CANDY SPELLING  —  Three Feet Closer To Tragedy  —  I must admit I've done plenty of head shaking about Britney Spears and her antics.  —  "Spears could feel agony of 3 feet" — the story about possible consequences of Brit's driving over the feet of three people recently …

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Arrested in Dublin Airport  —  Heartthrob Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested Sunday afternoon at the Dublin, Ireland, airport, facing charges of public drunkenness and breach of the peace as he tried to get on a plane to England.  —  Rhys Meyers, 30, was refused permission …

PARIS Hilton has been trying to get herself a squeaky clean image ever since she left jail.  —  And it seems she's finally managed it with this new sex tape, filmed while she takes a bath.  —  In the video Paris is seen completely naked in the water, surrounded by bubbles.

Underwood, Daughtry Rule at American Music Awards  —  Carrie Underwood at the AMAs  —  Simon Cowell may not have been in the crowd at L.A.'s Nokia theater Sunday night, but the American Idol vibe was alive and well at the 35th Annual American Music Awards.

EVA TAKES OVER  —  EVA Longoria turned the Chateau Marmont into her own private party the other night, to the chagrin of hotel staffers.  Longoria arrived at the Hollywood hotspot and tried to join a crowd that included Shakira, Ken Paves and Victoria Beckham.

Usher is converting to Scientology  —  If you thought Usher couldn't get any more douchy after threatening to sue one of his biggest fansites for reprinting negative articles about his pregnant tranny wife that originated somewhere else - you were wrong.  Usher is said to be converting to Tom Cruise's cult, Scientology.

Live on Stage in Chelsea, It's Saturday Night!  —  Thirty minutes before showtime just about all the cast members of "Saturday Night Live" were gathered in a green room, going over their bits.  "Fred, remember on the cold open, you wait for Darrell," Seth Meyers, one of the show's head writers, instructed Fred Armisen.

Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months  —  Jacko Lived With N.J. Family for Three Months |  Jessica Alba Needs a Break |  Stevie Wonder's 'Magical' All-Star Rave-Up |  Mailer's Farewell; Say Goodnight, Ronnie  —  Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months

Vegan Heather Mills' latest bizarre outburst: 'Why don't we drink rats' milk?'  —  Heather Mills launched another extraordinary tirade in public today, urging people to drink rat's milk to save the planet.  —  During the rant at Speakers' Corner in Hyde Park, the former model said eating meat …

Nicole Richie Has Wizard of Oz-Themed Baby Shower  —  Nicole Richie celebrated her pregnancy with a Wizard of Oz-themed baby shower at the Beverly Hills Hotel Sunday.  It was hosted by her mother, Brenda, her sister, Sophia, and her long time pals, Paris Hilton and Masha Gordon.

Charles IS In Charge  —  Chachi's a daddy!  Life & Style reports that Scott Baio's girlfriend, Renee Sloan, gave birth to their kid on November 2nd.  The baby girl weighed in at 5 pounds, 10 ounces.  —  A source close to the couple said, "Scott's over the moon — he's changing diapers and getting up at night to help with feedings."

Britney Spears — Danger at Every Turn  —  Another night, another dangerous traffic maneuver for Britney Spears.  —  Hours after being forbidden to drive with her kids, the popwreck was back behind the wheel Friday, showing off her complete disregard for safety.  Dangerous curves!

Julia Roberts Doesn't Care About The Handicapped  —  Hey c**t!  Turn around!  Last time I checked you weren't handicapped.  Well, maybe artistically handicapped.  —  Here's Julia Roberts and her husband, Danny Moder, taking up a blue space while shopping in Malibu.

I Don't Wanna Know About You!  —  WHY?!!!!!  Beyonce joined Sugarland onstage at the AMAs last night for a country version of her song "Irreplaceable."  My ear drums are irreplaceable Beyonce and you don't seem to care!  —  It was truly horrendous.  It was like a bad "Saturday Night Live" skit starring Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph.

(Most of) The Ladies Go Short N' Sweet at the AMAs  —  The ladies mixed it up on the red carpet at the American Music Awards last night, but most opted to show off their stems.  Never one to blend in with the crowd, Beyonce decided to go with the mermaid look that was a favorite back at the Emmys.

Snorty, snorty, Sophie!  —  Celeb star Sophie Anderton is £10k hooker and coke dealer  —  FORMER I'm A Celebrity star Sophie Anderton is a sordid DRUG-PUSHING HOOKER who charges £10,000 a night for her services.  —  Watch Sophie Anderton snorting drugs and stripping for sex