Louis Vuitton Sues Britney Spears, Claiming She Damaged Its Image  —  Louis Vuitton to Britney Spears: Do not use our logo!  —  The French luxury company won a court injunction in Paris to keep the pop star's 2005 "Do Something" video — in which Spears, 25, drives a pink Hummer with a counterfeit Vuitton …

Britney Hires Private Dicks to Track K-Fed  —  Britney Spears is on the offensive in her ongoing battle with Fed-Ex.  We're told the popwreck wants to prove she's not the only one who screws up.  —  Sources tell TMZ Brit has hired a P.I. company to dig up dirt on her ex.

`Celebrity Apprentice' stars announced  —  NEW YORK - At a locked-down news conference in Manhattan last month, the cast for "Celebrity Apprentice" was introduced to members of the press.  Everyone was sworn to secrecy.  —  Now the secret can be told, says NBC, which made public Monday the names of the cast members.

Snorty, snorty, Sophie!  —  Celeb star Sophie Anderton is £10k hooker and coke dealer  —  FORMER I'm A Celebrity star Sophie Anderton is a sordid DRUG-PUSHING HOOKER who charges £10,000 a night for her services.  —  Watch Sophie Anderton snorting drugs and stripping for sex

Britney Spears' Secrets: Sex at 14, Her Grandma Committed Suicide at 31  —  Britney Spears made a name for herself as a happy, wholesome pop star who was saving herself for marriage.  —  But lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, tells Us Weekly in its new cover story that the …

Hypocrite Julia Roberts parks in a handicapped spot and drives an SUV  —  Julia Roberts says she's trying to save the environment and decrease her family's impact in the world through sustainable living, but she drives an SUV.  Her car is said to be a Mercedes and they don't make Mercedes SUV hybrids yet from what I could find.

`Mr. Whipple' TV actor Dick Wilson dies  —  LOS ANGELES - Dick Wilson, the actor and pitchman who played the uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday.  He was 91.  —  The man famous as TV's "Mr. Whipple" died of natural causes at the Motion Picture …

She Lied To Us!!!  —  What a twat!!!  —  For years Britney put on a dog and pony show, proclaiming publicly to stay a "virgin until marriage."  We all learned later that wasn't to be the case.  —  Unfitney and Justin Timberlake did the nast nast, and then the Cry Me A River singer dumped …

Paparazzi chase 'scared' Kidman  —  Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman has testified she was "really scared" when a photographer pursued her in a car chase two years ago in Australia.  —  Kidman, 40, appeared in New South Wales Supreme Court where photographer Jamie Fawcett is suing Sydney's Sun-Herald newspaper for defamation.

Jessica Alba Can't Look Fabulous All The Time  —  Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were seen in Toronto, Canada while Jessica was on a break from shooting her lastest film, The Love Guru.  Looks like this pic was taken early in the morning and I'd say Jess is not a morning person!

Kids to Brit and K-Fed: Gimme More — Turkey  —  TMZ has learned Sean Preston and Jayden James will have turkey coming out of their ears this week.  —  We're told Britney will celebrate Thanksgiving with the kids on Wednesday, and K-Fed will repeat the honors on Thursday.

"Hayden Panettiere's Panties" Try Saying That 10 Times Fast  —  Oh the perils of exiting a vehicle in a short skirt.  It's the Kryptonite of every young starlet, and you can call me Lex Luthor.  Here, Hayden Panettiere's panties pop out to say hello as she exists an SUV, and of course, the moment has been immortalized for posterity.

Sins Of The Brother?  —  Once again, Britney Spears' brother may have gotten into trouble - but this time, he might have dragged his little sister right into the middle!  Life & Style is reporting that the Spears family is currently under the threat of a lawsuit by a real-estate broker …

Gwen and Gavin Take Their Aspiring Athlete to the Park  —  Kingston Rossdale has been all over the world with his famous mom and dad, but this weekend the family decided to have a typical day at an LA park.  Gwen was on stroller duty while Gavin took the opportunity to show his son the ropes of playing catch.

Kim Cattrall gets $6 mil for SATC movie, Davis and Nixon each get $2 mil  —  Kim Cattrall sure wasn't kidding when she said that she was just doing the Sex and The City movie for the money.  Not only is she being paid the hefty fee of $6 million to do the film - her salary is three times …

Ali Lohan's Nose Job  —  Lindsay Lohan's little 13 year-old sister, Ali, had everyone buzzing with how grown up she's looking in the promo shots for her mother's new reality show on E! US Weekly notes that she looks nothing like her freckled older sister did at that age.

Rhys Meyers Arrested at Dublin Airport  —  DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) — Jonathan Rhys Meyers, star of the Henry VIII soap opera "The Tudors," has been charged with public drunkenness and breach of the peace at Dublin Airport, police said Monday.  —  Rhys Meyers, 30, was arrested Sunday …

Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months  —  Jacko Lived With N.J. Family for Three Months |  Jessica Alba Needs a Break |  Stevie Wonder's 'Magical' All-Star Rave-Up |  Mailer's Farewell; Say Goodnight, Ronnie  —  Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months

CANDY SPELLING  —  Three Feet Closer To Tragedy  —  I must admit I've done plenty of head shaking about Britney Spears and her antics.  —  "Spears could feel agony of 3 feet" — the story about possible consequences of Brit's driving over the feet of three people recently …