Louis Vuitton Sues Britney Spears, Claiming She Damaged Its Image  —  Louis Vuitton to Britney Spears: Do not use our logo!  —  The French luxury company won a court injunction in Paris to keep the pop star's 2005 "Do Something" video — in which Spears, 25, drives a pink Hummer with a counterfeit Vuitton …

Britney Hires Private Dicks to Track K-Fed  —  Britney Spears is on the offensive in her ongoing battle with Fed-Ex.  We're told the popwreck wants to prove she's not the only one who screws up.  —  Sources tell TMZ Brit has hired a P.I. company to dig up dirt on her ex.

Snorty, snorty, Sophie!  —  Celeb star Sophie Anderton is £10k hooker and coke dealer  —  FORMER I'm A Celebrity star Sophie Anderton is a sordid DRUG-PUSHING HOOKER who charges £10,000 a night for her services.  —  Watch Sophie Anderton snorting drugs and stripping for sex

`Mr. Whipple' TV actor Dick Wilson dies  —  LOS ANGELES - Dick Wilson, the actor and pitchman who played the uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday.  He was 91.  —  The man famous as TV's "Mr. Whipple" died of natural causes at the Motion Picture …

CANDY SPELLING  —  Three Feet Closer To Tragedy  —  I must admit I've done plenty of head shaking about Britney Spears and her antics.  —  "Spears could feel agony of 3 feet" — the story about possible consequences of Brit's driving over the feet of three people recently …

Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months  —  Jacko Lived With N.J. Family for Three Months |  Jessica Alba Needs a Break |  Stevie Wonder's 'Magical' All-Star Rave-Up |  Mailer's Farewell; Say Goodnight, Ronnie  —  Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months

'Tudors' star Jonathan Rhys Meyers arrested  —  DUBLIN — Irish actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers, star of the Henry VIII soap opera The Tudors, has been charged with public drunkenness and breach of the peace at Dublin Airport, police said Monday.  —  Rhys Meyers, 30, was arrested Sunday …

Paris Hilton Bathtub Sex Tape; New Paris Hilton Sex Tape Bathtub  —  A new sex tape featuring the eternal human cumbasket Paris Hilton in a raunchy bathtub romp has been released by Parisexposed.com.  In the follow-up to One Night In Paris, the heiress is filmed taking a bath.

Hypocrite Julia Roberts parks in a handicapped spot and drives an SUV  —  Julia Roberts says she's trying to save the environment and decrease her family's impact in the world through sustainable living, but she drives an SUV.  Her car is said to be a Mercedes and they don't make Mercedes SUV hybrids yet from what I could find.

Kim Cattrall gets $6 mil for SATC movie, Davis and Nixon each get $2 mil  —  Kim Cattrall sure wasn't kidding when she said that she was just doing the Sex and The City movie for the money.  Not only is she being paid the hefty fee of $6 million to do the film - her salary is three times …

Usher is converting to Scientology  —  If you thought Usher couldn't get any more douchy after threatening to sue one of his biggest fansites for reprinting negative articles about his pregnant tranny wife that originated somewhere else - you were wrong.  Usher is said to be converting to Tom Cruise's cult, Scientology.

`Celebrity Apprentice' stars announced  —  NEW YORK - At a locked-down news conference in Manhattan last month, the cast for "Celebrity Apprentice" was introduced to members of the press.  Everyone was sworn to secrecy.  —  Now the secret can be told, says NBC, which made public Monday the names of the cast members.

Gwen and Gavin Take Their Aspiring Athlete to the Park  —  Kingston Rossdale has been all over the world with his famous mom and dad, but this weekend the family decided to have a typical day at an LA park.  Gwen was on stroller duty while Gavin took the opportunity to show his son the ropes of playing catch.

Ali Lohan's Nose Job  —  Lindsay Lohan's little 13 year-old sister, Ali, had everyone buzzing with how grown up she's looking in the promo shots for her mother's new reality show on E! US Weekly notes that she looks nothing like her freckled older sister did at that age.

Vick surrenders to begin serving sentence before Dec. 10 … Michael Vick made arrangements Monday with the U.S. Marshall Service to voluntarily self-surrender to begin serving his sentence before his sentencing hearing on Dec. 10, sources told ESPN.  —  Vick began serving his sentence Monday …

Britney Spears Confirms She Will Celebrate Thansgiving With Miley Cyrus  —  Britney Spears confirmed to a reporter yesterday at an outing to Petco that she would be attending Thanksgiving dinner at Miley Cyrus' house.  I'm sure the Cyrus house is all abuzz with anticipation that their home …

Whoops!  —  So, this weekend we did a story on Vanessa Hudgens spotted in Hollywood with a guy that wasn't her boyfriend Zac Efron... and the mystery man has been ID'd!  He's Jared Murillo, who's dating Vanessa's friend - and High School Musical co-star - Ashley Tisdale!

EVA TAKES OVER  —  EVA Longoria turned the Chateau Marmont into her own private party the other night, to the chagrin of hotel staffers.  Longoria arrived at the Hollywood hotspot and tried to join a crowd that included Shakira, Ken Paves and Victoria Beckham.