Paris Laughs at Herself; Dresses As Prisoner for Halloween  —  Turns out, Paris Hilton can laugh at herself after all.  —  After recently getting irked at David Letterman for drilling her about her infamous stint in the slammer, the heiress, 26, got the last laugh, dressing as a sexy prisoner …

Party animal Britney prowls around in a wild Hallowe'en catsuit  —  Leave it to Britney Spears to find a truly jaw-dropping Hallowe'en outfit.  —  The troubled singer stepped out in hot pink animal print leotard with a cut out centre which exposed her cleavage and midriff.

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER'S RACIST RANT — CAUGHT ON TAPE!  —  Dog Chapman has been captured spewing foul-mouthed racist slurs on a tape obtained exclusively by The NATIONAL ENQUIRER.  —  And now a civil rights leader is calling for Dog's TV show to be removed from the airwaves.

HOT AND HOTTER  —  LANCE Armstrong, 36, and Ashley Olsen, 21, are turning the heat up on their unlikely relationship.  Page Six's ever-alert observers spotted the duo enjoying a romantic dinner at Graydon Carter's Waverly Inn on Tuesday night.  The night before...

Da Brat jailed after nightclub fight  —  Atlanta rapper Da Brat was arrested early today after allegedly hitting a waitress in the face with a rum bottle during an altercation at a Tucker-area nightclub.  —  DeKalb County police spokeswoman Mekka Parish said the 33-year-old rapper …

Britney's New Album to Take No. 1  —  Britney Spears' controversy-crammed life may have weakened her public image, but it hasn't necessarily hurt her career.  —  Blackout sold an estimated 124,000 albums the first day of its release Tuesday and is set to become Spears' fifth consecutive number one album …

Lance Bass: The Gay Divorcé  —  Of all the members of 'N Sync, who would have guessed that Lance Bass was the first to take the marital plunge?  —  But the former boy-bander has revealed exclusively to E! News that back in "like, '99, 2000," owing to "one of those crazy moments," …

Heather Mills Caught in New Press Backlash  —  Note to Heather Mills: It may be time to enroll in PR 101.  One day after the former model accused the British press of engaging in a "hate campaign" against her - a sentiment she loudly echoed on Thursday's Today show - Paul McCartney's ex …

Best News Ever!  Joss Whedon Spills Exclusive Deets on His New Series  —  Hear that?  It's the sound of Joss Whedon fans around the world freaking the frak out.  (And I am one of them!)  —  I'm thrilled to tell you that just this afternoon, Joss Whedon rang me up to break the news that after a long …

Joel Madden: Baby Is Most Exciting Thing That's Happened to Me  —  Back in Los Angeles after the Good Charlotte band tour of Australia, Joel Madden is happily shifting priorities from rock frontman to proud papa-to-be with pregnant girlfriend Nicole Richie.  —  "Having a baby is the most …

Criss Angel: Britney Pooped Out at VMAs  —  Escapologist Criss Angel did what he does best when it came to assessing Britney Spears's notorious Sept. 9 performance on the MTV Video Music Awards: He skirted the question.  —  "Were you embarrassed for her?"  Larry King, on his Tuesday night CNN show …

OWEN'S OPEN-DOOR POLICY  —  TO prove to fellow restroom users he's not up to any funny business, Owen Wilson has taken to relieving himself with the stall door open.  Despite having been spotted enjoying an occasional cocktail, Kate Hudson's ex is trying to prove he is not partaking of any other substances.

Gold Derby by Tom O'Neil  —  « Is anyone in Hollywood humane enough to win Hersholt?  Main  —  Prediction: 'Sweeney Todd' will win the Oscar for best picture  —  If you've checked out our first Buzzmeter (CLICK HERE, then click on any link to "Individual Panelists' Rankings") …

EXCLUSIVE!  THE CLOVERFIELD TRAILER - SEEN!  —  I have seen the trailer for the monster movie coming from producer JJ Abrams on January 18, 2008.  The trailer, which was dated last week and lasts 2 minutes and 16 seconds, will debut in front of Beowulf on November 16th, and it's supposed to be when the title is announced.