailer for the monster movie coming from producer JJ Abrams on January 18, 2008.  The trailer, which was dated last week and lasts 2 minutes and 16 seconds, will debut in front of Beowulf on November 16th, and it's supposed to be when the title is announced.

FULL-COURT PRESS  —  FRESH off his split from fiancée Selita Ebanks, Nick Cannon is moving on.  He has a major crush on Miss USA Rachel Smith and he's been going all-out trying to win her over.  "Last week, he sent her several dozen roses, chocolates and balloons," said a source.

OWEN'S OPEN-DOOR POLICY  —  TO prove to fellow restroom users he's not up to any funny business, Owen Wilson has taken to relieving himself with the stall door open.  Despite having been spotted enjoying an occasional cocktail, Kate Hudson's ex is trying to prove he is not partaking of any other substances.

Criss Angel: Britney Pooped Out at VMAs  —  Escapologist Criss Angel did what he does best when it came to assessing Britney Spears's notorious Sept. 9 performance on the MTV Video Music Awards: He skirted the question.  —  "Were you embarrassed for her?"  Larry King, on his Tuesday night CNN show …

Joel Madden: Baby Is Most Exciting Thing That's Happened to Me  —  Back in Los Angeles after the Good Charlotte band tour of Australia, Joel Madden is happily shifting priorities from rock frontman to proud papa-to-be with pregnant girlfriend Nicole Richie.  —  "Having a baby is the most …