BRITNEY 'LESBIAN LOVE' REVEALED  —  Britney Spears has spoken for the first time about the babe who ignited her lesbian lust.  —  The kinky singer admits she would love to get naked in bed with sexy socialite Kim Kardashian.  —  Curvy Kim, 27, is famed for having a bum even bigger than the famous rump of Jennifer Lopez, 38.

Brit Ran Over Another Foot — This Time, It's a Cop!  —  Britney Spears drove over a Los Angeles County Sheriff deputy's foot when she left the courthouse at her last custody hearing!  Drivin' properler is hard, y'all!  —  TMZ has learned that an officer on duty at the Stanley Mosk Courthouse …

A&E cancels Dog's show  —  The move comes after Duane "Dog" Chapman's racist rant  —  The Hawaii-based reality TV show "Dog the Bounty Hunter" was canceled today by the A&E cable network, two days after the release of a tape in which star Duane "Dog" Chapman was caught in a racist rant about his son's black girlfriend.

Tyra Banks to Discuss 'What's Up Down There'  —  In what is likely a first for television, Tyra Banks on Monday will devote her entire hour-long talk show to discussing ... the vagina.  —  "I have wanted to do this show for two years," says Banks, 33.  "I know for a lot of women talking …

ULTIMATE HOTTIE WINNERS, REVEALED!  —  Not exactly a shocker: Oscar-winning actress/U.N. ambassador/hot mom Angelina Jolie beat out Raquel Welch (2nd place), Marilyn Monroe (3rd), Jessica Alba (4th), and 21 other contenders to win the title of EW.com readers' Ultimate Female Hottie.

Britney's Former Manager Advises 'Farm' Life  —  The former manager who is suing Britney Spears for commissions he's owed since December is now offering the troubled star career advice.  Johnny Wright claims Spears stopped paying him a share of her earnings last Christmas …

Reps: Tom and Katie Not Expecting  —  Katie Holmes is not expecting her second child with husband, Tom Cruise, a rep for the actress, 28, tells Usmagazine.com.  —  Adds a rep for Cruise, 45: "She is not pregnant."  —  Holmes appeared to be sporting a possible bump in photos as she worked …

This Video Is So Weird  —  Here's the new Spice Girls video for "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)" and it's slightly boring and slightly bizarre.  —  Posh is turning on the drag queen inside her to maximum overload.  Bitch makes RuPaul look butch.  I guess since she can't sing she might as well pose.

Vanessa Back for HSM3 With a "Substantial" Raise  —  Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale will reprise their roles in the upcoming third installment of the hit movie High School Musical, sources close to the negotiation tell Usmagazine.com.  A source says that Hudgens will receive a "substantial increase" in pay.

MARIANE PEARL BLASTS WSJ, JOLIE HATERS  —  Mariane Pearl, the widow of murdered Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, spoke out against the media establishment Thursday evening at a party hosted by Glamour to toast the book debut of her collected reporting for the magazine, In Search of Hope.

Anna Kournikova Is A Hot Distraction  —  With all the Martina Hingis coke allegations going on, I thought that these Anna Kournikova pictures at some Cartier event might help deflect some attention off of the five-time Grand Slam champion.  Wait a sec, hasn't Anna and her hotness always stolen …

Heather Mills lashes out at 'jealous Stella McCartney'  —  Heather Mills has blamed "jealous" Stella McCartney for her split from the former Beatle in her latest live television outburst.  —  Mills ranted that the fashion designer, 36, had done "evil things" in a supposedly jealous bid …

BIG SPENDER  —  No surprises here but pop wreck Britney Spears spends $102,000 a month on entertainment and $16,000 on clothes.  At least that's the breakdown in court papers detailing how Mommy Weirdest spends her monthly earnings of $737,868.  The papers, filed in...