The kindest cut of all  —  Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis shaved off his famed goatee at the Cask 'n Flagon yesterday, collecting $5,000 from Gillette for his Hits for Kids charity.  Stylists from Newbury Street's Salon Marc Harris also helped out, doling out free shaves to anyone who donated to the organization.

Exclusive Pictures: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal's Romantic Getaway!  —  Fear not, Gyllenspoon fans: Reese and Jake are still hot and heavy.  —  Us Weekly reports that just ten days after Witherspoon, 31, and Gyllenhaal, 26, were spotted smooching on Halloween, the pair took their love on the road to Napa Valley, California.

GLOVES-ON ALERT  —  EVEN professional hairstylists won't touch Brandon Davis' hair.  When "Greasy Bear" paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves.  "Even the shampoo person wore gloves," said a source.

Bring A Troll To School Day  —  I'm just going to get right to it.  Radar reports that one of Lance Armstrong's 6-year-old twin daughters brought Ashley Olsen to "show and tell."  Yes, the little girl showed off daddy's new girlfriend at her Texas school.  A source said that "celebrities do this all time"

Oops!  Brit Did It Again!  (Made Moms Feel Awesome, That Is)  —  Oops!  Britney Spears did it again!  She may have missed several of her 14 court-ordered drug tests!  And she may have walked out halfway through a national radio interview with Ryan Seacrest to hop in the shower!

Zac Efron Was Robbed!  —  Hell no!!  Ryan Reynolds.........Yummy.  —  #2 - em says - reply to this  —  FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nb sp; HAHAHAHA  —  #3 - skyz says - reply to this  —  i don't think so  —  #4 - Catherine says - reply to this  —  Hell Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shar Jackson Lends Hand with K-Fed's Boys with Britney  —  Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline  —  Embroiled in an ongoing custody battle with ex-wife Britney Spears, Kevin Federline nevertheless is trying to see that all four of his offspring get along, thanks to a helping hand from former girlfriend Shar Jackson.

Paris Hilton: Pole Dancing Attention Whore  —  I wonder if Paris Hilton has ever just sat back, and not tried to make herself the centre of attention.  Not jumped up on stage, not ran out in front of all the photographers, not turned on the night-vision on the handycam.

Britney Spears to Face Judge Over Running Red Light  —  Kevin Federline is once again dragging Britney Spears back into court for an emergency custody hearing, Usmagazine.com has learned.  The session will take place on Friday in L.A. Superior Court.  —  Spears attorney Anne Kiley confirms …

Save the date for Nicole Richie's baby shower!  —  Okay, everyone go check your inboxes: save-the-date cards to Nicole Richie's star-studded baby shower have just gone out.  According to the invite, the event will take place at 12:30 p.m. on Sunday, November 18, and is being planned by Mindy Weiss, wedding planner to the stars.

JON'S NEXT JOB?  —  JON Bon Jovi could be planning one day to run for governor of New Jersey.  That's why he's keeping his house in Red Bank, even though he and his wife, Dorothea, and their four kids have moved to SoHo.  That's why he performs regularly at fund-raisers for Democrats like Al Gore and John Kerry.

Don't Believe the Island Hype!  —  Did Brad and Angelina purchase their very own private Ethiopia?  No way!  —  Something called Emirates Today Online reported that the couple was purchasing a man-made island in the shape of the African country that is in "The World" development just off the coast of Dubai.

Dr. Adams' Ex Wife Claims Brutality  —  Dr. Jan Adams physically assaulted his ex-wife, according to court documents obtained by TMZ.  —  TMZ has obtained a restraining order filed by Susie Field, former wife of music mogul turned movie producer Ted Field.

Halle Berry Devastated, Baby's Daddy Gabriel Aubry Plans Life In NYC  —  Pregnant actress Halle Berry is devastated after learning boyfriend Gabriel Aubry plans to remain in New York following the birth of their first child next year (08).  —  The Oscar-winner, who is five months pregnant …