Ellen Pompeo Quietly Weds in New York  —  Ellen Pompeo now officially has her own McDreamy: the Grey's Anatomy star and fiancé Chris Ivery married on Friday, her dad confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "I'm very happy for her," Joseph Pompeo, of Everett, Mass., said Wednesday.  "She just didn't want a big thing."

LANCE'S DAUGHTER SHOWS, TELLS OLSEN  —  Most little girls take Barbie dolls to show-and-tell.  But not Lance Armstrong's daughter.  Radar has learned that one of the part-eunuch biker's young daughters (he has twins) had the honor of taking a more realistic (though slightly less boobtastic) Barbie to her class for observation.

Report: Brangelina Go Island Shopping?  —  Reports are surfacing out of the Middle East that globe-hopping super-parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are purchasing an island off the coast of the small nation of Dubai.  —  According to the reports, Brangelina are buying a small man-made island …

Exclusive Pictures: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal's Romantic Getaway!  —  Fear not, Gyllenspoon fans: Reese and Jake are still hot and heavy.  —  Us Weekly reports that just ten days after Witherspoon, 31, and Gyllenhaal, 26, were spotted smooching on Halloween, the pair took their love on the road to Napa Valley, California.

Shar Jackson Lends Hand with K-Fed's Boys with Britney  —  Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline  —  Embroiled in an ongoing custody battle with ex-wife Britney Spears, Kevin Federline nevertheless is trying to see that all four of his offspring get along, thanks to a helping hand from former girlfriend Shar Jackson.

Now This Is A Sexy Man!  —  Screw Matt Damon!  This man should've been the Sexiest Man Alive of 2007!  People Magazine should've just put their logo and some copy lines on that picture above and called it a day!  Sexy....  Damn, he looks beat.  At first I thought my neighborhood weed man …

GLOVES-ON ALERT  —  EVEN professional hairstylists won't touch Brandon Davis' hair.  When "Greasy Bear" paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves.  "Even the shampoo person wore gloves," said a source.

DONDA WEST FUNERAL IN OKLAHOMA CITY  —  The funeral for Kanye West's mother, Donda West, will be held on Tuesday, Nov. 20 in Oklahoma City, OK.  —  A spokesperson for the Howard-Harris Funeral in Oklahoma City confirmed to CelebTV.com the services would be held at the funeral home.

Oops!  Brit Did It Again!  (Made Moms Feel Awesome, That Is)  —  Oops!  Britney Spears did it again!  She may have missed several of her 14 court-ordered drug tests!  And she may have walked out halfway through a national radio interview with Ryan Seacrest to hop in the shower!

Paris Hilton: Pole Dancing Attention Whore  —  I wonder if Paris Hilton has ever just sat back, and not tried to make herself the centre of attention.  Not jumped up on stage, not ran out in front of all the photographers, not turned on the night-vision on the handycam.

Katie Holmes, Carrie Underwood Top Us Weekly's 20 Best Makeovers List  —  Sometimes a star isn't just born, she's styled.  —  Us Weekly has compiled the 20 best celebrity makeovers, and sharing the cover are Katie Holmes for "Most Improved" and country star Carrie Underwood for "Sexiest New Style."

Heidi Montag, Bible Scholar  —  Heidi Montag reveals all of her personal aspirations and favorite reads in next month's Blender magazine, one of which — you guessed it! — is the Bible.  People says … And where she is is laying under Spencer Pratt by the pool on an MTV "reality" show.

Will Angelina lose Zahara?  —  Last year, Angelina Jolie proudly told CNN's Anderson Cooper about her adopted daughter, Zahara.  "She's from Ethiopia.  She's an AIDS orphan," Angelina said.  But Zahara's adoption papers, which an In Touch representative was shown on November 12 …

Jon's Next Job?  —  JON Bon Jovi could be planning one day to run for governor of New Jersey.  That's why he's keeping his house in Red Bank, even though he and his wife, Dorothea, and their four kids have moved to SoHo.  That's why he performs regularly at fund-raisers for Democrats like Al Gore and John Kerry.

Hospitalized Nancy Grace Doing 'Doggone Good,' Says Husband  —  CNN Headline News anchor Nancy Grace, who was hospitalized Sunday with complications after giving birth prematurely to twins on Nov. 4, is now out of danger and doing fine, her husband David Linch tells PEOPLE.

Halle Berry Devastated, Baby's Daddy Gabriel Aubry Plans Life In NYC  —  Pregnant actress Halle Berry is devastated after learning boyfriend Gabriel Aubry plans to remain in New York following the birth of their first child next year (08).  —  The Oscar-winner, who is five months pregnant …

This Is Not A Joke!  —  The Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced on Wednesday that Rumer Willis will be Miss Golden Globe 2008.  —  Suck on that!  —  Yes, our favorite vegetable-headed wannabe will be the trophy girl at this year's Golden Globes, airing January 13th on NBC.