Josh Hartnett gets himself a lady Umbrella-ella-ella  —  Colour us confused, but what's the situation with luscious-and-tall Josh Hartnett and his hot Umbrella Rhianna?  —  Mrs Umbrella has succumbed to the pink prodding of the gossip columns to admit that she was kissing that hotness …

LEGS FOR SALE  —  STELLA McCartney is fighting back against her evil ex-stepmonster, Heather Mills.  Last week, Mills told "Extra" that Stella - who never liked the one-legged "model" and once begged her father, Paul, not to marry her - did some "evil, evil things.  She scraped my face out of a photo."

Christina Applegate and Her Ex Smooch at L.A. Club  —  Christina Applegate and Johnathon Schaech's divorce was finalized in August, but the two apparently still have eyes for each other.  —  Applegate, 35, and Schaech, 38, ran into each other unexpectedly at L.A. hot spot Les Deux on Friday night …

Gwyneth Shows Off Son Moses  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed her first great glimpse of her one-year-old son Moses, who closely resembles his pop, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.  —  After a flight from London, mom, 35, and son exited a terminal at NYC's JFK Airport Monday.

Older woman casts a spell over love-struck Radcliffe  —  It is news set to be greeted by the sound of shattering teenage hearts everywhere.  —  For multimillionaire actor Daniel Radcliffe appears to be off the market for a girlfriend.  —  The Harry Potter star has been spending …

Lindsay's Boyfriend Has Some Advice for Dina  —  As usual, the best place to catch up the latest Lindsay Lohan news is through her boy-toy du jour Riley Giles' MySpace account.  And the latest news from planet La Lohan involves mom Dina's planned reality show.

Britney's 'Blackout' at No. 1  —  Britney Spears' 'Blackout' At No. 1 |  Tom Cruise Rewards Scientology Honchos |  Police Roll Dice On Atlantic City |  Stoppard Learns To Rock And Roll |  Sightings  —  Britney Spears' 'Blackout' at No. 1  —  It's just a little bright light in Britney Spears' otherwise dim world.

Angie's Bro Hints: More Kids Are on the Way for Jolie & Pitt  —  So much for pregnancy rumors.  —  Angelina Jolie looked baby-bump free in an Escada coat at the L.A. premiere of her latest flick, Beowulf Monday night.  —  But that doesn't mean there won't be any more babies down the line.

J.Lo: Baby Got Front  —  For once, the largest, roundest, protrusion on Jennifer Lopez's body isn't her ass!  —  Clad in a tent dress and looking mommalicious, the 38-year-old former Fly Girl revealed a glimpse of her growing wombmate at a Miami baseball game on Monday.

BENICIO STUNS GAY GATHERING  —  BENICIO del Toro made an unexpected appearance Friday at the Gay Men's Health Crisis Center, on West 24th Street, during a meeting for methamphetamine addicts.  According to our source, Del Toro, who starred in "Traffic," among other movies …

VAGINA PUPPETS ARE SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN THE REAL THING  —  Can someone call Miss Manners?  I'd like to know if vulva puppets are appropriate before 6pm.  —  Tyra's vagina show went down (ha!) yesterday, and it was as Tyra-ish as I expected.  NSFW, if you work in the kind of place that frowns upon vulva puppets.

Britney's "Blackout" Not a Wipeout  —  And now for some Britney Spears news that doesn't involve a trampled foot, a trampy weave, or lost children.  —  FOX News' Roger Friedman reports that Brit's album, "Blackout," will actually finish at the top of the album charts in its first week, with about 325,000 units sold.

GOING LIKE GANGBUSTERS  —  MAYBE Jay-Z should have stayed retired.  The rapper and president of Def Jam record ings has been breaking his back promoting his new album, "American Gangster," which is "in spired" by the movie.  An industry insider says, "He is scrambling - the first single, 'Black Magic,' isn't being played on radio.

Hollywood sweetheart Julia Roberts reaches out to Britney Spears  —  Hollywood darling Julia Roberts has three children of her own, and her maternal instinct is stronger than ever.  —  The Oscar-winning actress, who rang in her 40th birthday last month, says she'd love to take troubled pop star Britney Spears under her wing.

'Extra' Ages Britney 25 Years  —  For years Britney Spears has been snapped hitting tanning salons, drinking coffee and chowing down at fast food chains, and "Extra" has what could be a shocking forecast for Britney's future.  "Extra" used the world-famous Aprilage software from April Development …

Actor LaBeouf arrested while in Chicago to shoot 'Eagle Eye'  —  Shia LaBeouf was arrested in downtown Chicago early Sunday morning after allegedly refusing to leave a Walgreens at 757 North Michigan Avenue.  (Mug shot released by Chicago Police Dept. / November 5, 2007)