The kindest cut of all  —  Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis shaved off his famed goatee at the Cask 'n Flagon yesterday, collecting $5,000 from Gillette for his Hits for Kids charity.  Stylists from Newbury Street's Salon Marc Harris also helped out, doling out free shaves to anyone who donated to the organization.

Exclusive Pictures: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal's Romantic Getaway!  —  Fear not, Gyllenspoon fans: Reese and Jake are still hot and heavy.  —  Us Weekly reports that just ten days after Witherspoon, 31, and Gyllenhaal, 26, were spotted smooching on Halloween, the pair took their love on the road to Napa Valley, California.

LANCE'S DAUGHTER SHOWS, TELLS OLSEN  —  Most little girls take Barbie dolls to show-and-tell.  But not Lance Armstrong's daughter.  Radar has learned that one of the part-eunuch biker's young daughters (he has twins) had the honor of taking a more realistic (though slightly less boobtastic) Barbie to her class for observation.

Don't Believe the Island Hype!  —  Did Brad and Angelina purchase their very own private Ethiopia?  No way!  —  Something called Emirates Today Online reported that the couple was purchasing a man-made island in the shape of the African country that is in "The World" development just off the coast of Dubai.

GLOVES-ON ALERT  —  EVEN professional hairstylists won't touch Brandon Davis' hair.  When "Greasy Bear" paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves.  "Even the shampoo person wore gloves," said a source.

Oops!  Brit Did It Again!  (Made Moms Feel Awesome, That Is)  —  Oops!  Britney Spears did it again!  She may have missed several of her 14 court-ordered drug tests!  And she may have walked out halfway through a national radio interview with Ryan Seacrest to hop in the shower!

Zac Efron Was Robbed!  —  Hell no!!  Ryan Reynolds.........Yummy.  —  #2 - em says - reply to this  —  FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nb sp; HAHAHAHA  —  #3 - skyz says - reply to this  —  i don't think so  —  #4 - Catherine says - reply to this  —  Hell Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie Holmes, Carrie Underwood Top Us Weekly's 20 Best Makeovers List  —  Sometimes a star isn't just born, she's styled.  —  Us Weekly has compiled the 20 best celebrity makeovers, and sharing the cover are Katie Holmes for "Most Improved" and country star Carrie Underwood for "Sexiest New Style."

Paris Hilton: Pole Dancing Attention Whore  —  I wonder if Paris Hilton has ever just sat back, and not tried to make herself the centre of attention.  Not jumped up on stage, not ran out in front of all the photographers, not turned on the night-vision on the handycam.

Shar Jackson Lends Hand with K-Fed's Boys with Britney  —  Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline  —  Embroiled in an ongoing custody battle with ex-wife Britney Spears, Kevin Federline nevertheless is trying to see that all four of his offspring get along, thanks to a helping hand from former girlfriend Shar Jackson.

Heidi Montag, Bible Scholar  —  Heidi Montag reveals all of her personal aspirations and favorite reads in next month's Blender magazine, one of which — you guessed it! — is the Bible.  People says … And where she is is laying under Spencer Pratt by the pool on an MTV "reality" show.

Halle Berry Devastated, Baby's Daddy Gabriel Aubry Plans Life In NYC  —  Pregnant actress Halle Berry is devastated after learning boyfriend Gabriel Aubry plans to remain in New York following the birth of their first child next year (08).  —  The Oscar-winner, who is five months pregnant …

Rod Stewart & Tommy Lee — Motley Crew!  —  Rod Stewart, 62, hung out with hung Hollywood bad boy Tommy Lee last night — and Rod's kids too.  —  The Stewart clan had dinner at Il Sole last night, where Kimmy brought friend Tommy to dine with the fam.  The party then moved on to Hyde, where Rod partied with his kiddos until 1:00 AM.

KELLY RIPA'S OUTIE GOES UN-AIRBRUSHED!  —  good evening!  oh my goodness - i had zero clue there was some previous kelly ripa belly button drama (yes - there are more important pressing issues...) she was on the cover of shape magazine a few months ago and the publication decided to turn …