Louis Vuitton Sues Britney Spears, Claiming She Damaged Its Image  —  Louis Vuitton to Britney Spears: Do not use our logo!  —  The French luxury company won a court injunction in Paris to keep the pop star's 2005 "Do Something" video — in which Spears, 25, drives a pink Hummer with a counterfeit Vuitton …

Britney Hires Private Dicks to Track K-Fed  —  Britney Spears is on the offensive in her ongoing battle with Fed-Ex.  We're told the popwreck wants to prove she's not the only one who screws up.  —  Sources tell TMZ Brit has hired a P.I. company to dig up dirt on her ex.

Snorty, snorty, Sophie!  —  Celeb star Sophie Anderton is £10k hooker and coke dealer  —  FORMER I'm A Celebrity star Sophie Anderton is a sordid DRUG-PUSHING HOOKER who charges £10,000 a night for her services.  —  Watch Sophie Anderton snorting drugs and stripping for sex

`Celebrity Apprentice' stars announced  —  NEW YORK - At a locked-down news conference in Manhattan last month, the cast for "Celebrity Apprentice" was introduced to members of the press.  Everyone was sworn to secrecy.  —  Now the secret can be told, says NBC, which made public Monday the names of the cast members.

Britney Spears' Secrets: Sex at 14, Her Grandma Committed Suicide at 31  —  Britney Spears made a name for herself as a happy, wholesome pop star who was saving herself for marriage.  —  But lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, tells Us Weekly in its new cover story that the …

`Mr. Whipple' TV actor Dick Wilson dies  —  LOS ANGELES - Dick Wilson, the actor and pitchman who played the uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday.  He was 91.  —  The man famous as TV's "Mr. Whipple" died of natural causes at the Motion Picture …

Hypocrite Julia Roberts parks in a handicapped spot and drives an SUV  —  Julia Roberts says she's trying to save the environment and decrease her family's impact in the world through sustainable living, but she drives an SUV.  Her car is said to be a Mercedes and they don't make Mercedes SUV hybrids yet from what I could find.

Kidman in tears after paparazzi chase  —  Nicole Kidman has revealed that she was "really scared" and left in tears after a photographer chased her in a car two years ago in Australia.  —  The actress was testifying at the New South Wales Supreme Court against a photographer after she was subpoenaed to give evidence against him.

Kids to Brit and K-Fed: Gimme More — Turkey  —  TMZ has learned Sean Preston and Jayden James will have turkey coming out of their ears this week.  —  We're told Britney will celebrate Thanksgiving with the kids on Wednesday, and K-Fed will repeat the honors on Thursday.

Paris Hilton Bathtub Sex Tape; New Paris Hilton Sex Tape Bathtub  —  A new sex tape featuring the eternal human cumbasket Paris Hilton in a raunchy bathtub romp has been released by Parisexposed.com.  In the follow-up to One Night In Paris, the heiress is filmed taking a bath.

Rhys Meyers Arrested at Dublin Airport  —  DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) — Jonathan Rhys Meyers, star of the Henry VIII soap opera "The Tudors," has been charged with public drunkenness and breach of the peace at Dublin Airport, police said Monday.  —  Rhys Meyers, 30, was arrested Sunday …

She Lied To Us!!!  —  What a twat!!!  —  For years Britney put on a dog and pony show, proclaiming publicly to stay a "virgin until marriage."  We all learned later that wasn't to be the case.  —  Unfitney and Justin Timberlake did the nast nast, and then the Cry Me A River singer dumped …

Gwen and Gavin Take Their Aspiring Athlete to the Park  —  Kingston Rossdale has been all over the world with his famous mom and dad, but this weekend the family decided to have a typical day at an LA park.  Gwen was on stroller duty while Gavin took the opportunity to show his son the ropes of playing catch.

Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months  —  Jacko Lived With N.J. Family for Three Months |  Jessica Alba Needs a Break |  Stevie Wonder's 'Magical' All-Star Rave-Up |  Mailer's Farewell; Say Goodnight, Ronnie  —  Jacko Lived With New Jersey Family for Three Months

Kim Cattrall gets $6 mil for SATC movie, Davis and Nixon each get $2 mil  —  Kim Cattrall sure wasn't kidding when she said that she was just doing the Sex and The City movie for the money.  Not only is she being paid the hefty fee of $6 million to do the film - her salary is three times …

CANDY SPELLING  —  Three Feet Closer To Tragedy  —  I must admit I've done plenty of head shaking about Britney Spears and her antics.  —  "Spears could feel agony of 3 feet" — the story about possible consequences of Brit's driving over the feet of three people recently …

Tom Cruise's fat suit fracas  —  Plus: Heather Mills wants freebies from Stella; weekend box office  —  Is that a double chin or just shadow?  Tom Cruise's lawyer threatened legal action against celeb mags that were planning to run photos of Cruise on the set of "Tropic Thunder."  Why the big deal?

"Hayden Panettiere's Panties" Try Saying That 10 Times Fast  —  Oh the perils of exiting a vehicle in a short skirt.  It's the Kryptonite of every young starlet, and you can call me Lex Luthor.  Here, Hayden Panettiere's panties pop out to say hello as she exists an SUV, and of course, the moment has been immortalized for posterity.