CANDY SPELLING  —  Three Feet Closer To Tragedy  —  I must admit I've done plenty of head shaking about Britney Spears and her antics.  —  "Spears could feel agony of 3 feet" — the story about possible consequences of Brit's driving over the feet of three people recently …

Louis Vuitton Sues Britney Spears, Claiming She Damaged Its Image  —  Louis Vuitton to Britney Spears: Do not use our logo!  —  The French luxury company won a court injunction in Paris to keep the pop star's 2005 "Do Something" video — in which Spears, 25, drives a pink Hummer with a counterfeit Vuitton …

PARIS Hilton has been trying to get herself a squeaky clean image ever since she left jail.  —  And it seems she's finally managed it with this new sex tape, filmed while she takes a bath.  —  In the video Paris is seen completely naked in the water, surrounded by bubbles.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Arrested in Dublin Airport  —  Heartthrob Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested Sunday afternoon at the Dublin, Ireland, airport, facing charges of public drunkenness and breach of the peace as he tried to get on a plane to England.  —  Rhys Meyers, 30, was refused permission …

Whoops!  —  So, this weekend we did a story on Vanessa Hudgens spotted in Hollywood with a guy that wasn't her boyfriend Zac Efron... and the mystery man has been ID'd!  He's Jared Murillo, who's dating Vanessa's friend - and High School Musical co-star - Ashley Tisdale!

Underwood, Daughtry Rule at American Music Awards  —  Carrie Underwood at the AMAs  —  Simon Cowell may not have been in the crowd at L.A.'s Nokia theater Sunday night, but the American Idol vibe was alive and well at the 35th Annual American Music Awards.

Kanye West breaks down in concert  —  I feel so badly for Kanye West.  His mother, Donda West, passed away last week after suffering complications from a breast reduction and tummy tuck.  Kanye canceled all of his public appearances for about a week, but for some reason chose to perform …

EVA TAKES OVER  —  EVA Longoria turned the Chateau Marmont into her own private party the other night, to the chagrin of hotel staffers.  Longoria arrived at the Hollywood hotspot and tried to join a crowd that included Shakira, Ken Paves and Victoria Beckham.

Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months  —  Jacko Lived With N.J. Family for Three Months |  Jessica Alba Needs a Break |  Stevie Wonder's 'Magical' All-Star Rave-Up |  Mailer's Farewell; Say Goodnight, Ronnie  —  Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months

Usher is converting to Scientology  —  If you thought Usher couldn't get any more douchy after threatening to sue one of his biggest fansites for reprinting negative articles about his pregnant tranny wife that originated somewhere else - you were wrong.  Usher is said to be converting to Tom Cruise's cult, Scientology.

Live on Stage in Chelsea, It's Saturday Night!  —  Thirty minutes before showtime just about all the cast members of "Saturday Night Live" were gathered in a green room, going over their bits.  "Fred, remember on the cold open, you wait for Darrell," Seth Meyers, one of the show's head writers, instructed Fred Armisen.

Charles IS In Charge  —  Chachi's a daddy!  Life & Style reports that Scott Baio's girlfriend, Renee Sloan, gave birth to their kid on November 2nd.  The baby girl weighed in at 5 pounds, 10 ounces.  —  A source close to the couple said, "Scott's over the moon — he's changing diapers and getting up at night to help with feedings."

The New Cloverfield Trailer  —  Here be monsters!  —  It's been a long time coming, but we now bring you the second trailer for Cloverfield, the none more top secret monster movie, directed by Matt Reeves and produced by JJ Abrams.  —  Was the wait worth it?  We think so.

Snorty, snorty, Sophie!  —  Celeb star Sophie Anderton is £10k hooker and coke dealer  —  FORMER I'm A Celebrity star Sophie Anderton is a sordid DRUG-PUSHING HOOKER who charges £10,000 a night for her services.  —  Watch Sophie Anderton snorting drugs and stripping for sex

George Clooney Donates $25,000 to Striking Writers  —  Ka-ching!  —  George Clooney has opened his wallet, donating $25,000 to writers hurting from the recent strike.  —  The actor, 46, gave the money to the New York-based Actors Fund, which provides emergency relief for workers in the entertainment industry.

I Don't Wanna Know About You!  —  WHY?!!!!!  Beyonce joined Sugarland onstage at the AMAs last night for a country version of her song "Irreplaceable."  My ear drums are irreplaceable Beyonce and you don't seem to care!  —  It was truly horrendous.  It was like a bad "Saturday Night Live" skit starring Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph.