Josh Hartnett gets himself a lady Umbrella-ella-ella  —  Colour us confused, but what's the situation with luscious-and-tall Josh Hartnett and his hot Umbrella Rhianna?  —  Mrs Umbrella has succumbed to the pink prodding of the gossip columns to admit that she was kissing that hotness …

Christina Applegate and Her Ex Smooch at L.A. Club  —  Christina Applegate and Johnathon Schaech's divorce was finalized in August, but the two apparently still have eyes for each other.  —  Applegate, 35, and Schaech, 38, ran into each other unexpectedly at L.A. hot spot Les Deux on Friday night …

LEGS FOR SALE  —  STELLA McCartney is fighting back against her evil ex-stepmonster, Heather Mills.  Last week, Mills told "Extra" that Stella - who never liked the one-legged "model" and once begged her father, Paul, not to marry her - did some "evil, evil things.  She scraped my face out of a photo."

Eye Poppin  —  Angelina Jolie's brother, James Haven, came out to support her yesterday at the premiere of "Beowulf."  —  I always under the impression that this dude was a big homo!  He brought a "date" to the premiere last night.  A date that wasn't a dude....or is it?  —  Damn, he's creepy.

Don't Get Too Comfortable  —  Lindsay Lohan's latest boy toy, Riley Giles, has taken to his MySpace yet again.  This time he's badmouthing White Oprah for asking Riley and Lindsay to appear on her reality show.  —  Riley wrote: … "OUR?"  Bitch is getting quite comfortable isn't he?

Gwyneth Shows Off Son Moses  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed her first great glimpse of her one-year-old son Moses, who closely resembles his pop, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.  —  After a flight from London, mom, 35, and son exited a terminal at NYC's JFK Airport Monday.

Britney's 'Blackout' at No. 1  —  Britney Spears' 'Blackout' At No. 1 |  Tom Cruise Rewards Scientology Honchos |  Police Roll Dice On Atlantic City |  Stoppard Learns To Rock And Roll |  Sightings  —  Britney Spears' 'Blackout' at No. 1  —  It's just a little bright light in Britney Spears' otherwise dim world.

pete doherty is a disappointing jackass  —  by agent bedhead in irina lazareanu, pete doherty  —  This news certainly made the tabloids crap themselves with glee, but speaking as someone who doesn't mind holding a different mindset than most tabloid journalists, this is awfully depressing.

Life's a smooth ride for 'Carpooler' Jerry O'Connell  —  LOS ANGELES — Jerry O'Connell has a nickname on the set of his ABC sitcom, Carpoolers.  —  "It's the big joke on my set.  Everyone on Carpoolers refers to me as 'Stamos,' " says the actor, 33, who first connected with audiences as a child in 1986's Stand By Me.

Violet Affleck Has Learned How to Sing "When You Wish Upon A Star"  —  Need more proof that Violet Affleck is perhaps Hollywood's most adorable celeb spawn?  —  Garner's former Alias costar Victor Garber told Usmagazine.com that Ben and Jen's little darling — who turns 2 next month …

Older woman casts a spell over love-struck Radcliffe  —  It is news set to be greeted by the sound of shattering teenage hearts everywhere.  —  For multimillionaire actor Daniel Radcliffe appears to be off the market for a girlfriend.  —  The Harry Potter star has been spending …

J.Lo: Baby Got Front  —  For once, the largest, roundest, protrusion on Jennifer Lopez's body isn't her ass!  —  Clad in a tent dress and looking mommalicious, the 38-year-old former Fly Girl revealed a glimpse of her growing wombmate at a Miami baseball game on Monday.

VAGINA PUPPETS ARE SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN THE REAL THING  —  Can someone call Miss Manners?  I'd like to know if vulva puppets are appropriate before 6pm.  —  Tyra's vagina show went down (ha!) yesterday, and it was as Tyra-ish as I expected.  NSFW, if you work in the kind of place that frowns upon vulva puppets.

Fans can't wait to sink 'Claus' into Vaughn  —  Star gets hero's welcome in Chicago return for premiere  —  No question about it, Illinois native Vince Vaughn's appeal is not only nationwide, but international — as proved by the eclectic group of fans on hand to greet the actor …

Hilary Duff Gives Lap Dances!  What's Next?  Upskirts?  —  She may look like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, but Hilary Duff's fans were left shocked after witnessing the star performing a lap dance at the weekend.  The pretty actress - who shot to fame in kids' TV show Lizzie maguire …

X17 XCLUSIVE: Brooke Burke Pregnant Again!  —  Brooke Burke typically tries to downplay news like this, but we just can't hold keep it a secret - we can XCLUSIVELY report that Brooke's the latest Hollywood beauty to find herself in a motherly way!  The child will be Burke's second with David Charvet …