Josh Hartnett gets himself a lady Umbrella-ella-ella  —  Colour us confused, but what's the situation with luscious-and-tall Josh Hartnett and his hot Umbrella Rhianna?  —  Mrs Umbrella has succumbed to the pink prodding of the gossip columns to admit that she was kissing that hotness …

Eye Poppin  —  Angelina Jolie's brother, James Haven, came out to support her yesterday at the premiere of "Beowulf."  —  I always under the impression that this dude was a big homo!  He brought a "date" to the premiere last night.  A date that wasn't a dude....or is it?  —  Damn, he's creepy.

LEGS FOR SALE  —  STELLA McCartney is fighting back against her evil ex-stepmonster, Heather Mills.  Last week, Mills told "Extra" that Stella - who never liked the one-legged "model" and once begged her father, Paul, not to marry her - did some "evil, evil things.  She scraped my face out of a photo."

Christina Applegate and Her Ex Smooch at L.A. Club  —  Christina Applegate and Johnathon Schaech's divorce was finalized in August, but the two apparently still have eyes for each other.  —  Applegate, 35, and Schaech, 38, ran into each other unexpectedly at L.A. hot spot Les Deux on Friday night …

Donny and Marie Osmond's Father Dies  —  Donny and Marie Osmond's father, George Osmond, died Tuesday morning at age 90.  —  Entertainment Tonight first reported the news, and said Donny Osmond, 49, was on the ET set Tuesday morning when he found out about his loss.

SexyBack To The Future  —  It's not very often that I get to start a blog post with absolutely, entirely and solely positive news about Britney Spears ... so I'll take what I can get, when I can get it.  Here are a few very lovely, dare I say, pretty sexy outtake photos of our dear Britney from her recent photoshoot for OK! magazine:

Violet Affleck Has Learned How to Sing "When You Wish Upon A Star"  —  Need more proof that Violet Affleck is perhaps Hollywood's most adorable celeb spawn?  —  Garner's former Alias costar Victor Garber told Usmagazine.com that Ben and Jen's little darling — who turns 2 next month …

Rebecca's Risky Business!  Actress Popped for DUI  —  TMZ has confirmed "Risky Business" star Rebecca De Mornay was arrested by Beverly Hills PD the night before Halloween.  —  Cops tell TMZ they pulled over the 48-year-old actress around 10:30 PM for an unknown traffic violation …

Gwyneth Shows Off Son Moses  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed her first great glimpse of her one-year-old son Moses, who closely resembles his pop, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.  —  After a flight from London, mom, 35, and son exited a terminal at NYC's JFK Airport Monday.

Don't Get Too Comfortable  —  Lindsay Lohan's latest boy toy, Riley Giles, has taken to his MySpace yet again.  This time he's badmouthing White Oprah for asking Riley and Lindsay to appear on her reality show.  —  Riley wrote: … "OUR?"  Bitch is getting quite comfortable isn't he?

X17 XCLUSIVE: Brooke Burke Pregnant Again!  —  Brooke Burke typically tries to downplay news like this, but we just can't hold keep it a secret - we can XCLUSIVELY report that Brooke's the latest Hollywood beauty to find herself in a motherly way!  The child will be Burke's second with David Charvet …

No Charges, No Problems for Diddy in NY Brawl  —  The coast is clear for Diddy in New York — he won't be charged by the Manhattan D.A. for allegedly brawling in a nightclub ... with his so-called friend.  —  In a statement to TMZ, Diddy's attorney Benjamin Brafman says …

Life's a smooth ride for 'Carpooler' Jerry O'Connell  —  LOS ANGELES — Jerry O'Connell has a nickname on the set of his ABC sitcom, Carpoolers.  —  "It's the big joke on my set.  Everyone on Carpoolers refers to me as 'Stamos,' " says the actor, 33, who first connected with audiences as a child in 1986's Stand By Me.

Britney's 'Blackout' at No. 1  —  Britney Spears' 'Blackout' At No. 1 |  Tom Cruise Rewards Scientology Honchos |  Police Roll Dice On Atlantic City |  Stoppard Learns To Rock And Roll |  Sightings  —  Britney Spears' 'Blackout' at No. 1  —  It's just a little bright light in Britney Spears' otherwise dim world.

J.Lo: Baby Got Front  —  For once, the largest, roundest, protrusion on Jennifer Lopez's body isn't her ass!  —  Clad in a tent dress and looking mommalicious, the 38-year-old former Fly Girl revealed a glimpse of her growing wombmate at a Miami baseball game on Monday.

Beauty contests in Japan, not charity work in Africa, for Paris Hilton  —  Paris Hilton's much ballyhooed trip to Rwanda for charity work has been postponed, but she is still managing to expand her horizons with world travel - by jetting off to Tokyo to judge a beauty contest.  —  "I love Tokyo," Hilton said.