DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER'S RACIST RANT — CAUGHT ON TAPE!  —  Dog Chapman has been captured spewing foul-mouthed racist slurs on a tape obtained exclusively by The NATIONAL ENQUIRER.  —  And now a civil rights leader is calling for Dog's TV show to be removed from the airwaves.

Britney Spears In New Cocaine Controversy  —  Britney Spears invited a man to snort cocaine off her chest during a wild party at her Hollywood mansion just two days after losing visitation rights to see her sons, it has been reported.  —  Scott Kohler, 29, claims he and a group of 10 …

Lane Garrison Sentenced to Prison  —  A judge has sentenced "Prison Break" star Lane Garrison to a total of forty months — nearly four years — in state prison for the drunk driving crash that caused the death of 17-year-old Vahagn Setian.  —  Before sentencing, a highly emotional Garrison told …

HILTON SUED FOR 'STEALING' LOOK  —  PARIS HILTON is being sued by a woman who claims the blonde socialite 'stole' her look.  The Simple Life star has been accused of causing "emotional distress" to fellow Californian, Nicolle O'Neill, who fancies herself as an inspiration to the party-loving heiress.

For Owen Wilson, Jessica Simpson's just what doc ordered  —  Jessica Simpson sure makes a great anti-depressant.  —  She and Owen Wilson have been spotted on a date in Los Angeles, according to the new issue of Star magazine.  —  The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before retiring to his Malibu home.

Lance Armstrong & Ashley Olsen's Latest N.Y. Hookup  —  Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen appear to be getting friendly: The unlikely twosome have met up at least twice this week while the former Tour de France champ is in town for the New York Marathon, sources tell PEOPLE.

Ausiello Report  —  Eliza Dushku Lures Joss Whedon Back to TV!  —  Short of a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reunion movie, this is just about the best news you could ask for: Eliza Dushku and Joss Whedon are reteaming for a new series!  (Told ya it would be worth tearing yourself away from the candy corn to drop by The Ausiello Report.)

Cover Girl  —  Michael Jackson's fine ass recently spent a day in Brooklyn to shoot the cover of Ebony Magazine.  White on black!  The cover will celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Thriller.  A source said he was "sweet" and talked about his kids a lot.  —  "He did go on and on about kids, though, saying how much he loved them."

Oprah Winfrey Chops Hilary Swank's Hair  —  Beehive?  Bob?  Crewcut?  Mullet?  Hilary Swank's next hairdo is out of her hands, as Oprah Winfrey took the shears to the Oscar winner as part of a charity effort airing Friday on her talk show.  —  Swank, 33, is likely to end up with a short 'do …

OK!  Sneak Peek: Amy Poehler's New Gap Ad  —  When you combine the powers of TV's most hilarious couple — Amy Poehler of Saturday Night Live and her hubby, Arrested Development's Will Arnett — you know you're in for a good time.  —  "It was literally like a four-hour stand-up routine!" …

Opposites Don't Attract  —  It's times like this that I really wish Paula Abdul signed up for a second season of her reality show.  Imagine the meltdown!  —  The National Enquirer reports that Paula has dumped her boyfriend of 5-months, J.T. Torregiani.  —  Paula was ready to get married and start that baby making!

Another Sienna Miller Nipple Slip  —  I have got to say I am really liking Sienna Miller's new movie, and I haven't seen a single frame yet.  Why is that?  Well, first we saw Sienna Miller naked from behind, then we saw Sienna Miller nude, full frontal, and now we've got some Sienna Miller nipple slip action going on.