Josh Hartnett gets himself a lady Umbrella-ella-ella  —  Colour us confused, but what's the situation with luscious-and-tall Josh Hartnett and his hot Umbrella Rhianna?  —  Mrs Umbrella has succumbed to the pink prodding of the gossip columns to admit that she was kissing that hotness …

Christina Applegate and Her Ex Smooch at L.A. Club  —  Christina Applegate and Johnathon Schaech's divorce was finalized in August, but the two apparently still have eyes for each other.  —  Applegate, 35, and Schaech, 38, ran into each other unexpectedly at L.A. hot spot Les Deux on Friday night …

LEGS FOR SALE  —  STELLA McCartney is fighting back against her evil ex-stepmonster, Heather Mills.  Last week, Mills told "Extra" that Stella - who never liked the one-legged "model" and once begged her father, Paul, not to marry her - did some "evil, evil things.  She scraped my face out of a photo."

Eye Poppin  —  Angelina Jolie's brother, James Haven, came out to support her yesterday at the premiere of "Beowulf."  —  I always under the impression that this dude was a big homo!  He brought a "date" to the premiere last night.  A date that wasn't a dude....or is it?  —  Damn, he's creepy.

OSMOND FAMILY PATRIARCH DIES  —  George Osmond dies at the age of 90.  —  Send your letters of support to the Osmond family.  —  ET breaks news that DONNY and MARIE OSMOND's father GEORGE has died.  The Osmond family patriarch passed away early Tuesday morning.  He was 90.

Gwyneth Shows Off Son Moses  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed her first great glimpse of her one-year-old son Moses, who closely resembles his pop, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.  —  After a flight from London, mom, 35, and son exited a terminal at NYC's JFK Airport Monday.

Britney's 'Blackout' at No. 1  —  Britney Spears' 'Blackout' At No. 1 |  Tom Cruise Rewards Scientology Honchos |  Police Roll Dice On Atlantic City |  Stoppard Learns To Rock And Roll |  Sightings  —  Britney Spears' 'Blackout' at No. 1  —  It's just a little bright light in Britney Spears' otherwise dim world.

Life's a smooth ride for 'Carpooler' Jerry O'Connell  —  LOS ANGELES — Jerry O'Connell has a nickname on the set of his ABC sitcom, Carpoolers.  —  "It's the big joke on my set.  Everyone on Carpoolers refers to me as 'Stamos,' " says the actor, 33, who first connected with audiences as a child in 1986's Stand By Me.

pete doherty is a disappointing jackass  —  by agent bedhead in irina lazareanu, pete doherty  —  This news certainly made the tabloids crap themselves with glee, but speaking as someone who doesn't mind holding a different mindset than most tabloid journalists, this is awfully depressing.

Violet Affleck Has Learned How to Sing "When You Wish Upon A Star"  —  Need more proof that Violet Affleck is perhaps Hollywood's most adorable celeb spawn?  —  Garner's former Alias costar Victor Garber told Usmagazine.com that Ben and Jen's little darling — who turns 2 next month …

Don't Get Too Comfortable  —  Lindsay Lohan's latest boy toy, Riley Giles, has taken to his MySpace yet again.  This time he's badmouthing White Oprah for asking Riley and Lindsay to appear on her reality show.  —  Riley wrote: … "OUR?"  Bitch is getting quite comfortable isn't he?

Older woman casts a spell over love-struck Radcliffe  —  It is news set to be greeted by the sound of shattering teenage hearts everywhere.  —  For multimillionaire actor Daniel Radcliffe appears to be off the market for a girlfriend.  —  The Harry Potter star has been spending …

J.Lo: Baby Got Front  —  For once, the largest, roundest, protrusion on Jennifer Lopez's body isn't her ass!  —  Clad in a tent dress and looking mommalicious, the 38-year-old former Fly Girl revealed a glimpse of her growing wombmate at a Miami baseball game on Monday.

VAGINA PUPPETS ARE SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN THE REAL THING  —  Can someone call Miss Manners?  I'd like to know if vulva puppets are appropriate before 6pm.  —  Tyra's vagina show went down (ha!) yesterday, and it was as Tyra-ish as I expected.  NSFW, if you work in the kind of place that frowns upon vulva puppets.

Fans can't wait to sink 'Claus' into Vaughn  —  Star gets hero's welcome in Chicago return for premiere  —  No question about it, Illinois native Vince Vaughn's appeal is not only nationwide, but international — as proved by the eclectic group of fans on hand to greet the actor …

Details of the alleged David Copperfield rape, victim has DNA evidence  —  TMZ has documents from David Copperfield's act that include detailed, asanine instructions to his staff on how to pull women from the audience that he hand picked for his act backstage afterwards so they can be profiled.