CANDY SPELLING  —  Three Feet Closer To Tragedy  —  I must admit I've done plenty of head shaking about Britney Spears and her antics.  —  "Spears could feel agony of 3 feet" — the story about possible consequences of Brit's driving over the feet of three people recently …

Louis Vuitton Sues Britney Spears, Claiming She Damaged Its Image  —  Louis Vuitton to Britney Spears: Do not use our logo!  —  The French luxury company won a court injunction in Paris to keep the pop star's 2005 "Do Something" video — in which Spears, 25, drives a pink Hummer with a counterfeit Vuitton …

PARIS Hilton has been trying to get herself a squeaky clean image ever since she left jail.  —  And it seems she's finally managed it with this new sex tape, filmed while she takes a bath.  —  In the video Paris is seen completely naked in the water, surrounded by bubbles.

Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months  —  Jacko Lived With N.J. Family for Three Months |  Jessica Alba Needs a Break |  Stevie Wonder's 'Magical' All-Star Rave-Up |  Mailer's Farewell; Say Goodnight, Ronnie  —  Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Arrested in Dublin Airport  —  Heartthrob Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested Sunday afternoon at the Dublin, Ireland, airport, facing charges of public drunkenness and breach of the peace as he tried to get on a plane to England.  —  Rhys Meyers, 30, was refused permission …

Nicole Kidman Takes the Stand  —  Nicole Kidman headed into a Sydney court today to testify in a photographer's lawsuit against the Sun-Herald newspaper.  Back in 2005 the paper wrote about the paparazzo, Jamie Fawcett, saying that he was "wreaking havoc" on Nicole's life and now Fawcett is suing.

Hypocrite Julia Roberts parks in a handicapped spot and drives an SUV  —  Julia Roberts says she's trying to save the environment and decrease her family's impact in the world through sustainable living, but she drives an SUV.  Her car is said to be a Mercedes and they don't make Mercedes SUV hybrids yet from what I could find.

Usher is converting to Scientology  —  If you thought Usher couldn't get any more douchy after threatening to sue one of his biggest fansites for reprinting negative articles about his pregnant tranny wife that originated somewhere else - you were wrong.  Usher is said to be converting to Tom Cruise's cult, Scientology.

`Mr. Whipple' TV actor Dick Wilson dies  —  LOS ANGELES - Dick Wilson, the actor and pitchman who played the uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday.  He was 91.  —  The man famous as TV's "Mr. Whipple" died of natural causes at the Motion Picture …

Snorty, snorty, Sophie!  —  Celeb star Sophie Anderton is £10k hooker and coke dealer  —  FORMER I'm A Celebrity star Sophie Anderton is a sordid DRUG-PUSHING HOOKER who charges £10,000 a night for her services.  —  Watch Sophie Anderton snorting drugs and stripping for sex

Whoops!  —  So, this weekend we did a story on Vanessa Hudgens spotted in Hollywood with a guy that wasn't her boyfriend Zac Efron... and the mystery man has been ID'd!  He's Jared Murillo, who's dating Vanessa's friend - and High School Musical co-star - Ashley Tisdale!

Vick surrenders to begin serving sentence before Dec. 10 … Michael Vick made arrangements Monday with the U.S. Marshall Service to voluntarily self-surrender to begin serving his sentence before his sentencing hearing on Dec. 10, sources told ESPN.  —  Vick began serving his sentence Monday …

EVA TAKES OVER  —  EVA Longoria turned the Chateau Marmont into her own private party the other night, to the chagrin of hotel staffers.  Longoria arrived at the Hollywood hotspot and tried to join a crowd that included Shakira, Ken Paves and Victoria Beckham.

Strike or No Strike, for a Select Few, Saturday Night Was Live  —  Thirty minutes before showtime just about all the cast members of "Saturday Night Live" were gathered in a green room, going over their bits.  "Fred, remember on the cold open, you wait for Darrell," Seth Meyers, one of the show's head writers, instructed Fred Armisen.

Charles IS In Charge  —  Chachi's a daddy!  Life & Style reports that Scott Baio's girlfriend, Renee Sloan, gave birth to their kid on November 2nd.  The baby girl weighed in at 5 pounds, 10 ounces.  —  A source close to the couple said, "Scott's over the moon — he's changing diapers and getting up at night to help with feedings."

Wino VS The United Nations  —  Get Angelina Jolie on the case!  The United Nations is pissed at Amy Winehouse for glamorizing the drug trade.  NME reports that Antonio Maria Costa of the Drugs and Crime office of the UN said that the cocaine trade in going to ruin parts of Africa and Wino isn't helping matters.

Underwood, Daughtry Rule at American Music Awards  —  Carrie Underwood at the AMAs  —  Simon Cowell may not have been in the crowd at L.A.'s Nokia theater Sunday night, but the American Idol vibe was alive and well at the 35th Annual American Music Awards.

I Don't Wanna Know About You!  —  WHY?!!!!!  Beyonce joined Sugarland onstage at the AMAs last night for a country version of her song "Irreplaceable."  My ear drums are irreplaceable Beyonce and you don't seem to care!  —  It was truly horrendous.  It was like a bad "Saturday Night Live" skit starring Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph.